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Penny Arcade - Comic - Weak Point
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Penny Arcade - Comic - Weak Point
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
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Either security doesn't want to waste their time or yours and you're now forcing them to send you to the room with the frosted glass, or they DO want to waste your time and you're giving them a very good excuse.
Not shaming.
Actually, I am totally shaming. You just held up the line by doing this and I need to catch a flight that started boarding 10 minutes ago. 😡
I'd argue that unless this is a connecting flight, it's on you for not showing up to the airport early.
Come to think of it, I've never had a point to point and done flight. It's always been A to B, then B to C. Getting to the airport early is easy. Finding a set of flights that didn't require me to sprint across a damn airport was the hard part. Thankfully once you are "inside" security you usually don't have to go through security again unless you leave the terminal for some reason, like an extended layover. Granted the last time I flew was nearly two decades ago, so maybe that's changed.
If you want a cavity search there are groups on social media to find a safe place to get one. Do not solicit one from a security or law enforcement professional. At best there will be no aftercare as they will be an uninterested and inattentive partner. At worst we will end up talking about you in one of those depressing threads.
Like Craigslist!
Actually, no don't do that.
That's a good way to wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing some organs.
More like cragslist.