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I’m Sorry

crwthcrwth THAT'S ITRegistered User regular
in Social Entropy++
I regret to inform you that as of today, you will be laid off from your position as poster. SE++ needed to downsize its posters due business performance.

Your last paycheck with SE++ will be deposited to your bank account via deposit date or mailed to you if you do not have direct deposit. Any paid time off you haven’t used will be added to your paycheck’s total. Your other benefits with SE++ will be available until June 1, 2024.

Best,
crwth

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Wow, cutting off benefits in two weeks feels pretty fucked up

  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    This is why we need unions.

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    I am too.

    http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197992536847
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    You can’t fire me you little shit don’t you know who I

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    edited May 20
    Joke's on you, I've been an unpaid intern the last 10 years so I've never gotten a paycheck or time off!

    Chall on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Wow, cutting off benefits in two weeks feels pretty fucked up

    you’ll have to take it up with HR. you also have the option of continuing benefits with COBRA ☺️

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    The job market out there is pretty terrifying and I'll miss the great co-workers and friends I've made here, but in all honesty I'm a bit relieved, as well.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I'd rather be laid on tbqh

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I'm going to set the forums on fire

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Wait, we had benefits?

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    In happier news, SE++ is proud to announce PSTR, the AI posting service that ensures these forums will have all the food tangents and words that sound like other words you've come to love!

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    edited May 20
    You know I’m startin to think crwth isn’t actually sorry at all

    Havelock2.0 on
    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    But the shareholders will be ok right? Please, someone tell me that the shareholders are going to be ok!

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    That's fine, I'm not in it for the paycheck, I'm in it for the love of the game.

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    Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I'm not sorry
    finally, freed of my yoke

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Wait, there were paychecks?

    Dirty's Twitter
  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    These office supplies will not be returned

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    damn pto payout?

    maybe i shouldn't have been stealing all this time...

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Oh thank god

  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Oh come on I was just figuring out the lizard thing

    A U T O T O M I Z E

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Finally, I can die

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    gonna tank your glassdoor rating, crwth

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    This is fine because one day I'm gonna be the guy in charge of threads so we can't change the system now or I won't get to eventually be the guy in charge of threads.

    https://www.instagram.com/evansinkworks/
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    crwth wrote: »
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Wow, cutting off benefits in two weeks feels pretty fucked up

    you’ll have to take it up with HR. you also have the option of continuing benefits with COBRA ☺️

    What kind of cobra is it?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    again, a question for HR

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    crwth wrote: »
    again, a question for HR

    Giger?!

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    you know what else is getting laid off today?

    *farts*

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    Steam ID - VeldrinD
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I’m sorry that was really unprofessional of me

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    Steam ID - VeldrinD
  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    Hey everyone, I'm sorry to hear about your recent loss of employment. But I would like to inform you about an exciting new posting opportunity with IK Corp. This new "post as you go" arrangement allows you the flexibility to post on your schedule and get paid for doing it! Post as much or as little as you want, and enjoy competitive rates! Even better, we have partnered with a leading algorithm company to bring you Enhanced Post Bidding, which allows you to compete with your fellow posters for posting opportunities!

    While we can't offer as many amenities as some of our competitors, such as health insurance and paid time off, many of our current posters rave about their ability to post whenever they want, including on nights and on weekends!

    I hope you'll consider this opportunity and download our app today. Remember, here are IK Corp we're more than just a company, we're a family of independent post contractors.

  • DelzhandDelzhand Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Come on man don't do this to me I can't go back to Reddit

    Those people are barely human

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Sounds like its time to start a strike.

    Don't need no scabs makin good posts out there.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    The best flavor is retirement

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    I'm going to set the forums on fire

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    PSN: Bradcopter | Steam: Shadowfire
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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Sixteen tons and what do you get

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    this is really going to impact my main income stream, interforum espionage :<

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Havelock2.0 wrote: »
    Sixteen tons and what do you get

    another post older and deeper in thread

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Lucedes wrote: »
    this is really going to impact my main income stream, interforum espionage :<

    Have you tried playing both sides against each other?

    You know, so you always come out on top?

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    i’ve got a few morals

    i’m not willing to stoop so low as to openly support G&T

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2qJhJJnBWc

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    Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Well then I guess it’s time to come clean

    I’m the guy who pisses on the floor under the urinal

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