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Did DJ Eebs go out for milk and just never come back?

JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
edited May 3 in Social Entropy++
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Did DJ Eebs go out for milk and just never come back? 96 votes

Yes
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reVerseRaijin QuickfootAgentflitwunderbarKetBraCantideSolarBlackhawk1313OghulkSCREECH OF THE FARGGnizmo 11 votes
No
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JokermanWheatBun01 2 votes
DJ Eebs is with Biggie and Tupac smoking a blunt.
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LegacykorodullinKane Red RobeSonelanShadowfireMarathonSharpyVIIRingonightmarennyTynnantzeentchlingMysterious FoxAnzekayDr. FlamingoTuminIlpala 16 votes
What are you, a cop?
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The GeekNothingMunkus BeaverschussGrifterMulysaSemproniusJasconiusDayspringGarthorKarlMegaMan001Doodmanncj iwakurachromdomMercutio87Undead ScottsmanPerrsunsarukunAnthrax! Please.SirToasty 67 votes
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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    Yes
    Call to a member function on a () string.

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    they're DJ'ing in mod heaven now

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    What are you, a cop?
    Oh shit y'all got a chat thread!

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    literally every thread in SE is a chat thread
    on-topicness is not required

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  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    DJ Eebs is with Biggie and Tupac smoking a blunt.
    Oh shit y'all got a chat thread!

    I beg your pardon

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    By splitting chat thread into infinite threads we have sealed the dread beast of FOMO and its unholy speed

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    he’s out jackin off

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    maybe respect that???

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    What are you, a cop?
    Oh shit y'all got a chat thread!

    No chanus option, not a real chat.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Sterica wrote: »
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    When did you last see Geebs, and can anyone back up that alibi?

  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    What are you, a cop?
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Oh shit y'all got a chat thread!

    No chanus option, not a real chat.

    Is this like joke option larlar but for D&D

  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    No
    crwth wrote: »
    maybe respect that???

    No

  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    What are you, a cop?
    Jokerman wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    maybe respect that???

    No

    Just a little bit?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    maybe respect that???

    No

    i’ll remember this

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I can’t stop thinking about how weird I found the existence of the Missing Richard Simmons podcast

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    No
    crwth wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    maybe respect that???

    No

    i’ll remember this

    You dare speak to me in my own thread?

    On a Thursday!?

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    jackin' out to jack off

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yes
    The hell is this happy horseshit?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    it’s a thread about jackin off

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Oh shit y'all got a chat thread!

    No chanus option, not a real chat.

    Is this like joke option larlar but for D&D

    Ch

    anus

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    What are you, a cop?
    crwth wrote: »
    it’s a thread about jackin off

    Aren't they all?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    no just this one

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    You're not allowed to nut until this thread hits 100.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    the ultimate edge…!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You're not allowed to nut until this thread hits 100.

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    Zavian Fucked Up:
    1d20 9 [1d20=9]

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    What is this, the Monday thread?

  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    No
    Weaver wrote: »
    What is this, the Monday thread?

    Who are you Chris pratt?

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    LASAGNA NUTS

  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field ---Registered User, Transition Team regular
    crwth wrote: »
    the ultimate edge…!

    You'll pay for the whole thread, but you'll only need the edge.

    Like a good little piggy.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited May 3
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Sterica wrote: »
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    When did you last see Geebs, and can anyone back up that alibi?

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    Lanz on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    What are you, a cop?
    Does it feel like friday to anybody else

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    DJ Eebs is with Biggie and Tupac smoking a blunt.
    Does it feel like friday to anybody else

    presumably to the Australians and Europeans, yeah

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Who the fuck is DJ Eebs?

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Does it feel like friday to anybody else

    Friday is my tuesday, but this week i had to come in on wednesday, which is usually my sunday

    so yes

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    well

    technically, i work long shifts and so only work 3.5 days a week

    so even though friday is the second—well, the second full—day I work each week, it's not really my tuesday so much as it's the latter 7 hours of my wednesday plus the first 4 hours of my thursday

    and technically i do usually come in wednesday night, by which i mean thursday morning, to work from midnight to six am before coming back at seven pm, but this week i had to come in earlier on wednesday and work a full 11 hours instead of the usual 6

    so even though it was only an extra 5 hours, the fact that i started my week with a full day (which is to say, a 1 3/8ths day) instead of a half day (which is to say, a 3/4ths day) makes today feel like my wednesday/thursday, by which i mean my tuesday, by which i mean friday

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 3
    Darmak wrote:
    Who the fuck is DJ Eebs?
    For twelve years, you have been asking: Who the fuck is DJ Eebs? This is DJ Eebs speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing—you who dread knowledge—I am the man who will now tell you.

    You have heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis. You have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. You have cried that man's sins are destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practice the virtues you demanded. Since virtue, to you, consists of sacrifice, you have demanded more sacrifices at every successive disaster. In the name of a return to morality, you have sacrificed all those evils, which you held as the cause of your plight. You have sacrificed justice to mercy. You have sacrificed independence to unity. You have sacrificed reason to faith. You have sacrificed wealth to need. You have sacrificed self-esteem to self-denial. You have sacrificed happiness to duty. You have destroyed all that which you held to be evil and achieved all that which you held to be good. Why, then, do you shrink in horror from the sight of the world around you? That world is not the product of your sins; it is the product and the image of your virtues. It is your moral ideal brought into reality in its full and final perfection. You have fought for it, you have dreamed of it, and you have wished it, and I—I am the man who has granted you your wish. Your ideal had an implacable enemy, which your code of morality was designed to destroy. I have withdrawn that enemy. I have taken it out of your way and out of your reach. I have removed the source of all those evils you were sacrificing one by one. I have ended your battle. I have stopped your motor. I have deprived your world of man's mind. Men do not live by the mind, you say? I have withdrawn those who do. The mind is impotent, you say? I have withdrawn those whose mind isn't. There are values higher than the mind, you say? I have withdrawn those for whom there aren't.

    While you were dragging to your sacrificial altars the men of justice, of independence, of reason, of wealth, of self-esteem—I beat you to it, I reached them first. I told them the nature of the game you were playing and the nature of that moral code of yours, which they had been too innocently generous to grasp. I showed them the way to live by another morality—mine. It is mine that they chose to follow.

    All the men who have vanished, the men you hated, yet dreaded to lose, it is I who have taken them away from you. Do not attempt to find us. We do not choose to be found. Do not cry that it is our duty to serve you. We do not recognize such duty. Do not cry that you need us. We do not consider need a claim. Do not cry that you own us. You don’t. Do not beg us to return. We are on strike, we, the men of the mind.

    We are on strike against self-immolation. We are on strike against the creed of unearned rewards and unrewarded duties. We are on strike against the dogma that the pursuit of one’s happiness is evil. We are on strike against the doctrine that life is guilt.

    There is a difference between our strike and all those you’ve practiced for centuries: our strike consists, not of making demands, but of granting them. We are evil, according to your morality. We have chosen not to harm you any longer. We are useless, according to your economics. We have chosen not to exploit you any longer. We are dangerous and to be shackled, according to your politics. We have chosen not to endanger you, nor to wear the shackles any longer. We are only an illusion, according to your philosophy. We have chosen not to blind you any longer and have left you free to face reality—the reality you wanted, the world as you see it now, a world without mind.

    We have granted you everything you demanded of us, we who had always been the givers, but have only now understood it. We have no demands to present to you, no terms to bargain about, no compromise to reach. You have nothing to offer us. We do not need you.

    Are you now crying: No, this was not what you wanted? A mindless world of ruins was not your goal? You did not want us to leave you? You moral cannibals, I know that you’ve always known what it was that you wanted. But your game is up, because now we know it, too.

    Through centuries of scourges and disasters, brought about by your code of morality, you have cried that your code had been broken, that the scourges were punishment for breaking it, that men were too weak and too selfish to spill all the blood it required. You damned man, you damned existence, you damned this earth, but never dared to question your code. Your victims took the blame and struggled on, with your curses as reward for their martyrdom—while you went on crying that your code was noble, but human nature was not good enough to practice it. And no one rose to ask the question: Good?—by what standard?

    You wanted to know DJ Eeb’s identity. I am the man who has asked that question.

    Yes, this is an age of moral crisis. Yes, you are bearing punishment for your evil. But it is not man who is now on trial and it is not human nature that will take the blame. It is your moral code that’s through, this time. Your moral code has reached its climax, the blind alley at the end of its course. And if you wish to go on living, what you now need is not to return to morality—you who have never known any—but to discover it.

    You have heard no concepts of morality but the mystical or the social. You have been taught that morality is a code of behavior imposed on you by whim, the whim of a supernatural power or the whim of society, to serve God’s purpose or your neighbor’s welfare, to please an authority beyond the grave or else next door—but not to serve your life or pleasure. Your pleasure, you have been taught, is to be found in immorality, your interests would best be served by evil, and any moral code must be designed not for you, but against you, not to further your life, but to drain it.

    For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between those who claimed that your life belongs to God and those who claimed that it belongs to your neighbors—between those who preached that the good is self-sacrifice for the sake of ghosts in heaven and those who preached that the good is self-sacrifice for the sake of incompetents on earth. And no one came to say that your life belongs to you and that the good is to live it.

    Both sides agreed that morality demands the surrender of your self-interest and of your mind, that the moral and the practical are opposites, that morality is not the province of reason, but the province of faith and force. Both sides agreed that no rational morality is possible, that there is no right or wrong in reason—that in reason there’s no reason to be moral.

    Whatever else they fought about, it was against man’s mind that all your moralists have stood united. It was man’s mind that all their schemes and systems were intended to despoil and destroy. Now choose to perish or to learn that the anti-mind is the anti-life.

    Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron—without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think.

    But to think is an act of choice. The key to what you so recklessly call ‘human nature,’ the open secret you live with, yet dread to name, is the fact that man is a being of volitional consciousness. Reason does not work automatically; thinking is not a mechanical process; the connections of logic are not made by instinct. The function of your stomach, lungs or heart is automatic; the function of your mind is not. In any hour and issue of your life, you are free to think or to evade that effort. But you are not free to escape from your nature, from the fact that reason is your means of survival—so that for you, who are a human being, the question ‘to be or not to be’ is the question ‘to’ think or not to think.’

    A being of volitional consciousness has no automatic course of behavior. He needs a code of values to guide his actions. ‘Value’ is that which one acts to gain and keep, ‘virtue’ is the action by which one gains and keeps it. ‘Value’ presupposes an answer to the question: of value to whom and for what? ‘Value’ presupposes a standard, a purpose and the necessity of action in the face of an alternative. Where there are no alternatives, no values are possible.

    There is only one fundamental alternative in the universe: existence or non-existence—and it pertains to a single class of entities: to living organisms. The existence of inanimate matter is unconditional, the existence of life is not; it depends on a specific course of action. Matter is indestructible, it changes its forms, but it cannot cease to exist. It is only a living organism that faces a constant alternative: the issue of life or death. Life is a process of self-sustaining and-self-generated action. If an organism fails in that action, it does; its chemical elements remain, but its life goes out of existence. It is only the concept of ‘Life’ that makes the concept of ‘Value’ possible. It is only to a living entity that things can be good or evil.


    This goes on for a concerning number of pages

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Today is also my Friday because I have the day off to run around finalizing prep for my sister's wedding on Saturday, doing the rehearsal, etc

    But I have also done all of the decor for the wedding

    And so I have mostly just spent the evening after getting my nails done lying down

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