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Are you ready for a zombie apocalypse?

VampireFourVampireFour SirRegistered User regular
In a zombie apocalypse, what would be your weapon of choice and survival strategy?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    piss

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    My strategy is to lay down and die because there is no survival that'd be worth all the drawbacks afterward

    https://youtu.be/oqLCDHjQxEQ

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2023
    I would reason with the zombies and persuade them of the error of their ways

    Poorochondriac on
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    In a zombie apocalypse, what would be your weapon of choice and survival strategy?

    Always having a slower acquaintance

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    Just run into the zombies. I'm not making it anyways

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    I roll a 37 to seduce the zombies

  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    I would reason with the zombies and persuade then of the error of their ways

    I respect their right to free speech which includes moving their mouth onto and through my arm, cos I’m a free speech absolutist

    Also I’d find some of that shark proof chainmail that divers wear and then die of exhaustion because I’m unfit

  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    I don't know but I call dibs on henry kissingers reanimated corpse.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    who do you think unleashed it

  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    i’m totally ready for a zombie apocalypse

    emotionally

  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    At least a zombie apocalypse would improve my rush hour commute.

  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Imma gunna eat So Many Brains.

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    While I fully welcome our new zombie overlords, I also think this question is something like 10 years late. Wasn't this the big question in the early to mid teens?

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Gonna laugh when the chuds run out of bullets immediately and are left without food and water because they actually suck at prepping.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    who do you think unleashed it

    Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.'s 5G

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    If, during a zombie apocalypse, you aren't livin' like Charleton Heston in 1971's The Omega Man, are you even trying??
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4sPM8ugSWc

    Drinking J&B scotch, cooking up sausages, playing chess against statues in your finest clothes, and sniping the scourge of the earth.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    cum knife

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  • MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    Also cum knife

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    i'm joining team zombie

    zombies get to have more fun

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    who do you think unleashed it

    Probably illuminati.

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    i'm joining team zombie

    zombies get to have more fun

    But the initiation is a motherfucker

  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    In a zombie apocalypse the real monster is man-zombies

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Honestly the whole "zombie apocalypse" thing feels very pre-COVID

    We've been through a global pandemic, shit was fucked before and shall remain fucked hence

    Let's find a new supernatural metaphor for capitalism to obsesses over. With AI being all the rage I say it's time to bring back Frankensteins

    Do I mean "Frankenstein's Monster" or the amoral, unhinged luminary who is responsible for giving life to an abomination?

    Yes

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I’ve been reliably informed the best way to survive a zombie outbreak is by collecting, harvesting and ingesting nondescript green herbs.

  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited December 2023
    Honestly the whole "zombie apocalypse" thing feels very pre-COVID

    We've been through a global pandemic, shit was fucked before and shall remain fucked hence

    Let's find a new supernatural metaphor for capitalism to obsesses over. With AI being all the rage I say it's time to bring back Frankensteins

    Do I mean "Frankenstein's Monster" or the amoral, unhinged luminary who is responsible for giving life to an abomination?

    Yes

    I think "alien invasion" is due for a comeback. Actually, that makes me think of something. Nacon should make a video game adaptation of They Live. The glasses would be a great game mechanic.

    GSM on
    We'll get back there someday.
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited December 2023
    Alien invasion tropes requires the threat of a second superpower with global reach and militaristic aspirations; which also corresponds with (but is not identical to) MAD inspired tropes

    even Independence Day doesn't really do invasion, only destruction by a force we cannot understand or respond to effectively. I'd actually say it's more tapping in to cosmic horror, with a dash of environmental catastrophe (science expert no one listens to, early warning signs ignored by government, etc.)

    Indie Winter on
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  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Honestly the whole "zombie apocalypse" thing feels very pre-COVID

    We've been through a global pandemic, shit was fucked before and shall remain fucked hence

    Let's find a new supernatural metaphor for capitalism to obsesses over. With AI being all the rage I say it's time to bring back Frankensteins

    Do I mean "Frankenstein's Monster" or the amoral, unhinged luminary who is responsible for giving life to an abomination?

    Yes

    This has become my favourite spooky AI thing

    https://youtu.be/ut-zGHLAVLI

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited December 2023
    I'd simply use my tanks and my bombs and my bombs and my guns

    Veldrin on
  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    But that's what the zombies use

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I live within panicked running distance of a museum of arms and armour

    So I'll be sitting in the cafe working through their stockpile of crisps and coffee, wearing full plate and keeping the hordes at bay with poleaxes

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I would simply die early, get it out of the way

  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited December 2023
    I live within panicked running distance of a museum of arms and armour

    So I'll be sitting in the cafe working through their stockpile of crisps and coffee, wearing full plate and keeping the hordes at bay with poleaxes

    So you have chosen…a heart attack

    Prohass on
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I would simply die early, get it out of the way

    No you’re not allowed. I’m picking you up in a six wheeled monster truck. Put on your leather pants and this hat made out of some gaskets, it’s apocalypse time.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Remember in World War Z when Donald Trump made a zombieproof celebrity fortress on Long Island, bragged to the world about it, only for non zombie refugees to overrun it?

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Prohass wrote: »
    I live within panicked running distance of a museum of arms and armour

    So I'll be sitting in the cafe working through their stockpile of crisps and coffee, wearing full plate and keeping the hordes at bay with poleaxes

    So you have chosen…a heart attack

    Probably the way I'll go out without zombies, so at least this way I'm kitted out in such a manner that future archaeologists might think I'm important

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Alien invasion tropes requires the threat of a second superpower with global reach and militaristic aspirations; which also corresponds with (but is not identical to) MAD inspired tropes

    even Independence Day doesn't really do invasion, only destruction by a force we cannot understand or respond to effectively. I'd actually say it's more tapping in to cosmic horror, with a dash of environmental catastrophe (science expert no one listens to, early warning signs ignored by government, etc.)

    What I’m hearing is you need some Secret Invasion

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    In a zombies time I think I'd try to speedrun self-realization so I could get to the part where I understood man is the real monster and from there I'd create a new more enlightened society where we all finally achieve full communism.

    Ooh, and assuming this is "mysterious animating force" zombism it wouldn't take too long to figure out essentially free energy powered by shambling, right? Just trap some skeletons in a room with a treadmill.

    We're all in this together
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Nobody plans for the zombie renaissance

  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    Where's Left 4 Dead 3, Valve?

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited December 2023
    Weaver wrote: »
    Nobody plans for the zombie renaissance

    May I introduce you to the documentary Zombies series on Disney

    https://youtu.be/EGsoC0bWakU?si=4jba48nqE20l3cEA

    Captain Inertia on
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