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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    when i order a cheeseburger i ask for nothing on it but cheese, I want to taste the burger i don't want some kinda salad featuring burger that everyone gets
    That's not a dessert silly-head.

    At first I thought you were saying you get a burger without a burger in it.

    Basically, you don't like eating healthy.

    I hate hamburgers.

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Salad has no taste, how could you not taste a delicious burger.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    srsizzy wrote: »
    Cake Batter flavored ice cream.

    We have a cool ice cream place up here. You can get all sort of "mix-ins," like candy bars and various other flavors, and essentially you could get like 3 flavors of ice cream with all sort of stuff in eat and create your own ultimate flavor.

    I also enjoy baking.
    do you mean Cold Stone Creamery, a gigantic ice cream company that is nowhere near only located in northern california?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I eat healthy, but when i want a burger i want to be eating actual tasty shit.

    And if salad has no taste that is some bad salad

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  • Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I can eat about 3 forkfulls of Cheesecake before I become a bile fountain. About 1 spoonful of icecream will have the same effect.

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Lettuce is pretty untasty and also a bad salad by itself. Salad is good.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Lettuce is mostly a device used for transporting delicious ranch dressing.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    most food is an excuse to eat fistfuls of delicious salt

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    They should put more salt in food. I would buy a salt pie. Rhyme, rhyme, rhyme.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I fucking love cheesecake.

    Next gathering I will make one then, since I'm in debt for missing the party b/c of stupidfriend! D:

    Just for the record, I like New York style cheesecake, without any extra crap going on.

    I guess I don't know what's different between a "plain" cheesecake and a New York style one?
    I mean, mine is just fucking good. Is that sufficient to be a NY one?

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like homemade bakewell tarts, that is a good kind of pudding which applies to the topic of this thread.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You're not allowed to call them Bakewell tarts unless you're a member of the Bakewell family!

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My name is Albert Bakewell.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Well shit.

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I was lying, I am in no way related to the bakewell family, but I frequently buy bakewell products from major supermarket branches.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I used to buy these giant Bakewell tarts the size of a man's fist, but I could never manage a whole one. I really tried.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    boy I could really go for some baklava

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Lettuce is mostly a device used for transporting delicious ranch dressing.
    I'd lime this if it weren't for that pesky dignity

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Dignity is for the weak who want to live fast and die long instead of living for as long as possible and eating a lot of pudding.

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like lettuce and pudding.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    together?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I could go for a big ass slice of Key Lime Pie right now.

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Not together, lettuce is not good without meat, pudding is great by itself.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    oh fuck

    key lime pie is the best

    my family took a trip to florida last summer, and we got of have key lime pie made with honest-to-god fresh limes

    haughlahgoaulalalhalglajljlagl

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    oh fuck

    key lime pie is the best

    my family took a trip to florida last summer, and we got of have key lime pie made with honest-to-god fresh limes

    haughlahgoaulalalhalglajljlagl

    It's one of the few perks of living down here.

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Lime is probably poisonous if you eat it, what are you talking about?

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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    srsizzy wrote: »
    Cake Batter flavored ice cream.

    We have a cool ice cream place up here. You can get all sort of "mix-ins," like candy bars and various other flavors, and essentially you could get like 3 flavors of ice cream with all sort of stuff in eat and create your own ultimate flavor.

    I also enjoy baking.
    do you mean Cold Stone Creamery, a gigantic ice cream company that is nowhere near only located in northern california?
    I didn't say it was the only ice cream place ever made. I figured others existed.

    I also like pizza.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    there are plenty of other ice cream places that do the mix-in shit these days too, jesus kusu

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I love custard.

    hot, dripping custard

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    I love custard.

    hot, dripping custard

    is that what the kids are calling it now

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  • Water Polo GirlWater Polo Girl Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like strawberry shortcake. And those delicious brownie fudge volcano things from Chili's.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    there are plenty of other ice cream places that do the mix-in shit these days too, jesus kusu

    cold stone is the only one i could think of off the top of my head
    the way he said "oh man we got this place up here"

    you know like it was the only place ever and he was making an astounding discovery for all of dessert

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