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Fancy Cars You'll Never be Able to Afford NSF56K

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
This is the Gillet Vertigo


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When I visited South Korea back in 2004 my hosts graciously invited me to the Seoul Auto Show. There were cars from everywhere on the globe, to the locally manufactured junkers to some incredibly exotic imports. The Auto Show takes place at the same time as one of the Seoul Rally races, so they were able to set up a small track near the show as part of an exhibit.

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Due to an incredible stroke of generosity and luck, my host family actually won a draw to get a ride in one of the supercars on the track, and since I was visiting decided that as a gift I should be the one to try it. After signing away any kind or responsibility and possibly my immortal soul (the forms were written in Korean), I was outfitted in a jumpsuit, a helmet and a pair of crazy Korean Moon-shoes which I have kept to this day.

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The test driver, a very nice British man, took a very slow first lap around the track, which was a little dissapointing given the amount of preperation I had to do just to climb into the passenger seat. But then he looked over and asked "Are you ready?"

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He then stepped on the accelerator and holy crap the universe melted. The engine screams, your head is pushed back into your seat and the barrier on the first curve of the track suddenly rushes up to meet you, but the car turns at what would seem to be an impossible angle because it's still accelerating. As you move laterally around the turn you can feel the car pull forward even more and as it reaches top speed along the straight you can feel a kind of curious stillness. It's like being on a roller coaster, where even a 30 second ride feels like it lasts minutes. The cars engine is still screaming as it eats up air but there's this kind of musical hum as well that lasts around two more curves, and continues even after the driver drops the car out of warp, pulling in to a stop and asks how you enjoyed your ride.

I can only give him a weak nod and lurch away from the pit area.

But yes, gentlemen, I want this car. I want that experience again.

$110 000 isn't that much, is it?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    an aston-martin vanquish

    i'm not really a car guy

    but i guess i'd drive one of those

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The profile of that thing looks so ugly.

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  • Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Extremely ugly.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    it looks like a tennis shoe

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  • april__29april__29 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    the back half of it looks like a Smart Roadster.

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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    I would like a Lambourgini Diablo. However its not made anymore and second hand runs around $100,000 US. A yellow Diablo would be the bomb.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    TRANSLATED INTO SILMARISH FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE

    it looks like a trainer

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh I would kill for an Ascari KZ-1
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    They only planned on making about 50 of these. 500bhp. 5 litre.

    £235,000 so roughly $480,000.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    TRANSLATED INTO SILMARISH FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE

    it looks like a trainer


    Ahahahaha.

    though both tennis, and shoe are familiar words to me and my kingdom.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    an aston-martin vanquish

    i'm not really a car guy

    but i guess i'd drive one of those

    I'll second that.

    looking up my other choice right now.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Foreign license plates look so much manlier than north american license plates.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Audi R8.
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    Porsche Carrera GT (though, I've met the gentlemen that own one).
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    BMW M Roadster (Z4)
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    %20%20Wienermobile.jpg

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    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ah, here we go. The Bugatti with 1k hp

    bugatti-veyron-front.jpg

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ah, here we go. The Bugatti with 1k hp

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    someone crashed one of those near where I live.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    ah, here we go. The Bugatti with 1k hp

    bugatti-veyron-front.jpg

    someone crashed one of those near where I live.

    Did they die? 'Cause, if not, I want to murder them.

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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    800px-Lamborghini_Diablo_GT.jpg

    There is my Diablo.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    ah, here we go. The Bugatti with 1k hp

    bugatti-veyron-front.jpg

    someone crashed one of those near where I live.

    No doubt most of the people with the money to buy one haven't had extensive training to drive a car with that much power.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    ah, here we go. The Bugatti with 1k hp

    bugatti-veyron-front.jpg

    Oh, hey.

    Koenigsegg ccr with 1046hp for less than half the price.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    800px-Lamborghini_Diablo_GT.jpgThere is my Diablo.

    That's a wikipedia image.

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  • eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Bugatti is a really nice looking car.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Dammit Scarlet that's like the fastest most expensive car in the world.

    It's like picking Tiger Woods for golf or Roger Federer for Tennis.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh, and an Shelby AC Cobra.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ah, here we go. The Bugatti with 1k hp

    bugatti-veyron-front.jpg

    Oh, hey.

    Koenigsegg ccr with 1046hp for less than half the price.

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    Yours looks dumber, which is pretty hard to accomplish considering how that Bugatti looks.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Dammit Scarlet that's like the fastest most expensive car in the world.

    It's like picking Tiger Woods for golf or Roger Federer for Tennis.

    I was creaming my jeans over the Veyron before they even called it the Veyron

    8)

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Dammit Scarlet that's like the fastest most expensive car in the world.

    It's like picking Tiger Woods for golf or Roger Federer for Tennis.

    I was creaming my jeans over the Veyron before they even called it the Veyron

    8)

    A fuel-saving 7/10 mpg city/highway!

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Overplayed, Hunter :P

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Dammit Scarlet that's like the fastest most expensive car in the world.

    It's like picking Tiger Woods for golf or Roger Federer for Tennis.

    I was creaming my jeans over the Veyron before they even called it the Veyron

    8)

    A fuel-saving 7/10 mpg city/highway!

    YOU'RE IN A GODDAMN THREAD ABOUT SUPERCARS WHAT THE HELL

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Dammit Scarlet that's like the fastest most expensive car in the world.

    It's like picking Tiger Woods for golf or Roger Federer for Tennis.

    I was creaming my jeans over the Veyron before they even called it the Veyron

    8)

    A fuel-saving 7/10 mpg city/highway!

    YOU'RE IN A GODDAMN THREAD ABOUT SUPERCARS WHAT THE HELL

    It's just crazy.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sorry what I mean is dude these cars are rarely driven and are for the individual too rich to care about gas prices or too coked up to live another 5 years to experience any negative environmental effects.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Honestly, I'm no better than someone like that, because if I had the money, I would be all over a supercar. :/

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    ah, here we go. The Bugatti with 1k hp

    bugatti-veyron-front.jpg

    someone crashed one of those near where I live.

    No doubt most of the people with the money to buy one haven't had extensive training to drive a car with that much power.

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    More details surrounding the Veyron crash have emerged, including the identity of the driver and its unfortunate owner. The Mail reports the vehicle was registered to 41-year old businessman Kumar Soni, but it’s believed the person behind the wheel at the time of the accident was his younger brother, 39-year old Ajay Soni. The crash occurred near the owner’s £3 million Surrey home in the UK, and neighbors claim it had caused a heated argument between the two brothers.


    It’s also thought that the £830,000 supercar was only delivered last week and is one of only a dozen such models in the UK. Onlookers claim the car was travelling in excess of 100mph before the driver lost control, hit a Vauxhall Astra driven by a seven-month pregnant woman, and spun three times before crashing into trees beside the road.

    Local police have taken details, and the driver is currently being investigated for driving without due care and attention. Fortunately, no-one was injured during the accident. The Soni family run several car hire and property companies based in London.

    Oooooooops!

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like to use my cars, not just stare at them; it's no fun just sitting there. At the very least, I'd track any car I own.

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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    "my" as in I would want this as "my" car. Not that this is "my" car.

    I never claimed ownership of the car anyway. The insurance would kill me.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    "my" as in I would want this as "my" car. Not that this is "my" car.

    I never claimed ownership of the car anyway. The insurance would kill me.

    Diablos aren't that great. I dunno. You can do better, dogg.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Saab Aero X

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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Hell, you could go around saying your riding the devil. How awesome would that sound?

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hell, you could go around saying your riding the devil. How awesome would that sound?

    Can it be dumb? Because that's my answer.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    You'd get really wet getting out of that thing in the rain

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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