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ask me about working for a bailbondsman.

space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
it is 3 in the morning. i am supremely bored and want you guys. (forumers) to ask me about working for a bailbondsman.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Does he say "Go with Christ, brah" ?

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  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    dog is a bounty hunter not a bailbondsman

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    Does he say "Go with Christ, brah" ?

    no...not that often. dog the bounty hunter is a pussy compared to the guys i work with.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    so, uh... what's it like, dog?

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    so, uh... what's it like, dog?

    not really. the bondsman hires the bounty hunters to go get the people who skip bail. i occasionally get to work with them.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    bailbondsmen truly are modern bounty hunters

    it's weird

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What's the difference between a bail bondsman and a bounty hunter?

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    so, uh... what's it like, dog?

    not really. the bondsman hires the bounty hunters to go get the people who skip bail. i occasionally get to work with them.

    I meant that "dog" in the same way I would normally say "eh" at the end of a sentence.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    this is the worst thing ever

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    so, uh... what's it like, dog?

    not really. the bondsman hires the bounty hunters to go get the people who skip bail. i occasionally get to work with them.

    I meant that "dog" in the same way I would normally say "eh" at the end of a sentence.

    Shoulda spelled it "dawg"

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    What's the difference between a bail bondsman and a bounty hunter?

    a bailbondsman is an agent who. (this is a long explanation) a bailbondsman will go to the court and someone will need bonded. the person in trouble (bondee) will agree to pay 10% of the total bond amount instead of paying the courts the full amount. (thus meaning a $2000 dollar bond becomes $200) after paying the bondsman will promise the court that the bondee will return to court on a specific date. if the bondee decides to skip bail (meaning that they dont show up for court) then the bondsman will either have to catch them or pay the FULL bond amount to the court. this is where bounty hunters come in. bondsman will hire bounty hunters to go catch the bond skipper. but most bailbondsman (the one i work for) often prefer to go catch their own bond skippers with the help of a bounty hunter. so in summary. bounty hunter hunts people who skip bail. bailbondsman posts bail at a cheaper price.

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  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    this is the worst thing ever

    let's steal all the anhydrous insecticide

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Dear OP:

    There are so many things wrong with your avatar that it makes me want to forcefeed you your penis.

    Sincerely,

    Vivixenne

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The whole system sounds like they're wagering on whether or not people show up for court.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dear OP:

    There are so many things wrong with your avatar that it makes me want to forcefeed you your penis.

    Sincerely,

    Vivixenne

    your parents must have beaten you quite a bit as a child...congratulations.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Bergy wrote: »
    this is the worst thing ever

    let's steal all the anhydrous insecticide

    do you want to live like kings

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    The whole system sounds like they're wagering on whether or not people show up for court.

    pretty much....but judging by the bounty hunters that work with me. i wouldnt run.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dear OP:

    There are so many things wrong with your avatar that it makes me want to forcefeed you your penis.

    Sincerely,

    Vivixenne

    your parents must have beaten you quite a bit as a child...congratulations.

    Yeah with giant bags of money.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dear OP:

    There are so many things wrong with your avatar that it makes me want to forcefeed you your penis.

    Sincerely,

    Vivixenne

    your parents must have beaten you quite a bit as a child...congratulations.



    That is the least burny burn I've ever read.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dear OP:

    There are so many things wrong with your avatar that it makes me want to forcefeed you your penis.

    Sincerely,

    Vivixenne

    your parents must have beaten you quite a bit as a child...congratulations.



    That is the least burny burn I've ever read.

    I'm not gonna lie, Sil, for a minute I thought I was in D&D and I didn't know what to do.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I could outrun a bounty hunter. They all seem pretty stupid. Like leave the state or country and change your name and you should be good.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dear OP:

    There are so many things wrong with your avatar that it makes me want to forcefeed you your penis.

    Sincerely,

    Vivixenne

    your parents must have beaten you quite a bit as a child...congratulations.



    That is the least burny burn I've ever read.

    I'm not gonna lie, Sil, for a minute I thought I was in D&D and I didn't know what to do.


    Its all right. You're in SE++. Rolling hills covered in dongs and a swift sunrise.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    I could outrun a bounty hunter. They all seem pretty stupid. Like leave the state or country and change your name and you should be good.

    leave the country? yes. state? no. my bondsman is in missouri getting someone right now.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You can't hide anymore.

    Times have changed.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    switzky21 and this guy are a powerteam of shit

    Good morning, Teefs.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    switzky21 and this guy are a powerteam of shit

    whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!??????????? whhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!??????????

    all i wanted is to be accepted by people i dont know and that i'll never meet!! why ruin my plans?!

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    I could outrun a bounty hunter. They all seem pretty stupid. Like leave the state or country and change your name and you should be good.

    leave the country? yes. state? no. my bondsman is in missouri getting someone right now.

    Probably forgot to change his name.

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  • KrummithKrummith DJ Logic Death can't take me until I finish my backlogRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nothin' like a steamin' hot cup of crap first thing in the morning.

    Thanks

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    I could outrun a bounty hunter. They all seem pretty stupid. Like leave the state or country and change your name and you should be good.

    leave the country? yes. state? no. my bondsman is in missouri getting someone right now.

    Probably forgot to change his name.

    yeah....he had a funny name in the first place.

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  • Roland of GileadRoland of Gilead Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm in the middle of getting so royally ass raped right now, because I bailed a friend out of jail.

    Don't ever ever ever bail someone out of jail.

    ever

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm in the middle of getting so royally ass raped right now, because I bailed a friend out of jail.

    Don't ever ever ever bail someone out of jail.

    ever

    Isn't there a thing where you can bail someone out but then opt out of being responsible for them. But then I think if the money is refunded it goes to them so you're kinda screwed out of some money if you can't trust them to give it back.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    switzky21 and this guy are a powerteam of shit

    oh christ

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I wonder if space_satan realizes the difference between "to" and "too"

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    I'm in the middle of getting so royally ass raped right now, because I bailed a friend out of jail.

    Don't ever ever ever bail someone out of jail.

    ever

    Isn't there a thing where you can bail someone out but then opt out of being responsible for them. But then I think if the money is refunded it goes to them so you're kinda screwed out of some money if you can't trust them to give it back.

    no. the money wouldnt go back to them. the money would go to the co-signer. (if you used a bondsman) and if you opted out of being responsible, your friend would go back to jail on forfeiture of bond. (once again, this only applies if your using a bondsman.) if you bonded them out with your own cash. i dont think you can get the cash back. or opt out of responsibility.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I wonder if space_satan realizes the difference between "to" and "too"

    i do not...its my one weakness.


    i should wiki it.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey TFS how are you with the little mushroom dudes?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    RANE YOU ARE ANOTHER PERSON POSTING IN PINK

    is there a conspiracy

    I'm covering my bases for the Nomic thread

    I don't need to lose any more points

    in fact: Rank needs to lose about a hundred

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