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did db cooper make it

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did db cooper make it 91 votes

impaled on a tree branch
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tynicSirToastyDepressperadoCurly_BraceIronKnuckle's GhostR-demJusticeforPluto 7 votes
broke every bone on the ground
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survived the fall, eaten by bears
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died of exposure, half-eaten by bears
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survived, dropped all the money
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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    broke every bone on the ground
    Alternate answer: became Tommy Wiseau: https://xkcd.com/1400/

    Alternate alternate answer: became Larlar

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Of course he made it, how else would he be able to fight bigfoot with all those hunks?

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I don't know who that is or what he did

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    survived, dropped all the money
    I think he survived and only dropped some of the money

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    If there's one thing I know for sure it's that Ryan North is definitely not DB Cooper

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    broke every bone on the ground
    I don't know who that is or what he did

    https://youtu.be/CbUjuwhQPKs

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    impaled on a tree branch
    wasn't it Loki?

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    impaled on a tree branch
    alternate answer, it was my grandpa I am rich with ill-gotten loots

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Some money has reportedly been found over the years.
    I think he survived. I don't think the money was his actual goal though

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    survived the fall, eaten by bears
    DB Cooper gets name dropped in a Kid Rock song.

    Dead or alive this makes him the coolest person to have ever lived

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2023
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Alternate answer: became Tommy Wiseau: https://xkcd.com/1400/

    Alternate alternate answer: became Larlar

    Alternate alternate alternate answer: fled to Canada, married, fathered Ryan North

    Elaro on
    Children's rights are human rights.
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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Make what

    Steam
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    broke every bone on the ground
    Cello wrote: »
    Make what

    The big time

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    broke every bone on the ground
    Or maybe... the big top???

    D. B. Cooper really sounds like a circus ringmaster sort of epithet doesn't it? I suppose just because it flows the same as P. T. Barnum.

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    Make what

    Love to a Canadian woman

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Or maybe... the big top???

    D. B. Cooper really sounds like a circus ringmaster sort of epithet doesn't it? I suppose just because it flows the same as P. T. Barnum.

    yeah the media made it up. he never called himself that. said his name was dan

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    broke every bone on the ground
    D. B. Cooper was his circusona

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    DB Cooper gets name dropped in a Kid Rock song.

    Dead or alive this makes him the coolest person to have ever lived

    Kid Rock sucks though

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    DiarmuidDiarmuid Amazing Meatball Registered User regular
    edited January 2023
    MF DOOM doesn't suck.
    Average emcees is like a TV blooper
    MF DOOM, he's like D.B. Cooper

    https://youtu.be/GZAXE3-srfM

    Diarmuid on
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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I don't know what that lyric means

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    CoolrekCoolrek Registered User regular
    He gets name dropped in a mountain goats song too,
    https://youtu.be/anS6bcPpvoQ

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    survived, dropped all the money
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I don't know what that lyric means

    Looky here, it's just the way the cookie tear
    Prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle rookie year

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    survived the fall, eaten by bears
    Providing sustenance to bears in a way that isn't campsite-adjacent is a moral good

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Or maybe... the big top???

    D. B. Cooper really sounds like a circus ringmaster sort of epithet doesn't it? I suppose just because it flows the same as P. T. Barnum.

    yeah the media made it up. he never called himself that. said his name was dan

    That really adds to my this was a test run for the rash of plane hijackings the CIA funded for the next few decades

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    impaled on a tree branch
    the best part of DB's whole thing is how he was polite

    sorry to bother you but I have a bomb

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    survived the fall, eaten by bears
    What did you think DB stood for?

    Died
    Bears ate him

    COOPER

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    survived, dropped all the money
    Some investigators have speculated that the 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens could have obliterated any remaining physical clues.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    survived, dropped all the money
    This is one of the coolest things ever, I love this shit


    I go through a period of fascination with this hijacking every few years

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    DiarmuidDiarmuid Amazing Meatball Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I don't know what that lyric means

    Basically it means MF DOOM is rad and other rappers are chumps compared to him.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Chall wrote: »
    What did you think DB stood for?

    Died
    Bears ate him

    COOPER

    it was misheard, he called himself dan cooper

    also, that fucker died in the wilderness and got eaten by scavengers 100%

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    I did, thanks for asking!



    ...shit! I knew I'd slip up eventually.....

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    broke every bone on the ground
    I think pip is db cooper

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    I think pip is db cooper

    I can confirm pip does not know enough about loom to be db cooper

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Chall wrote: »
    What did you think DB stood for?

    Died
    Bears ate him

    COOPER
    Honestly, this was some real forward thinking by his parents

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I think pip is db cooper

    fucking wish

    imagine the returns you couldve gotten on a $200000 annuity from the 70s

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    broke every bone on the ground
    No, because I think you died in the woods and got eaten by bears in the 70s

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    did db cooper make it

    Shove off, copper

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    survived, dropped all the money
    I think they made a fairly safe landing and escaped

    Several of the suspects fit most of the criteria, and all of those people died years ago. Hell, the one suspect very likely did the same exact thing numerous times during the Vietnam war.

    (The FBI is a very incompetent very large bureaucracy)

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    No, because I think you died in the woods and got eaten by bears in the 70s

    ah shit, my mom isn't gonna be happy with this

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    survived the fall, eaten by bears
    mcp wrote: »
    Chall wrote: »
    What did you think DB stood for?

    Died
    Bears ate him

    COOPER
    Honestly, this was some real forward thinking by his parents

    What can you say? Even as a baby he really seemed like the kind of person who would die being eaten by bears.

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