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Penny Arcade - Comic - A Gentler Decapitation
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Penny Arcade - Comic - A Gentler Decapitation
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
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Bad man, good kids.
And then some "woke millennials" got in his field of view.
GASP
They mocked his manhood?
In all seriousness, though; isn't there a law that requires you to laugh at a cybertruck whenever you see one? Kids are just trying to be good, lawful citizen.
"Crashcan."
"Oh yeah that's a good one. Hey Carl they said Crashcan. Get it? Crash can! Classic!"
I will admit that it has fairly decent 3D graphics for the Amiga 500.
Not in a "I would drive this in real life or be pleased to find myself sharing a road with one" sense.
*I know that the real world vehicle is likely to be bad at either of these hypothetical tasks
It looks like a car rendered on a 386 for the game Stunts for DOS. It would work better on outlandish racecorses with loop-de-loops and ramps.
We all don't understand the accelerator issue. You see, it's called "overclocking" and it's a popular thing with owners.
The man's a rabid Musk acolyte, of course he's going to spit down their neck. He has a foaming surplus that must be deposited!
Edit: But as it turns out, I'm not new. All those "Camp Weedontwancha" posts got wrapped up into this and now I can't even find the original comics! Now that's a shame.
They have told drivers who had problems that taking possession of the vehicle a all violates the TOS and voids the warranty. There's the guy who had the coolant leak 35 miles after pickup and the guy who was forced to pay for one that caught fire in shipping, but the most fun one is the person who affectionately patted the slide door over the bed after singing papers (didn't even get in and turn it on yet) and the fender fell off. He immediately learned that those plastic coated "giga cell" body mounting plates are not replaceable and that his vehicle was totaled. He was told the warranty was violated and when he asked how they sent him a scan of his signature on the bill of sale and said this signature showed he had used the vehicle in an unintended way.
No, I think the real cartoony would have been for the pat to have engaged the accelerator and sent the car on a destructive trail through the lot before crashing into the side of the dealership.
All of which would of course be the owner's responsibility.