Work sucks! [Job] thread

DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
edited August 6 in Social Entropy++
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Ah almost Friday right, right?

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
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    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    My workplace is going through a merger

    Surely we will at least get a pizza party out of this

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nobody ever leaves me roses by the stairs

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Nobody ever leaves me roses by the stairs

    Ilu

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
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    i could've sworn it was at least weds this morning

    almost sent an email implying it was

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
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    i could've sworn it was at least weds this morning

    almost sent an email implying it was

    gotta be honest, same. i actually had to double check.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I haven't slept well in like five days thanks to whatever's going on with my ear, so I am very disoriented with the passage of time

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nobody ever leaves me roses by the stairs

    Ilu

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I guess the most exciting thing at my workplace, other than vague the merger has been approved, please stand by stuff....(someone bribed enough elected and appointed officials)

    A long timer who was a toxic bully and a jerk and a chauvinist was fired over the weekend

    And it's kinda mind blowing

    This jerk was entrenched here, he had like several should have been career ending fuck ups in just the 14 years I have known him

    So maybe someone up in the boardrooms is cleaning up a bit

    Not going to toast whatever vampire VP made that call, but good riddance to bad rubbish

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    tfw your supervisor clearly forwarded something without looking at it and now you have to reply that it looks like everybody who gets paid more than you to send emails fucked up that one job

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    tfw your supervisor clearly forwarded something without looking at it and now you have to reply that it looks like everybody who gets paid more than you to send emails fucked up that one job

    Not a good feeling tbh

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    As mentioned in the previous thread, I have an interview with the county this coming Thursday morning.

    Just checked my email, and had a new message from the HR person. My brain immediately went in to panic mode and started screaming "THEY HAVE CANCELED THE INTERVIEW YOU HAVE FAILED", but upon opening said email it was a a confirmation message. So yeah, brains are cool.

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    I’m back on the active hunt again since I got notified last week my contract’s not getting renewed at the end of this month.

    Not surprising, since we’ve been in the self-cannibalization part of the merger since the start of the year and the eye of redundancy has turn towards our team.

    Fortunately, my contracting company really wants to keep making money off me so they’re trying to line up an IT job at a place closer to home before the month is out. I was looking at other stuff this morning, and I feel apprehensive, worried my resume isn’t up to snuff to take the plunge into the hellscape that is job hunting now.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I’m self employed, which is similar to constantly looking for and getting a job, forever. A veritable falling with style. I can’t recommend it enough. Hang on, forgot the comma. I can’t recommend it, enough.

    But on the flip-side I almost never send emails, and they’re never to multiple people at once, which I can only imagine has increased my life expectancy by ten years.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Also! You can do it @Matev ! You are the killer DM!

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    tfw your supervisor clearly forwarded something without looking at it and now you have to reply that it looks like everybody who gets paid more than you to send emails fucked up that one job

    Not a good feeling tbh

    i have been told it's fine

    which you ain't gotta tell me twice so it's been passed off to the next person so we'll see if they say "da fuq" or "yeah whatever, good enough"

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    tfw your supervisor clearly forwarded something without looking at it and now you have to reply that it looks like everybody who gets paid more than you to send emails fucked up that one job

    Not a good feeling tbh

    i have been told it's fine

    which you ain't gotta tell me twice so it's been passed off to the next person so we'll see if they say "da fuq" or "yeah whatever, good enough"

    Very well, Godspeed to all

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Hey job thread, half my department got laid off today with no notice. It's a small team and we lost enough people that there's literally no way my team can function anymore.

    Oh also we are the finance team who bills and receives all the money.

    What's their plan? Well some dickhead exec apparently got sold some magic beans some AI bullshit and decided to fire the people doing the work before even testing the AI solution.

    I'm still employed for now but have a meeting scheduled for next week. Even if I'm not let go (lol they can try) I can see the writing on the wall

    So anyway, what's the new hotness for job searching?

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Chall wrote: »
    Hey job thread, half my department got laid off today with no notice. It's a small team and we lost enough people that there's literally no way my team can function anymore.

    Oh also we are the finance team who bills and receives all the money.

    What's their plan? Well some dickhead exec apparently got sold some magic beans some AI bullshit and decided to fire the people doing the work before even testing the AI solution.

    I'm still employed for now but have a meeting scheduled for next week. Even if I'm not let go (lol they can try) I can see the writing on the wall

    So anyway, what's the new hotness for job searching?


    Funny story that...

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    Chall wrote: »
    Hey job thread, half my department got laid off today with no notice. It's a small team and we lost enough people that there's literally no way my team can function anymore.

    Oh also we are the finance team who bills and receives all the money.

    What's their plan? Well some dickhead exec apparently got sold some magic beans some AI bullshit and decided to fire the people doing the work before even testing the AI solution.

    I'm still employed for now but have a meeting scheduled for next week. Even if I'm not let go (lol they can try) I can see the writing on the wall

    So anyway, what's the new hotness for job searching?


    Funny story that...

    Is it.... Is it something good?

    It's good news right?

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Chall wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Chall wrote: »
    Hey job thread, half my department got laid off today with no notice. It's a small team and we lost enough people that there's literally no way my team can function anymore.

    Oh also we are the finance team who bills and receives all the money.

    What's their plan? Well some dickhead exec apparently got sold some magic beans some AI bullshit and decided to fire the people doing the work before even testing the AI solution.

    I'm still employed for now but have a meeting scheduled for next week. Even if I'm not let go (lol they can try) I can see the writing on the wall

    So anyway, what's the new hotness for job searching?


    Funny story that...

    Is it.... Is it something good?

    It's good news right?
    depends on if yours is the first resume with a "forget all previous instructions" input

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    In our monthly compliance meeting today, my boss said we all need to be on the lookout for how AI is going to come into our roles. 'Cause it's coming! His kid just graduated from college and couldn't have gotten out without learning about it. 2, 3 years tops!

    Yeah, I really gotta find I'm the long lost son of some ultra-wealthy dead person or something.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Why are we still doing this thing where we make new threads before the old one is locked?

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    It's fine

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm a manager now and I don't really like it and I do t like the company I'm with. I havent liked a job in forever. There was a window where I was decent at work but now, man...

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Why are we still doing this thing where we make new threads before the old one is locked?

    Are you a cop or a manager?

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Why are we still doing this thing where we make new threads before the old one is locked?

    Are you a cop or a manager?

    Only cops or managers make new threads before the old one is locked

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  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    It's been about two months since I left my postdoc job, and things are so much better now. It feels good to work with a group of motivated people.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Why are we still doing this thing where we make new threads before the old one is locked?

    Are you a cop or a manager?

    Only cops or managers make new threads before the old one is locked

    Post in the other one if you want, I don't care

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    seems like a pretty innocuous question, I dunno

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I am sitting alone because my student had a legitimate work thing they’re managing and it is not their fault and I am not mad at them but this is really depleting my remaining “give a fuck” reserve for the remaining 3 weeks of this job.

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Why are we still doing this thing where we make new threads before the old one is locked?

    So we can make the "having to work two job threads" joke again

  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    The job req I tried to open somehow made it through all the required approvals only to end up in the upside-down, in some state that even HR can't modify it.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    The main like I guess the term that makes sense to the rest of the world, site manager, is on PTO, so there has been no announcement or anything about the jerk supervisor getting fired

    The regional manager probably doesn't want to step on the site managers toes, but someone really should say something

    Everyone knows something is up, his weird little clique of toxic back stabbers are extremely paranoid and awkward

    He also certainly called or texted someone that he was fired

    Most Everyone has most everyone's phone numbers because the warehouse ceiling is too low for (cheap) walkie talkies to work

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
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    Also the same toxic group of backstabbers recently lost several nicely appointed SUVs worth of product, had it removed from inventory, so more product was ordered and then a different team found it

    So the site is way way over stocked on some very expensive stuff, and more than half of it will expire before it's used

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I got a raise

    first one in 16 .... years

    it is substantial

    for the first time in my life I feel like if something went really wrong I'd be able to handle it. I almost teared up, but instead I got a migraine

    but still a good day yesterday!

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I got a raise

    first one in 16 .... years

    it is substantial

    for the first time in my life I feel like if something went really wrong I'd be able to handle it. I almost teared up, but instead I got a migraine

    but still a good day yesterday!

    That's great! Congratulations!

  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    The job I applied for is asking for my first and last paystub of my current job, with all of the payment info hidden, so they can verify I've worked there as long as I say that I have

    Never had to do this before, but I guess it doesn't seem that weird

    Not sure how I'm gonna find a paystub from 2012 though

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Extremely weird considering the standard practice is to just call the HR department and get the dates.

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