Proper brownies baked at home or a bakery? No.
Garbage brownies that you unwrap from plastic? I mean, yeah. Go all the way with those. Frosting, sprinkles, just everything.
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If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
Sorry just found this forum - about 2 years too late!
malikwaqas758 - jigsaw puzzles that look like other things. Gibsons have just released a puzzle made from broccoli!
There is also a puzzle called Waterloo Station where the train station has been painted during war & peace time from the exact same viewpoint.
The people are in the exact same position but dressed in either war or peace clothese. As both puzzles are mixed in the same box - it's really interesting.
I've actually written about it in my blog if you want to read more?
www.everythingjigsaw.com/best-1000-piece-jigsaw-puzzle-for-adults/
Geoff
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edited April 10
It is wild how often this thread has been necroposted just on this page.
i don't remember the specific wording i knew when i was youthful but i definitely had a different final line
I want to say the version I knew in my youth involved him toting around his suckably long dick in a bucket?
But I couldn't give you anything substantial beyond that.
there's this variation i found online:
there once was a man from nantucket
who carried his balls in a bucket
and he said to his hon
while fondling one
if this were an oyster i'd shuck it
Interesting, as I know a different one with the subject of testicles
There once was a fellow from Cosham
Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
His wife said, "Jack,
If you don't put them back,
I'll step on the buggers and squash 'em"
They are some of the filthiest fucking lyrics I've ever read.
I was drawn to it from reading this snippet, and this is, genuinely, one of the LEAST filthy bits:
"They f----d 'em up the stairs,
They f----d 'em down the stairs,
They f----d 'em on the chairs,
They f----d 'em off the chairs,
And first they f----d 'em here,
And then they f----d 'em there,
But still they kept f----g on, Sir."
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"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
Once an engine attached to a train
Was afraid of a few drops of rain
It went into a tunnel,
and squeaked through its funnel
And wouldn't come out again
There once was a rabbi from Keith
Who circumcised men with his teeth.
It was not for the treasure,
Nor sexual pleasure,
But to get at the cheese underneath.
I knew a version of the man from Nantucket that wasn't obscene, which has made all references to it in media throughout my life very confusing
there was a children’s version with bucket and another rhyme and it was distributed in a book of cleaned-up nursery rhymes (mother goose somehow involved in the title?)
I'm pretty sure I first heard the first line from the Simpsons episode Homer goes to space where he recites it doing cartwheels but hits a wall before he can get to the dirty parts.
After that either one of my step siblings or my step dad told me the rest of it I think. I was probably like 14.
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frosting is too light and fluffy, brownies should be dense like a brick
ICING though....I could do icing. Like a cinnamon roll.
somebody gimmie some fuckin’ brownies!
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Garbage brownies that you unwrap from plastic? I mean, yeah. Go all the way with those. Frosting, sprinkles, just everything.
As an adult I've done it a couple times even, but usually using Nutella
malikwaqas758 - jigsaw puzzles that look like other things. Gibsons have just released a puzzle made from broccoli!
There is also a puzzle called Waterloo Station where the train station has been painted during war & peace time from the exact same viewpoint.
The people are in the exact same position but dressed in either war or peace clothese. As both puzzles are mixed in the same box - it's really interesting.
I've actually written about it in my blog if you want to read more?
www.everythingjigsaw.com/best-1000-piece-jigsaw-puzzle-for-adults/
Geoff
Not saying it's good or bad, just an observation.
Steam ID - VeldrinD
I want to say the version I knew in my youth involved him toting around his suckably long dick in a bucket?
But I couldn't give you anything substantial beyond that.
Steam ID - VeldrinD
there's this variation i found online:
there once was a man from nantucket
who carried his balls in a bucket
and he said to his hon
while fondling one
if this were an oyster i'd shuck it
Interesting, as I know a different one with the subject of testicles
There once was a fellow from Cosham
Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
His wife said, "Jack,
If you don't put them back,
I'll step on the buggers and squash 'em"
They are some of the filthiest fucking lyrics I've ever read.
I was drawn to it from reading this snippet, and this is, genuinely, one of the LEAST filthy bits:
"They f----d 'em up the stairs,
They f----d 'em down the stairs,
They f----d 'em on the chairs,
They f----d 'em off the chairs,
And first they f----d 'em here,
And then they f----d 'em there,
But still they kept f----g on, Sir."
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Was afraid of a few drops of rain
It went into a tunnel,
and squeaked through its funnel
And wouldn't come out again
Who circumcised men with his teeth.
It was not for the treasure,
Nor sexual pleasure,
But to get at the cheese underneath.
In shorthand?
but man I knew the poem was dirty but good lord
She giggled when I told her lol
Well he did get Montressor'd
After that either one of my step siblings or my step dad told me the rest of it I think. I was probably like 14.