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  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    A user was trying to transfer files between folders on their computer by navigating to their network tree in explorer, finding their computer, and then expanding the tree under their computer in the network tree, then moving the file from the main explorer window into the folder under the computer in the network tree. I was so confused. I don't even know how they got their own computer to appear under the network tree there!

    Psn:wazukki
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    If one of you took a penetrating hit to a limb I'm like 95% sure I could save you, I'd get that tourniquet on high and tight

    If you had a pneumothorax I'm like...50 percent sure I could slap on a chest seal

    Head wound? I'd just as soon not pick up the oscillating tool

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Wow Amy, that’s wonderful

    PSN: Honkalot
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    If one of you took a penetrating hit to a limb I'm like 95% sure I could save you, I'd get that tourniquet on high and tight

    If you had a pneumothorax I'm like...50 percent sure I could slap on a chest seal

    Head wound? I'd just as soon not pick up the oscillating tool

    Do you have a doctor without a terrible drug addiction I can talk to

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    If one of you took a penetrating hit to a limb I'm like 95% sure I could save you, I'd get that tourniquet on high and tight

    If you had a pneumothorax I'm like...50 percent sure I could slap on a chest seal

    Head wound? I'd just as soon not pick up the oscillating tool

    Do you have a doctor without a terrible drug addiction I can talk to

    Oh I'm a square

    Caffeine, but I'm probably less addled than your average Red Bull-crushing ER Doc

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    If one of you took a penetrating hit to a limb I'm like 95% sure I could save you, I'd get that tourniquet on high and tight

    If you had a pneumothorax I'm like...50 percent sure I could slap on a chest seal

    Head wound? I'd just as soon not pick up the oscillating tool

    Do you have a doctor without a terrible drug addiction I can talk to

    We do but they lack empathy and treat every issue as one that can be solved through medication only

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    There's a bunch of network discovery and folder share settings you can manipulate. It's annoying.

    Bless your heart.
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    If one of you took a penetrating hit to a limb I'm like 95% sure I could save you, I'd get that tourniquet on high and tight

    If you had a pneumothorax I'm like...50 percent sure I could slap on a chest seal

    Head wound? I'd just as soon not pick up the oscillating tool

    Do you have a doctor without a terrible drug addiction I can talk to

    We do but they lack empathy and treat every issue as one that can be solved through medication only

    Is the medication from a glitterworld

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    So, disappointed with Apple (nothing new).

    Use case: Wanting to share small custom apps with family and friends, but not wanting to make it public on the App Store.

    The Good: They have a custom app program that allows developers to push apps privately. This program fully leverages the App Store backend for deployment/delivery of an App. It provides a way for developers to list their app as "private" or "unlisted" depending on the desired use-case.

    The Bad: This program is setup to only cater to educational institutions and businesses (B2B) only.

    The Ugly: The management of institutions and businesses is wrapped into the enterprise MDM (mobile-device-management) solution. So even if you did jump through the hoops to setup a business for distributing apps to a small group of family and friends. You'd then have to take on the responsibility that comes with MDM software/packages. Yuck!.

  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    "Hey wazilla you are missing all these jobs from your report"

    uhh, why do you have all these rows hidden?

    Psn:wazukki
  • joshgotrojoshgotro nah nahRegistered User regular
    edited October 2023
    Apple apologist unite!

    joshgotro on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    I got a second hand camera bag off ebay for a tenner

    One of its configurations is strapped around the waist and the leg like a thigh holster

  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    What's the millennial take on married partners having separate bank accounts? My wife and I pooled everything since engagement and get several of our Gen x peer married couples finding that weird as they maintain almost entirely separate finances.

    Separate account. And then a shared account for shared expenses that get a % of everyone's income automatically deposited monthly.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    To be fair programming custom private smart phone applications for your family is a very very very very very niche market.

    Bless your heart.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Like you so niche you may be one of like three people on the planet attempting it niche.

    Bless your heart.
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    I can kinda see why apple wouldn't want like... a dark web of apps distributed through its store without being reasonably sure the people distributing and receiving the app had some kind of relationship.

    Psn:wazukki
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    It could’ve been some opt-in side load thingy.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Hi its me John Business

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    For encrypted streaming from the porn NAS

    PSN: Honkalot
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    click this link to get access to "2004 Taxes.apk"

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    To be fair programming custom private smart phone applications for your family is a very very very very very niche market.

    No doubt, but it just seems odd to disable/not make available this capability when all of the pieces are right there. Like, we can push a build, and provide Apple IDs for green-listed/invited users via the TestFlight program. But those builds expire after 90 days because they're intended as rapid break/fix testing prior to pushing to the App Store. Why can't there just be a personal version of that for apps that were pushed to the App Store (so they can go through the review phase, etc)?

    It's dumb.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    So, last night we played Mothership, a horror genre TTRPG with a super easy character creation (Probably because the average character death rate is one per session in the game) where the character sheet is a one page flowchart that also walks you through making your character. Your rolls are percentile (So 2D10 percentile) and you're trying to get below your stat value. Similar to Call of Cthulhu I think? If I'm remembering that correctly?

    Anyway, it was fun! We landed on LV-426 I MEAN CERAL 4 and there was a weird fungus as well as towering, skyscraper sized ant mounds, so. Good times. Our marine is already infected with the fungus, so I guess we'll see what happens. Good news, we all survived the first session.

    Bad news? I'm an android, and I'm trying to like HELL to give the GM reasons to make me a traitor, hahaha!

    My D&D game last Thursday went pretty well, too. The players did go into the Labyrinth beneath Knossos, but my maze idea was a little flawed. I super overestimated how long it would take them to go through each phase of the maze, so there have only been two random encounters so far, and they're 2/3rds of the way through. We ran out of time, with was disappointing to me because I really want to get to the end of this Labyrinth. I'm excited to show the players what King Minos' treasure was.

    Buuuut we're not playing tonight. And we can't next week because one of the players has a work trip. Then she leaves for Europe for a month. Then it's Christmastime. I'm worried we won't play again for 2 - 3 MONTHS now. This is the part that makes me hate trying to play D&D. Or any RPG, really.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Oh hey job fair that takes place during the work day yep I'm doing that

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    I can kinda see why apple wouldn't want like... a dark web of apps distributed through its store without being reasonably sure the people distributing and receiving the app had some kind of relationship.

    If the app is pushed to the App Store, then it goes through the standard review phase which would screen apps with builds.

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    click this link to get access to "2004 Taxes.apk"

    Interestingly, the "unlisted" feature of the custom apps (for businesses only) is shared via uri-only that points to the app in the app store.

    They have the use case setup, and the review infrastructure.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    click this link to get access to "2004 Taxes.apk"

    Interestingly, the "unlisted" feature of the custom apps (for businesses only) is shared via uri-only that points to the app in the app store.

    They have the use case setup, and the review infrastructure.

    makes sense, it's not like you can browse to root and see subdirectories anymore for shit like that. Teams/MS do it that way.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    I can kinda see why apple wouldn't want like... a dark web of apps distributed through its store without being reasonably sure the people distributing and receiving the app had some kind of relationship.

    If the app is pushed to the App Store, then it goes through the standard review phase which would screen apps with builds.

    Sure, but even standard data collection stuff that likely wouldn't raise any flags could potentially be abused etc. I'd imagine. I admit I'm much less versed than you in the hoops that you'd have to jump through pre-MDM level, but by laymanish take is that it strikes me as an additional layer of vetting for security reasons.

    Psn:wazukki
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    It could’ve been some opt-in side load thingy.

    t-t-t-triple post, but side loading is something I do not want. I like how Apple has done the App Store from the security/review standpoint.

    But more importantly, I don't want to walk various people through the process to enable sideloading and leave their devices potentially open to attack vector like that.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I went to the game store today on my phone and it was a miserable experience. I just wanna pay like $5 for a fun game I can fuck with for a week or two, and not get ads or a bunch of data mining.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I want to work for none of these organizations

  • TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    I went to the game store today on my phone and it was a miserable experience. I just wanna pay like $5 for a fun game I can fuck with for a week or two, and not get ads or a bunch of data mining.

    Apple arcade has a bunch of things. Maybe check that out?

    League of Legends: Sorakanmyworld
    FFXIV: Tchel Fay
    Nintendo ID: Tortalius
    Steam: Tortalius
    Stream: twitch.tv/tortalius
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    I can kinda see why apple wouldn't want like... a dark web of apps distributed through its store without being reasonably sure the people distributing and receiving the app had some kind of relationship.

    If the app is pushed to the App Store, then it goes through the standard review phase which would screen apps with builds.

    Sure, but even standard data collection stuff that likely wouldn't raise any flags could potentially be abused etc. I'd imagine. I admit I'm much less versed than you in the hoops that you'd have to jump through pre-MDM level, but by laymanish take is that it strikes me as an additional layer of vetting for security reasons.

    I think there's always going to be abuse no matter what. My feeling is that for motivated actors the abuse is already happening via the TestFlight program.

    It's a 90-day window with no official Apple review and up to 10,000 users. Any sort of crime app with sufficient backing will be able to cycle through builds because there's motivation to do so. Me, just a dude trying to make things for family and some friends, does not have the desire to cycle a build every 90 days (and walk some of my older family members through how to download the TestFlight-enabled build).

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    I want to work for none of these organizations

    I love job fairs like that

    I went to one at a nearby airbase for state and local government jobs two years ago and it was like pick between CHP, Corrections, and DMV. Oh and these other places that apparently exist.

    It was depressing

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    To be fair programming custom private smart phone applications for your family is a very very very very very niche market.

    No doubt, but it just seems odd to disable/not make available this capability when all of the pieces are right there. Like, we can push a build, and provide Apple IDs for green-listed/invited users via the TestFlight program. But those builds expire after 90 days because they're intended as rapid break/fix testing prior to pushing to the App Store. Why can't there just be a personal version of that for apps that were pushed to the App Store (so they can go through the review phase, etc)?

    It's dumb.

    No offense but I am glad it’s locked away and required shit like MDM and business registration.

    The day apps can be installed on my phone through side loading is the day my iPhone is significantly less secure, and spyware/ransomware and all the bullshit android and windows has to deal with comes to my device.

    Have you considered running a forever-beta on TestFlight and letting your family register through that to get access to the app? So long as it’s less than 100 people you can totally do this.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    You mean to tell me I put on a suit and updated my resume for this

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    So, last night we played Mothership, a horror genre TTRPG with a super easy character creation (Probably because the average character death rate is one per session in the game) where the character sheet is a one page flowchart that also walks you through making your character. Your rolls are percentile (So 2D10 percentile) and you're trying to get below your stat value. Similar to Call of Cthulhu I think? If I'm remembering that correctly?

    Anyway, it was fun! We landed on LV-426 I MEAN CERAL 4 and there was a weird fungus as well as towering, skyscraper sized ant mounds, so. Good times. Our marine is already infected with the fungus, so I guess we'll see what happens. Good news, we all survived the first session.

    Bad news? I'm an android, and I'm trying to like HELL to give the GM reasons to make me a traitor, hahaha!

    My D&D game last Thursday went pretty well, too. The players did go into the Labyrinth beneath Knossos, but my maze idea was a little flawed. I super overestimated how long it would take them to go through each phase of the maze, so there have only been two random encounters so far, and they're 2/3rds of the way through. We ran out of time, with was disappointing to me because I really want to get to the end of this Labyrinth. I'm excited to show the players what King Minos' treasure was.

    Buuuut we're not playing tonight. And we can't next week because one of the players has a work trip. Then she leaves for Europe for a month. Then it's Christmastime. I'm worried we won't play again for 2 - 3 MONTHS now. This is the part that makes me hate trying to play D&D. Or any RPG, really.

    Mothership rules and has an above-average fan adventure writing community.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    You can actually set up an automated job to push a new build to Apple, and make your family members employees at the company who can access the dev builds.

    Zero pain and TestFlight handles auto updates for you.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    To be fair programming custom private smart phone applications for your family is a very very very very very niche market.

    No doubt, but it just seems odd to disable/not make available this capability when all of the pieces are right there. Like, we can push a build, and provide Apple IDs for green-listed/invited users via the TestFlight program. But those builds expire after 90 days because they're intended as rapid break/fix testing prior to pushing to the App Store. Why can't there just be a personal version of that for apps that were pushed to the App Store (so they can go through the review phase, etc)?

    It's dumb.

    No offense but I am glad it’s locked away and required shit like MDM and business registration.

    The day apps can be installed on my phone through side loading is the day my iPhone is significantly less secure, and spyware/ransomware and all the bullshit android and windows has to deal with comes to my device.

    Have you considered running a forever-beta on TestFlight and letting your family register through that to get access to the app? So long as it’s less than 100 people you can totally do this.

    Definitely not suggesting side-loading. You and I are on the same page there. I want to use the App Store infrastructure. I just want to be able to set my Custom App to "private" without going through MDM or signing up as a business.

    My understanding of the TestFlight path (I haven't tried it yet, so I'm possibly missing something) from the documentation is that any one build expires after 90 days, so I can't forever-beta an app. Though it is unclear if this is 90-days after pushing it to the App Store, or 90-days lifetime for the build full stop.
    Your build will become unavailable for testers after 90 days.

    https://developer.apple.com/help/app-store-connect/test-a-beta-version/overview-of-testflight

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    I should also point out for that Mothership game that while my compatriots are wearing space suits and carrying high tech gear, I'm an android dressed in a tweed smoking jacket and carrying a lantern and a cane.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    edited October 2023
    syndalis wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    To be fair programming custom private smart phone applications for your family is a very very very very very niche market.

    No doubt, but it just seems odd to disable/not make available this capability when all of the pieces are right there. Like, we can push a build, and provide Apple IDs for green-listed/invited users via the TestFlight program. But those builds expire after 90 days because they're intended as rapid break/fix testing prior to pushing to the App Store. Why can't there just be a personal version of that for apps that were pushed to the App Store (so they can go through the review phase, etc)?

    It's dumb.

    No offense but I am glad it’s locked away and required shit like MDM and business registration.

    The day apps can be installed on my phone through side loading is the day my iPhone is significantly less secure, and spyware/ransomware and all the bullshit android and windows has to deal with comes to my device.

    Have you considered running a forever-beta on TestFlight and letting your family register through that to get access to the app? So long as it’s less than 100 people you can totally do this.

    Definitely not suggesting side-loading. You and I are on the same page there. I want to use the App Store infrastructure. I just want to be able to set my Custom App to "private" without going through MDM or signing up as a business.

    My understanding of the TestFlight path (I haven't tried it yet, so I'm possibly missing something) from the documentation is that any one build expires after 90 days, so I can't forever-beta an app. Though it is unclear if this is 90-days after pushing it to the App Store, or 90-days lifetime for the build full stop.
    Your build will become unavailable for testers after 90 days.

    https://developer.apple.com/help/app-store-connect/test-a-beta-version/overview-of-testflight

    Set up an automated job to build and push a new build monthly into the app ID, and everyone will get the updates to their device. They don’t have to do anything.

    You can do this for years.

    syndalis on
    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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