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Penny Arcade - Comic - Librator

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • LttlefootLttlefoot Registered User regular
    This is unrealistic. Most franchises would just call the fourth one “Sex station” as if there hadn’t been three games before it

  • Farmer_10Farmer_10 Registered User regular
    Shit like this is why people who actually value their privacy shouldn't socialize. Through the vulnerability of allowing another human being to get to know you they can intuitively know things you'd rather keep private. Sure, there's firewalls, but that just gets the cops nips in a twist about "arson" and "manslaughter".

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Farmer_10 wrote: »
    Shit like this is why people who actually value their privacy shouldn't socialize. Through the vulnerability of allowing another human being to get to know you they can intuitively know things you'd rather keep private. Sure, there's firewalls, but that just gets the cops nips in a twist about "arson" and "manslaughter".

    For example, I can tell you're a fan of the Hogtied series of games....

  • OverkillengineOverkillengine Registered User regular
    Farmer_10 wrote: »
    Shit like this is why people who actually value their privacy shouldn't socialize. Through the vulnerability of allowing another human being to get to know you they can intuitively know things you'd rather keep private. Sure, there's firewalls, but that just gets the cops nips in a twist about "arson" and "manslaughter".

    That's why you keep a herd of pigs and some convenient vats of sodium hydroxide, which is totes just a common and innocuous cleaning chemical used in agricultural operations. Sanitation is important.

  • DirtyDirty Registered User regular
    Lttlefoot wrote: »
    This is unrealistic. Most franchises would just call the fourth one “Sex station” as if there hadn’t been three games before it

    Sometimes I think Square-Enix is the only game company that can count past 5. And even 5s are pretty rare.

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Oh come on that series has "Final" right in the name, it shouldn't have any sequels!

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Sex Station
    Sex Station 2
    Sex Station: Step-Brotherhood
    Sex Station: Revelation (About the hot MILFs in your area)

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    Sex Station: Legacy of the Legs
    Sex Station: Orgasmic Origins

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    And then the reboot, The Sex Station

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitman_2_(2018_video_game)?wprov=sfla1
    Hitman 2 is a 2018 stealth video game developed by IO Interactive. It is the seventh main installment in the Hitman video game series,

  • McFodderMcFodder Registered User regular
    Wait until you find out that Super Mario 64 was only the 23rd 'Super Mario' title!

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3944-9431-0318
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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I still haven't played Mighty Number One through Eight

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Emperor MegamanEmperor Megaman Registered User regular
    edited March 10
    Lttlefoot wrote: »
    This is unrealistic. Most franchises would just call the fourth one “Sex station” as if there hadn’t been three games before it
    I assume they tried that, but after the critical failure and commercial underperformance of thr fifth game, they went back to numbered sequels for 6 as part of their strategy to win back the crowds.

    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Sex Station
    Sex Station 2
    Sex Station: Step-Brotherhood
    Sex Station: Revelation (About the hot MILFs in your area)
    Ow, Come. On! We all know the third game would be Sex Station: Threesome.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Oh come on that series has "Final" right in the name, it shouldn't have any sequels!
    I dunno, if they made Final Fantasy, then something else, that would confirm that it was not the FInal Fantasy. that's why it's important that every Square Enix release be followed by a Final Fantasy.

    Dirty wrote: »
    Sometimes I think Square-Enix is the only game company that can count past 5. And even 5s are pretty rare.
    Well Capcom can, but not well. Their counting patterns are inconsistents. And they often forget what come after 2.

    Emperor Megaman on
  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Emperor Megaman wrote: »
    Lttlefoot wrote: »
    This is unrealistic. Most franchises would just call the fourth one “Sex station” as if there hadn’t been three games before it
    I assume they tried that, but after the critical failure and commercial underperformance of thr fifth game, they went back to numbered sequels for 6 as part of their strategy to win back the crowds.

    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Sex Station
    Sex Station 2
    Sex Station: Step-Brotherhood
    Sex Station: Revelation (About the hot MILFs in your area)
    Ow, Come. On! We all know the third game would be Sex Station: Threesome.

    Sex Station Threesome
    Sex Station Four Mamas In The Train
    Sex Station Five In Deep
    Sex Station Six Feet Below

  • PyrianPyrian Registered User regular
    Sex Station Seven Heavens

    Pyrian's Watercolor Game Art
  • CrimeRobotCrimeRobot Registered User regular
    I hope that somewhere, whoever holds the desiccated rights to the Leisure Suit Larry Franchise is reading this thread and taking notes.

    "We programmed him to think only of crime!" - Enrico Matassa
  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    I'm genuinely surprised that the Leisure Suit Larry thing hasn't been turned into one or more mobile games. If ever a theme lent itself to shamelessly predatory monetisation, it's that one.

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