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TankHammer
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So I was chatting this morning with one of my ladyfriends. Not it's not unusual for her to tell me that I was in her dreams the night before but this morning it took a turn for the awesome. It should be noted that she just got back from a tour of Europe a few weeks back. This is taken from the IM chat typos and all:
So this thread is about unusual dreams.
Sarah: hey\
i hope youre ready for why i can no longer eat rock candy in the middle of the night
me: you had better tell this good
Sarah: lol
me: you sold it pretty hard
I'm totally imagining a summer blockbuster.
Sarah: dude! we esacped nazi germany with my cross dressing, thats awesome alone!
me: Freud would have a field-day for sure
Sarah: oooooh yea
so after somehow gettingt stuck in nazi germany
which was in the 30s and 40s but modern times o course
me: obviously
Sarah: we faked our way through by pretneding to belong there, and as i cant speak german or in a german accnet no one in my dream world can either
so this actually worked!
anywho after deciding that we of course must get the fudge out you and another random dude who shifted from random dudue later to a friend of mine halfway through the dream, decide to steal a helicopter
and we get it and things are going good til the nazis find us
but aha
were almost to freedom in switzerland
so we then land the helicopter and hide out on this compund
which is a military school of course
and crawling by nazis
so once again we fake our way in
and convince them were 3 students who were arriving late due to some train disaster where these kids died
dont ask how we knew that, were just awesome i guess
and there we get assigned our rooms and all that crap and we make ourselves at home in this palce while trying to figure out how to escape and how not to get caught
so we come up with a plan
to steal yet another helicopter!
bc for some reason you know how to fly
so we agree on it
in the meantime
ive met another girl
(im not in drag yet)
whos also an american
who needs to escape
shes been pretending to be some germsan girl who belongs there this whole time!!
so we bring her in
and now the random kid has officially morphed someone i know from real life
into*
but anywho
so we get everything planned
Sarah: the cover is your three are transporting me o a nearby navy place (dont know why i had to be in drag but i am) and were picking up another sailor before going to a navy transport in north germany so we have plenty of fuel for our short escape.
the other girl is going as a nurse
its quite exciting
and friend and i get seperated from you and nurse
and we each think the other beens caught!
only you guys make it to the helicopter and get out
and the other boy gets caught by the nazis bc he wasnt smart and hid like e!
me*
but i dont care bc im so getting the fuck out of there
so after freaking out shortly thin,king you and the nurse totally were killed
i bribe my way into a cargo train bound for switzerland
where through the wonders of instant messaging i find out you two did indeed make it
the end
then i woke up up and went what the fuck was that?!
so yea if you ever escape from the nazis in a helicopter do try to let me know youre not dead much quicker
i worry ya know
lol
Sarah: hugs so anywho hows yer day
me: boss looking over shoulder
Sarah: ah no prob
tell him about my nazi dream
'and why im no longer allowed pure sugar at 230am
Sent at 9:42 AM on Wednesday
So this thread is about unusual dreams.
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We have too many dream threads already and then people just start making shit up like "I dreamnt that I was a viking warrior lord samurai hero and banged 50 pristine virgin princesses on the hood of my Aston-Martin. What does this mean?"
and sometimes they're just completely incoherent
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I think it means I’m pretty terrified of being in a car in which the breaks do not work.
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your shame is on display
Then I realized that this is actually a totally gay dream for me to be having.
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No respite even in dreams.
"bad enough that you sell your waking life for minimum wage, but now they get your dreams for free."
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Probably the most awesome one was where I went out of the room to find myself on a spaceship being attacked by Kil'rathi.
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i thought it was gonna be about dicks or blowjobs cause of mention of rock candy
SUPER ice burn
Fix'd.
is...is that an animation of watership down?
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it is!
i love that book so much
also I bet a lot of lawyers dont think about cases so much....fucking lawyers
Thank you! I knew it was familiar, I just couldn't place it.
Oh man, I'm checking out the wiki right now. I had no idea there was a fucking TV series about it, or even a movie. badass.
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the movie is the saddest ever
oh god it was so horrible seeing rabbits rip the shit out of each other when you are 4