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I recall my exes rancher mom telling me that longhorns are prestige beef that are just trash economics to raise
I’m no expert, but my dad raised higher grade beef cattle (angus, hereford, limousine) and longhorns at auction always went cheaply and were never seen as anything more than a novelty or fodder for team-roping.
Iirc from my Texas History school days, the Longhorn was a compromise breed that had better meat quality than the standard hot-weather Asian and African breeds but could take the heat and dryness of Texas better than European beef breeds. They’re a blended stock of English Hereford and Spanish/North African Retinta breeds.
But now we don’t do cattle drives so we don’t need this kind of cow anymore.
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
I recall my exes rancher step mom ( it is v complicated I guess) telling me that longhorns are prestige beef that are just trash economics to raise
Next on Hallmark…or…pornhub
Her husband carried 100 lbs from the floor of the grand canyon to the rim because she was exhausted without breaking a sweat on a backpack we did. He is a volunteer firefighter and does iron mans for fun.
I would not steal his woman
Tumin on
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
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For all the cringe and hypernationalist fury surrounding it, the Bald Eagle is objectively a badass animal.
I recall my exes rancher step mom ( it is v complicated I guess) telling me that longhorns are prestige beef that are just trash economics to raise
Next on Hallmark…or…pornhub
I mean, on one hand it just feels like pandering to the basest instincts of their audience with lowest common denominator shit, and you feel a little dirty after watching one.
But as for the porn…
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
For all the cringe and hypernationalist fury surrounding it, the Bald Eagle is objectively a badass animal.
A hat on every bird in my America
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
Dwarf Fortress
When I press "clean cartridges" on the printer and it makes absolutely no sound for 3 minutes. What is actually happening is that prices on ink cartridges are being raised 1% and then it prints the test page again?
PSN: Honkalot
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
Disco Elysium
Stealing things originally from Africa and the Middle East has been a proud English tradition for centuries
I recall my exes rancher mom telling me that longhorns are prestige beef that are just trash economics to raise
I’m no expert, but my dad raised higher grade beef cattle (angus, hereford, limousine) and longhorns at auction always went cheaply and were never seen as anything more than a novelty or fodder for team-roping.
Iirc from my Texas History school days, the Longhorn was a compromise breed that had better meat quality than the standard hot-weather Asian and African breeds but could take the heat and dryness of Texas better than European beef breeds. They’re a blended stock of English Hereford and Spanish/North African Retinta breeds.
But now we don’t do cattle drives so we don’t need this kind of cow anymore.
Yeah I meant more for like...oh we have a longhorn and it looks cool hanging around
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
Disco Elysium
I saw a bald eagle in the wild this week! Just hanging out in a tree.
For all the cringe and hypernationalist fury surrounding it, the Bald Eagle is objectively a badass animal.
They live by me. And they do look cool. But also I see them eating roadkill and getting harassed by flocks of crows too and running away. So... maybe not total badasses.
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
For all the cringe and hypernationalist fury surrounding it, the Bald Eagle is objectively a badass animal.
They live by me. And they do look cool. But also I see them eating roadkill and getting harassed by flocks of crows too and running away. So... maybe not total badasses.
Not getting into pointless fights is kind of an essential rule for survival in the wild. You only need to sustain a minor injury to snowball into a whole load of bigger problems.
For all the cringe and hypernationalist fury surrounding it, the Bald Eagle is objectively a badass animal.
They live by me. And they do look cool. But also I see them eating roadkill and getting harassed by flocks of crows too and running away. So... maybe not total badasses.
Well corvids are the actual best, so no surprise there
For all the cringe and hypernationalist fury surrounding it, the Bald Eagle is objectively a badass animal.
They live by me. And they do look cool. But also I see them eating roadkill and getting harassed by flocks of crows too and running away. So... maybe not total badasses.
Not getting into pointless fights is kind of an essential rule for survival in the wild. You only need to sustain a minor injury to snowball into a whole load of bigger problems.
Yeah, walk away nerd, the crows say.
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
I recall my exes rancher step mom ( it is v complicated I guess) telling me that longhorns are prestige beef that are just trash economics to raise
Next on Hallmark…or…pornhub
Her husband carried 100 lbs from the floor of the grand canyon to the rim because she was exhausted without breaking a sweat on a backpack we did. He is a volunteer firefighter and does iron mans for fun.
I would not steal his woman
Next on street beefs.
With 30 comments saying variants of JESUS and what were they thinking?
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
For all the cringe and hypernationalist fury surrounding it, the Bald Eagle is objectively a badass animal.
i went to a wildlife conservation park that had a bald eagle and the ranger guy was like "oh yeah we don't know what happened to him before we rescued him but he's terrified of fish" and we were all "uh isn't that like all of his diet?" and the guy was like "yup! We gotta make him fish smoothies every day or he'd die" which was like the least badass thing i've ever seen
I saw a bald eagle in the wild this week! Just hanging out in a tree.
We hit one while driving to a music festival at like 3am in the god damned morning (not my idea).
It was cruising down the highway about 6' off the ground, I'm assuming using the updraft from the asphalt to glide.
Thankfully we were going pretty slow due to pulling a fairly hastily loaded flatbed trailer on an unfamiliar backroad highway so when it pulled up at the last second it just doinked right off the windshield, over the truck and the trailer we were pulling, and continued on it's way in the tail lights.
I never thought "bald eagle plays chicken with your vehicle" would be on the list of things that wake you the fuck up but turns out...
For all the cringe and hypernationalist fury surrounding it, the Bald Eagle is objectively a badass animal.
i went to a wildlife conservation park that had a bald eagle and the ranger guy was like "oh yeah we don't know what happened to him before we rescued him but he's terrified of fish" and we were all "uh isn't that like all of his diet?" and the guy was like "yup! We gotta make him fish smoothies every day or he'd die" which was like the least badass thing i've ever seen
This is a Pixar-ass story if I ever heard one.
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
For all the cringe and hypernationalist fury surrounding it, the Bald Eagle is objectively a badass animal.
i went to a wildlife conservation park that had a bald eagle and the ranger guy was like "oh yeah we don't know what happened to him before we rescued him but he's terrified of fish" and we were all "uh isn't that like all of his diet?" and the guy was like "yup! We gotta make him fish smoothies every day or he'd die" which was like the least badass thing i've ever seen
Relatable tho
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
Disco Elysium
“My uncle was killed by a salmon with death in its eyes,”
For all the cringe and hypernationalist fury surrounding it, the Bald Eagle is objectively a badass animal.
i went to a wildlife conservation park that had a bald eagle and the ranger guy was like "oh yeah we don't know what happened to him before we rescued him but he's terrified of fish" and we were all "uh isn't that like all of his diet?" and the guy was like "yup! We gotta make him fish smoothies every day or he'd die" which was like the least badass thing i've ever seen
Did you ever seen that video of a bald eagle losing a fight to a tiny crab? Maybe it’s like that.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderatormod
eagles are cowardly raptors who prey on the weak to make themselves feel big and strong
the turkey will fuck you up and then take you out for beers after
ben franklin was right
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderatormod
also it's a myth he preferred the turkey but still
For all the cringe and hypernationalist fury surrounding it, the Bald Eagle is objectively a badass animal.
They live by me. And they do look cool. But also I see them eating roadkill and getting harassed by flocks of crows too and running away. So... maybe not total badasses.
Well corvids are the actual best, so no surprise there
every time i say this people bring up some story of their supposed cruelty that inevitably ends up as "hey this corvid figured out a clever and messed-up way to get food" which never impresses me as much as the cruel things human beings do and then don't even get food from
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
Hades
@credeiki and @LoserForHireX were lovely hosts and very fun to hang out with. Also Loser is an incredible cook?? That braised fish was A+, would come back to a restaurant again and again for that.
yay! how good
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
For all the cringe and hypernationalist fury surrounding it, the Bald Eagle is objectively a badass animal.
They live by me. And they do look cool. But also I see them eating roadkill and getting harassed by flocks of crows too and running away. So... maybe not total badasses.
Well corvids are the actual best, so no surprise there
every time i say this people bring up some story of their supposed cruelty that inevitably ends up as "hey this corvid figured out a clever and messed-up way to get food" which never impresses me as much as the cruel things human beings do and then don't even get food from
I think my favorite story about corvids was a pack of crows learned how to say “Caw” in a human voice and would yell it at people like they were making fun of them
jungleroomx on
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
Disco Elysium
Turkey spurs will cut you like a prison shiv
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
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Surprise, the tomato was hollowed out and filled with cheese, and fried in animal fat.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I’m no expert, but my dad raised higher grade beef cattle (angus, hereford, limousine) and longhorns at auction always went cheaply and were never seen as anything more than a novelty or fodder for team-roping.
Iirc from my Texas History school days, the Longhorn was a compromise breed that had better meat quality than the standard hot-weather Asian and African breeds but could take the heat and dryness of Texas better than European beef breeds. They’re a blended stock of English Hereford and Spanish/North African Retinta breeds.
But now we don’t do cattle drives so we don’t need this kind of cow anymore.
That makes sense except for the fact that lions were never endemic to England.
Her husband carried 100 lbs from the floor of the grand canyon to the rim because she was exhausted without breaking a sweat on a backpack we did. He is a volunteer firefighter and does iron mans for fun.
I would not steal his woman
Yeah, seems like lowering/getting me off the calcium channel blocker got me consistently back into normal range.
But I’ll be on bloodthinners the rest of my life, apparently.
I mean, on one hand it just feels like pandering to the basest instincts of their audience with lowest common denominator shit, and you feel a little dirty after watching one.
But as for the porn…
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
A hat on every bird in my America
Yeah I meant more for like...oh we have a longhorn and it looks cool hanging around
They live by me. And they do look cool. But also I see them eating roadkill and getting harassed by flocks of crows too and running away. So... maybe not total badasses.
but they're listening to every word I say
Sudan has the best one, obviously.
She's also my broker and a decent negotiator, so I'll tolerate her requests for now
Not getting into pointless fights is kind of an essential rule for survival in the wild. You only need to sustain a minor injury to snowball into a whole load of bigger problems.
oh hohoho
Get fucked, New Orleans
Big "first time out on the town after a breakup" energy
Well corvids are the actual best, so no surprise there
Yeah, walk away nerd, the crows say.
but they're listening to every word I say
It should be repeated that you don’t ever feed wild animals but we already have the video so
Lions come from heraldry, and are probably used in that because they're biblical
Unicorns featured in Stewart heraldry but who knows why. Probably because some Breton Knight thought they were cool
Next on street beefs.
With 30 comments saying variants of JESUS and what were they thinking?
i went to a wildlife conservation park that had a bald eagle and the ranger guy was like "oh yeah we don't know what happened to him before we rescued him but he's terrified of fish" and we were all "uh isn't that like all of his diet?" and the guy was like "yup! We gotta make him fish smoothies every day or he'd die" which was like the least badass thing i've ever seen
We hit one while driving to a music festival at like 3am in the god damned morning (not my idea).
It was cruising down the highway about 6' off the ground, I'm assuming using the updraft from the asphalt to glide.
Thankfully we were going pretty slow due to pulling a fairly hastily loaded flatbed trailer on an unfamiliar backroad highway so when it pulled up at the last second it just doinked right off the windshield, over the truck and the trailer we were pulling, and continued on it's way in the tail lights.
I never thought "bald eagle plays chicken with your vehicle" would be on the list of things that wake you the fuck up but turns out...
This is a Pixar-ass story if I ever heard one.
Relatable tho
Did you ever seen that video of a bald eagle losing a fight to a tiny crab? Maybe it’s like that.
the turkey will fuck you up and then take you out for beers after
ben franklin was right
every time i say this people bring up some story of their supposed cruelty that inevitably ends up as "hey this corvid figured out a clever and messed-up way to get food" which never impresses me as much as the cruel things human beings do and then don't even get food from
yay! how good
I think my favorite story about corvids was a pack of crows learned how to say “Caw” in a human voice and would yell it at people like they were making fun of them