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Penny Arcade - Comic - Lady Magala

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Lady Magala!

Penny Arcade - Comic - Lady Magala

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • DjiemDjiem Registered User regular
    Could be weirder. Using a weapon from the same species, now that would be awkward (and sometimes not optimal).

  • GrendusGrendus Registered User regular
    The bio-nerd in me thinks it might be ideal for species that spend a lot of time fighting each other. Elephant seals fight over territory and mates constantly, so they would have an evolutionary pressure to be good at fighting each other (and a seal hunter might, for example, tip their spear with an elephant seal tusk).

    On the flipside, species that don't fight each other all that often are probably not the best ones to make weapons out of simply because they have no evolutionary pressure to develop natural weapons that are useful against each other, or else their weapons might just be unwieldy (what parts of a hippo could you use to fight another hippo?).

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  • OverkillengineOverkillengine Registered User regular
    Wearing armor made from your last victim is thematically on point for the various flavors of murder hobo simulators.

  • VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    On the plus side, Gore is basically blind.

  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    It's like using an ax on a tree. Or a flesh whip on a person.

    It's called leather when it's a whip.

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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    Grendus wrote: »
    The bio-nerd in me thinks it might be ideal for species that spend a lot of time fighting each other. Elephant seals fight over territory and mates constantly, so they would have an evolutionary pressure to be good at fighting each other (and a seal hunter might, for example, tip their spear with an elephant seal tusk).

    On the flipside, species that don't fight each other all that often are probably not the best ones to make weapons out of simply because they have no evolutionary pressure to develop natural weapons that are useful against each other, or else their weapons might just be unwieldy (what parts of a hippo could you use to fight another hippo?).

    That only goes for real life, though. In fantasy settings, animals tend to evolve natural weapons that both they and their potential prey either resist or are completely immune to. This is nature's way of ensuring that they'll be desperate enough to be willing to attack passing adventurers.

  • Armored ChocoboArmored Chocobo Registered User regular
    "Finally, someone took her out of this world."

  • Emperor MegamanEmperor Megaman Registered User regular
    Grendus wrote: »
    what parts of a hippo could you use to fight another hippo?.
    The teeth. Find the teeth of a particularly large hippo and make a weapon with it. Now the popular depiction of hippo with square funny teeth could make you think that a hammer would be the thing to make, but they actually have 1.5'/45cm long relatively sharp (for an herbivore) teeth, so it would probably be more suited for a bladed weapon.

  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    edited March 30
    Grendus wrote: »
    what parts of a hippo could you use to fight another hippo?.
    The teeth. Find the teeth of a particularly large hippo and make a weapon with it. Now the popular depiction of hippo with square funny teeth could make you think that a hammer would be the thing to make, but they actually have 1.5'/45cm long relatively sharp (for an herbivore) teeth, so it would probably be more suited for a bladed weapon.

    I think the 1,800 psi bite force (second only to the saltwater croc) might have a tiny bit to do with how effective those teeth are.

    Good luck with your pointy stick.

    dennis on
  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    dennis wrote: »
    Grendus wrote: »
    what parts of a hippo could you use to fight another hippo?.
    The teeth. Find the teeth of a particularly large hippo and make a weapon with it. Now the popular depiction of hippo with square funny teeth could make you think that a hammer would be the thing to make, but they actually have 1.5'/45cm long relatively sharp (for an herbivore) teeth, so it would probably be more suited for a bladed weapon.

    I think the 1,800 psi bite force (second only to the saltwater croc) might have a tiny bit to do with how effective those teeth are.

    Good luck with your pointy stick.

    They're also coming at you at 30 mph with a ton and a half of solid muscle behind them. Maybe mount your pointy stick on the front of a truck.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Or another hippo

    Hippo jousting

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Emperor MegamanEmperor Megaman Registered User regular
    dennis wrote: »
    I think the 1,800 psi bite force (second only to the saltwater croc) might have a tiny bit to do with how effective those teeth are.

    Good luck with your pointy stick.

    Oh, i'm not saying the teeth on its own will lend you the same efficiency as a hippo. Monsters parts are generally transformed, cut, sharpened to make weapons. And then needs to be weilded by a hunter with the required super strenght. I'm just saying that the shape of a hippo teeth is more suitable to a blade than a hammer. Alternatively, the right combinations of skull bones and femur , shoulder blades could probably be used to make a morpho axe.

  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    dennis wrote: »
    I think the 1,800 psi bite force (second only to the saltwater croc) might have a tiny bit to do with how effective those teeth are.

    Good luck with your pointy stick.

    Oh, i'm not saying the teeth on its own will lend you the same efficiency as a hippo. Monsters parts are generally transformed, cut, sharpened to make weapons. And then needs to be weilded by a hunter with the required super strenght. I'm just saying that the shape of a hippo teeth is more suitable to a blade than a hammer. Alternatively, the right combinations of skull bones and femur , shoulder blades could probably be used to make a morpho axe.

    Enh, it's never going to be as good as a sharpened piece of forged metal. Nature does the best it can with what it has.

  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    Metal hell, even with stone tools humans were already the most efficient predators the world had ever seen. Before we even have metal and we had already upended the food chain on four continents, wiping out the biggest predators and the vast majority of megafauna, and reducing migratory herds by enough to alter the climate in parts of Africa and Asia.

  • OverkillengineOverkillengine Registered User regular
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