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itt you’re a disposable goon from a video game

crwthcrwth THAT'S ITRegistered User regular
in Social Entropy++
heh, boss says after this heist we’ll all be made men! just gotta keep lookout for


huh? what was that?

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    so much for the tolerant left!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Musta been the wind

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    who turned out the lights?

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    heh, boss says after this heist we’ll all be made men! just gotta keep lookout for


    huh? what was that?

    *deepgutturalgrowl* swear to me.

    PSN: Bradcopter | Steam: Shadowfire
    https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197970666737/
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I'm literally a disposable goon irl: I'm a security guard. I've been practicing my, "Huh? Just a box." for ages but I have yet to get my neck snapped 😔

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I'm just gonna see why this light is out and then I'm gonna clock out and go home to my beautiful spouse and children!

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/iP468OEln4U

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    edited July 25
    I hide behind some red barrels for cover during an inevitable gunfight

    Chall on
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    We are all goons here.

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    The jet’ll make you jittery

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    Huh!? Whose footprints are these?

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Odin wrote: »
    Huh!? Whose footprints are these?

    Must've been the wind

  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I'm just gonna do a repetitive patrol of the area, stopping frequently to peer at objects really intently with my back to the room, as is standard security practice

  • AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    Oh, a rice ball just bounced.out of the shadows just outside my patrol path.

    Well, don't mind if I do~

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Hired goons?

  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Ok I don't want to alarm anyone but I definitely saw an intruder just now. They've been out of my sight for 30 seconds though so I'm sure they've left the area and will make no further attempts at crime, we can all relax.

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Hey what's the Goon League health insurance like, just thinking about it now, no reason.

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    sounds like someone loosed an arrow against a wall

    better check out that wall

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I better ignore this perfectly normal cardboard box laying upside down in the middle of this room

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Goin' to the bear pits tomorrow, wanna come with?

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMd4S-LkywI

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »
    Ok I don't want to alarm anyone but I definitely saw an intruder just now. They've been out of my sight for 30 seconds though so I'm sure they've left the area and will make no further attempts at crime, we can all relax.

    Hey! Stop messing around and pay attention.

    Remember, the new password is Mistletoe. If you try to use the old password it won't work.

    Now get back to your patrols!

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Sir Fabulous wrote: »
    Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »
    Ok I don't want to alarm anyone but I definitely saw an intruder just now. They've been out of my sight for 30 seconds though so I'm sure they've left the area and will make no further attempts at crime, we can all relax.

    Hey! Stop messing around and pay attention.

    Remember, the new password is Mistletoe. If you try to use the old password it won't work.

    Now get back to your patrols!

    0451

    Hey Satan!
  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Sir Fabulous wrote: »
    Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »
    Ok I don't want to alarm anyone but I definitely saw an intruder just now. They've been out of my sight for 30 seconds though so I'm sure they've left the area and will make no further attempts at crime, we can all relax.

    Hey! Stop messing around and pay attention.

    Remember, the new password is Mistletoe. If you try to use the old password it won't work.

    Now get back to your patrols!

    It's okay, I have the [LAIR KEY] safely in my [BACK POCKET], I'm not going to lose it

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Let's continue to discuss our plots and machinations while walking through a densely crowded street and never ever looking up at the rooftops just above us for potential eavesdropping assassins

  • Fig-DFig-D SoCalRegistered User regular
    I just checked with the guys upstairs about why it's so hot in here. Turns out, the fans in the vents have stopped. Some kind of electrical problem. The repair guy isn't available until tomorrow so we've got one day to move the stolen paintings from the electrical room to a new location.

    SteamID - Fig-D :: PSN - Fig-D
  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Have you guys noticed that there's been a lot more bats in here today than usual?

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Oh no me and the guy next to me just got killed with a single shot.

    Time to both die with identical dramatic animations in perfect synchronisation.

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  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Sir Fabulous wrote: »
    Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »
    Ok I don't want to alarm anyone but I definitely saw an intruder just now. They've been out of my sight for 30 seconds though so I'm sure they've left the area and will make no further attempts at crime, we can all relax.

    Hey! Stop messing around and pay attention.

    Remember, the new password is Mistletoe. If you try to use the old password it won't work.

    Now get back to your patrols!

    Ok I wrote the new password down so the guys on the next shift will have it.

    No I didn't leave it out on display, I put it in a filing cabinet drawer, I'm not a complete idiot

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Has anyone seen my empty box? I left it lying around here but it's gone. Let me know if you see it, it's just about the size of a crouching adult man

  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    why am i in a closet

    Lack of confidence?

  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    All my co workers have been killed but I haven’t seen anyone in the area for thirty seconds, time to resume my typical guard path

    Types: Boom + Robo | Food: Sweet | Habitat: Plains
  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    All my co workers have been killed but I haven’t seen anyone in the area for thirty seconds, time to resume my typical guard path

    It was probably your imagination

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Joe got taken out by a headshot but we didn't find anything within 30 seconds. Back to the regular patrol.

  • AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    I'm a writhing somewhat damp vaguely humanoid torso in legs. Going to wander around this guy's emotional purgatory hoping no spare lead pipes are laying about.

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    I'm so glad I was able to catch these 3 Rattatas and 2 Zubats, nothing can beat me now

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/MnkoFTYXPxg?feature=shared

    This moment still lives in my head almost 20 years later.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    If I find another candy bar missing from my desk I swear I'm going to HR. I'm diabetic, that's a medical necessity to get my blood sugar up!

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