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[House] Rent Boogie

CambiataCambiata Commander ShepardThe likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
edited May 2023 in Social Entropy++
New house thread obligated me to find a new song with house in the title, since until now I only knew of Our House. Here is the new song for the house thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCSK0L5v4NY&ab_channel=GilaGilaGilaGilaGila
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAWHXNG_4CM&ab_channel=TheBluesfan12

"excuse my French
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
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  • GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    Personally I think we should have just built some add-ons to the starter house thread to save the aggravation of moving. The HOA here is really killing us on that front.

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2023
    Oh hey, housing thread!

    Like I said in the Thursday thread, I'm apartment hunting (in Montreal) for a 2-bedroomer. (I need a room separate from my bedroom where I can put my PC.) So far I've visited

    one (1) 1200$/mo completely unfurnished place in Mercier with no utilities or appliances included and currently in renovation (the real estate broker is also sketchy af)
    In Quebec, landlords (and their reps) can demand only rent money from tenants, so any money paid to apply has to either pay towards the first month's rent or be refunded if an offer isn't made. However, he said he wouldn't refund the money I would have to pony up for the background/credit check if it failed to clear. He claims he's had this no-refund policy for years. For the interest of fellow Montrealers, that broker's name is Frédéric Lebire.
    ;

    and one (1) 1295$/mo place in Lasalle with a stove, a fridge, hot water and heating, but I'd have to start my lease in August.

    I've also sort of heard back from someone about a 1200$/month place in Notre-Dame-de-Grâce. I'll contact them this afternoon.

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    Children's rights are human rights.
  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    I fell over a toolbox and landed on the blade of my snowblower giving me a deep cut in my hand that required two stiches.

    This is why you should clean up your garage folks!

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2023
    I fell over a toolbox and landed on the blade of my snowblower giving me a deep cut in my hand that required two stiches.

    This is why you should clean up your garage folks!

    Yeouch. Duly noted.

    Elaro on
    Children's rights are human rights.
  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    I fell over a toolbox and landed on the blade of my snowblower giving me a deep cut in my hand that required two stiches.

    This is why you should clean up your garage folks!

    Yeouch. Duly noted.

    Hey, wanna see something gross???

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    I fell over a toolbox and landed on the blade of my snowblower giving me a deep cut in my hand that required two stiches.

    This is why you should clean up your garage folks!

    Yeouch. Duly noted.

    Hey, wanna see something gross???

    Is it your mangled hand?

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Yes!

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    Although, now that I have a picture of it, it doesn't look as bad as I originally thought.

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Aaaagh, right in the fingergroin.

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  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    edited May 2023
    Surprisingly, not very painful.

    Anyway, I put the toolbox away and drained the gas from the snowblower and shoved it into the back corner. Finally. Now I gotta figure out what to do with all this extra plastic fencing from last year's gardening project. Give it to my sister I suppose for her gardening project. (She had to put her garden plans on hold because a killdeer decided to raise its family in the middle of her garden.)

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    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Because I was performing a fool's errand and going to visit my parents' home in the desert plateau of the lower panhandle, I missed a perfect rainy day here at home, and I hate missing rainy days because they are my favorite.

    However, against all odds, today has turned into a rainy day! It's a warm summer rain, too! Now if only I didn't have work and could just go play in it.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • jmcdonaldjmcdonald I voted, did you? DC(ish)Registered User regular
    edited May 2023
    Garden time!

    I’m going to spoiler these for V scroll folks. But it’s bloom time here in Maryland and some of our anchor plants are finally growing up!

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    Couple bearded iris, some mandevilla that hasn’t had a chance to really go crazy yet as it isn’t nearly hot enough, couple peonies, and some Russian iris.

    Really excited to see things blooming again.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Have you changed your lawnmower blades lately? I just put the first new blade on my mower after I bought it four years ago, and now it's like I mounted a lightsaber under there.

    I guess now that I have a decent blade I should give sharpening it a go next spring.

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    My mower manual says you should sharpen twice a season at least which seems a lot.

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    My mower manual says you should sharpen twice a season at least which seems a lot.

    It really isn't. Your blades are constantly chipping up rocks and shit.

    A local Ace Hardware charges ~$16 USD to sharpen a pair of blades, or if you've got an angle grinder and vise you can do it yourself.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    My mower manual says you should sharpen twice a season at least which seems a lot.

    It really isn't. Your blades are constantly chipping up rocks and shit.

    A local Ace Hardware charges ~$16 USD to sharpen a pair of blades, or if you've got an angle grinder and vise you can do it yourself.

    That's why I mow backwards every other time...

    Ace mentioned that too, so may actually do that. I have the Dremel kit, but feel like I'm screwing it up so will let Ace have a go.

  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    edited May 2023
    There's a misconception that you need to make it, like, kitchen knife sharp, but really all it needs is to have the nicks and dings filed off so it has an edge again, that's all. Supposedly you can even sharpen it with a metal file, but it takes patience and a bit of effort.

    DisruptedCapitalist on
    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    My mower manual says you should sharpen twice a season at least which seems a lot.

    It really isn't. Your blades are constantly chipping up rocks and shit.

    A local Ace Hardware charges ~$16 USD to sharpen a pair of blades, or if you've got an angle grinder and vise you can do it yourself.

    That's why I mow backwards every other time...

    Ace mentioned that too, so may actually do that. I have the Dremel kit, but feel like I'm screwing it up so will let Ace have a go.

    Here's the thing I've learned over the years. I've gone from never sharpening to going at the blades with my angle grinder to paying Ace Hardware to do it.

    Shape blades make everything look better. In particular you'll get less 'mowhawks' in your yard.

    Sharpening these things yourself will cost more in time than just paying someone else to do it.

    The number of sparks kicked up during sharpening kind of scares the shit out of me.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    Angle grinders are rad that way though. Amazing what they can do.

  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    I'm making it a mission to reduce the amount of grass that I'm required to take care of to the point that I can give away the mower. I need to do research about hedges, shrubs, and trees.


    Also my partner and I got a house and it's very wild to have the ability to change almost anything about our new place after so much time renting. It's also just a very nice place already but like we can put in permanent changes to make it better without being bothered by the landlord! We also can't be kicked out with almost no notice!

    We're all in this together
  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    schuss wrote: »
    Angle grinders are rad that way though. Amazing what they can do.

    The two tools I own that absolutely scare the shit out of me when I use them are as follows.

    1. Angle Grinder
    2. Stihl Edger

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field ---Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Angle grinders, like routers, deserve what I’ve always referred to as “a healthy fear”.

    Both are great tools, though.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    schuss wrote: »
    Angle grinders are rad that way though. Amazing what they can do.

    The two tools I own that absolutely scare the shit out of me when I use them are as follows.

    1. Angle Grinder
    2. Stihl Edger

    Honestly if you just grind on some stuff a bit it's way more approachable, it's just that it's rare these days to need to angle grind something. I did steel pipe work one summer and it becomes easy peasy after a few days of practice. Always gotta be ready for the kick or just random explosion (ps wear safety glasses)

  • TefTef Registered User regular
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    These fuckin things. We call them sabre saws. Either you’re worried of them jumping out of their seat, or you’re worried that you didn’t actually check properly for hidden services

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Reciprocating saws. Other brand names include sawzall, or as my parents call them, rambo saws. Cut through basically anything.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I believe they should be called, “solve my problem saw”.

  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field ---Registered User, Transition Team regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Reciprocating saws. Other brand names include sawzall, or as my parents call them, rambo saws. Cut through basically anything.

    When you don't care how fucked up it looks in the end, as long as it's in smaller pieces, you break out the sawzall.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • jmcdonaldjmcdonald I voted, did you? DC(ish)Registered User regular
    edited May 2023
    More garden stuff. We have a pair of nesting bluebirds in a decorative birdhouse I received for Father’s Day a few years ago from my wife. Spoilers for baby birbs:

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    They’re about a week from fledging at this point. We’re pretty excited as this is the first time the birdhouse has been used.

    Edit

    Just got two shots of the female as she was heading in to feed the chicks!

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    Edit 2

    And one of the male

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  • jmcdonaldjmcdonald I voted, did you? DC(ish)Registered User regular
    Aaaaaannnd probably the best shot I’ve ever gotten of birds. This is the male feeding the female as they sit in the tree in front of my house while they guard their nest!

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    It took me just under a month to plant all 51 of the saplings I originally ordered:

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    I estimate I need about 20 more to complete the circle, but to be on the safe side I'll be purchasing 30 saplings on my next paycheck. Having a few spares won't be a problem, I can just plant them somewhere and if any of my current saplings die there's a replacement ready for them. I already think the first tree I planted is dead, since it never sprouted leaves.

    Of course, planting is just the beginning. And I'm not even sure yet I planted them close enough, but, well, then need another 4 feet or so of growth before I'll really know. Unfortunately, the phase of the project after they're all planted will be much slower progress, but I'm excited to see how it turns out. These trees are fast growers, so I might have a reasonable structure in five years, or I might have one in two. I won't know until I've seen it!

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field ---Registered User, Transition Team regular
    I don’t know a more appropriate place to ask this, so…

    Let’s say you recently moved into a new house. And let’s say you misplaced your copy of House of Leaves during the move. And let’s say you randomly found it in the attic 6 months after moving in. Which is good. Because it’s a well loved copy of the book. Full of dog eared pages and some handwritten notes.

    Except…

    It isn’t your copy.



    Thread, I guess what I’m asking is: do I need to sell this house and move?

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    You kidding me? You have a house that respawns lost items! That's the greatest thing ever!

  • DelzhandDelzhand Registered User, Transition Team regular
    I realized this weekend that I am missing a box of Transformers. I thought maybe it was in the basement at the rental but I was over there disassembling the drop ceiling for the plumbers this week and it isn't there. @minor incident can you check your attic to see if there's a document box containing Takara Windblade, Studio Series 86 Hot Rod, Earthrise Optimus Prime, and Titans Return Hardhead and Blurr? There might be some others in there as well but those are the ones I know aren't on my shelf.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    found out there's a hole in my roof under the shingles where the garage add-on meets the original house (i assume it's an add-on because of the way its joined to the house)

    and it's rotted under the soffit and starting to creep into the garage proper

    so now i need a new roof; and hopefully i can find a contractor that can identify some clear storm damage on the roof so insurance will pay for it....

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field ---Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited May 2023
    pimento wrote: »
    You kidding me? You have a house that respawns lost items! That's the greatest thing ever!

    To be fair, I finally checked the little closet/crawl space in the attic, and found a box of shit a previous owner had left that also included a bunch of Dean Koontz and John Grisham books. And a Patsy Cline cassette. All of which is a lot less ominous than the mysterious House of Leaves, but still.

    minor incident on
    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    The thing with House of Leaves is that any copy that's been read to completion is going to be full of dog ears and notes because only people who get really into that book are capable of finishing it.

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    We went through and really cleaned up our shop, which was sorely overdue, and in the course of doing so we unearthed some more treasures of the sort a 75ish year old house can produce. The less exciting things were two rectangular wooden American cheese boxes that the previous owner had been using to hold loose screws and whatever and of course we'll be doing the same, but the more exciting was a page of shiny stickers to put on your gun case so that you know which gun is yours. Lemme tell you folks, the stereotypical way that the 50s are portrayed only barely scratches the surface, as the absolutly spectacular copy on the back of this sticker sheet will illustrate:
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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    The lot where I'm planting my trees is nearly completely taken over by this lovely native plant called a Creeping Cinderella or Carpet Daisy:

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    I love this stuff. It's soft, ok with foot traffic, tolerate of the broad range of climate conditions found in our region, and chokes the grass right out. I'm encouraging it to take over my lawn in place of grass

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I have just now realized that the header image for my monthly utility bill email is the fucking marina at Lake Hefner.

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    This is a row of several of the fanciest restaurants in Oklahoma City. Last time I went there for my birthday I literally bumped into a former governor. This really drives home that I pretty much paid for that withered old fuck's dinner one way or another.

    Hunger games ass city, I swear.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2023
    i learned today that they make lawn mower batteries in exactly identical shape, size, and terminal position.... BUT... the terminals can be opposite of one another

    so i put my new battery in backwards and somehow that didn't permanently destroy anything, so neat

    WHY would there not be a standard for terminal orientation... i am pretty sure there is for cars

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    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • RELtasticRELtastic Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I have just now realized that the header image for my monthly utility bill email is the fucking marina at Lake Hefner.

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    This is a row of several of the fanciest restaurants in Oklahoma City. Last time I went there for my birthday I literally bumped into a former governor. This really drives home that I pretty much paid for that withered old fuck's dinner one way or another.

    Hunger games ass city, I swear.

    Hefner Grill is fucking delicious, tho.

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