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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    srsizzy wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    the greatest knowledge man can achieve is that life is pointless or some such
    I wouldn't say that's the greatest knowledge...I mean, the uselessness of life gives everything an objective nature of useless and...gray. Middle. Plain. Nothing. So no knowledge can be greater than any other knowledge, unless in size. All subjective experience and opinion means nothing.

    This knowledge is, however, correct. Life just is.

    ...


    I got a job!

    how does one quantify the "size" of knowledge

    Knowledge comes in a circular shape, smothered in tomato sauce, contained in metal cans of varying sizes.

    RedTide on
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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I had sex earlier today. The rest of the day doesn't really matter, now does it?

    Yeah, that pretty much nullifies anything else on your "to-do" list.

    It was my to-do list.

    Heyo.

    You are correct, sir! HA HA!

    Horseshoe on
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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Lockout wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    What personal quests are you close to almost finishing, just starting or hoping to embark on?

    You just made me realize how amazingly aimless my life is.

    all life is aimless, so don't worry about it too much

    what are you crazy?
    worry about it a lot

    why

    Goals are good, or boredom sets it. If you're bored all the time, then life is pointless. Once life is pointless, cutting follows. I'm at the boredom stage, so I need some short and long term goals, STAT!

    no no no, what i'm saying is that life is pointless even with "goals"


    maybe having goals makes it less pointless?






    ....no, no it doesn't

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    i'm getting the fuck out of here

    Use the drain.

    Beware the one in the shower stall... people pee in that sometimes.

    Horseshoe on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    If life is pointless then I feel a lot better about my lack of achievements.

    ChicoBlue on
  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    RedTide wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    srsizzy wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    the greatest knowledge man can achieve is that life is pointless or some such
    I wouldn't say that's the greatest knowledge...I mean, the uselessness of life gives everything an objective nature of useless and...gray. Middle. Plain. Nothing. So no knowledge can be greater than any other knowledge, unless in size. All subjective experience and opinion means nothing.

    This knowledge is, however, correct. Life just is.

    ...


    I got a job!

    how does one quantify the "size" of knowledge

    Knowledge comes in a circular shape, smothered in tomato sauce, contained in metal cans of varying sizes.

    I have no idea what you're describing.
    Besides knowledge, smartass.

    Lockout on
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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    you define your goals. fulfilling goals provides satisfaction.
    moping about how life is pointless doesnt.
    though it may make you feel better about being a total fuck up.

    Drano on
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Lockout wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    srsizzy wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    the greatest knowledge man can achieve is that life is pointless or some such
    I wouldn't say that's the greatest knowledge...I mean, the uselessness of life gives everything an objective nature of useless and...gray. Middle. Plain. Nothing. So no knowledge can be greater than any other knowledge, unless in size. All subjective experience and opinion means nothing.

    This knowledge is, however, correct. Life just is.

    ...


    I got a job!

    how does one quantify the "size" of knowledge

    Knowledge comes in a circular shape, smothered in tomato sauce, contained in metal cans of varying sizes.

    I have no idea what you're describing.
    Besides knowledge, smartass.



    he's making some lame spaghetti-o's joke because apparently i like spaghetti-o's or something

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This thread is interesting since I was just having this sort of conversation with my friends.

    I'm working my way up to a management position at my current job, showing them that I'm intelligent and responsible and capable.

    All the while I'm also saving up my money for my move next Summer to the Northwest.

    Depending upon how much my current job wants to keep me and how much they're willing to pay for that, it may or may not put off the move.

    I'm also planning on putting in a financial aid application to get some money so I can take some classes during the fall and pick up a few more skills that will look good on a resume for when I move.

    Since I began working out about a month and a half ago, I've managed to increase my maximum bench weight to close to 100 lbs, which isn't half bad.

    I also have severely cut back on my soda intake and I've been eating healthier.

    I have also been learning to cook with a little help from some friends.

    I also just began running a DnD game again after a complete 8 month hiatus.

    I'm at least meeting a few women, and while it hasn't yet ended with a decent match, I'm not getting discouraged and instead learning more about how I should approach relationships in general.


    All in all I'm doing pretty alright.



    Man I hope this thread hasn't devolved into dick jokes already.

    Abracadaniel on
  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    What personal quests are you close to almost finishing, just starting or hoping to embark on?

    You just made me realize how amazingly aimless my life is.

    all life is aimless, so don't worry about it too much

    what are you crazy?
    worry about it a lot

    why

    Goals are good, or boredom sets it. If you're bored all the time, then life is pointless. Once life is pointless, cutting follows. I'm at the boredom stage, so I need some short and long term goals, STAT!

    no no no, what i'm saying is that life is pointless even with "goals"


    maybe having goals makes it less pointless?






    ....no, no it doesn't

    Oh. Well, I'd still like to not be bored, pointless or not.

    I think I'll become an international super-thief.

    Lockout on
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  • NijiNiji Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Soon I will finish sipping this cup of tea.

    Then I shall embark upon the grand quest of getting another cup of tea.

    Niji on
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    you define your goals. fulfilling goals provides satisfaction.
    moping about how life is pointless doesnt.
    though it may make you feel better about being a total fuck up.

    i'm not moping, i have goals


    i want to entertain people for a living


    perhaps by writing screenplays, or acting


    maybe directing


    i guess i should narrow that down





    but i still realize that all that is pretty much pointless, but it's better than sitting around and smoking pot and occasionally jerking off i guess

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    i am just months away from finishing my thesis
    joy

    Starfuck on
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm days away from winning the lottery and becoming a millionaire. Hey, it could happen to you.

    Malkor on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    fucking bottom paged

    motherfucker


    This thread is interesting since I was just having this sort of conversation with my friends.

    I'm working my way up to a management position at my current job, showing them that I'm intelligent and responsible and capable.

    All the while I'm also saving up my money for my move next Summer to the Northwest.

    Depending upon how much my current job wants to keep me and how much they're willing to pay for that, it may or may not put off the move.

    I'm also planning on putting in a financial aid application to get some money so I can take some classes during the fall and pick up a few more skills that will look good on a resume for when I move.

    Since I began working out about a month and a half ago, I've managed to increase my maximum bench weight to close to 100 lbs, which isn't half bad.

    I also have severely cut back on my soda intake and I've been eating healthier.

    I have also been learning to cook with a little help from some friends.

    I also just began running a DnD game again after a complete 8 month hiatus.

    I'm at least meeting a few women, and while it hasn't yet ended with a decent match, I'm not getting discouraged and instead learning more about how I should approach relationships in general.


    All in all I'm doing pretty alright.

    Abracadaniel on
  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    srsizzy wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    the greatest knowledge man can achieve is that life is pointless or some such
    I wouldn't say that's the greatest knowledge...I mean, the uselessness of life gives everything an objective nature of useless and...gray. Middle. Plain. Nothing. So no knowledge can be greater than any other knowledge, unless in size. All subjective experience and opinion means nothing.

    This knowledge is, however, correct. Life just is.

    ...


    I got a job!

    how does one quantify the "size" of knowledge

    Knowledge comes in a circular shape, smothered in tomato sauce, contained in metal cans of varying sizes.

    I have no idea what you're describing.
    Besides knowledge, smartass.



    he's making some lame spaghetti-o's joke because apparently i like spaghetti-o's or something

    He should've said something about the hole in the middle, because there for a while I was thinking pizza in a can?

    Lockout on
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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    you define your goals. fulfilling goals provides satisfaction.
    moping about how life is pointless doesnt.
    though it may make you feel better about being a total fuck up.

    i'm not moping, i have goals


    i want to entertain people for a living


    perhaps by writing screenplays, or acting


    maybe directing


    i guess i should narrow that down





    but i still realize that all that is pretty much pointless, but it's better than sitting around and smoking pot and occasionally jerking off i guess

    ultimately everything may be pointless.
    but all that isn't really if ends up makes you spend some time being happy before you die.

    Drano on
  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    you define your goals. fulfilling goals provides satisfaction.
    moping about how life is pointless doesnt.
    though it may make you feel better about being a total fuck up.

    i'm not moping, i have goals


    i want to entertain people for a living


    perhaps by writing screenplays, or acting


    maybe directing


    i guess i should narrow that down





    but i still realize that all that is pretty much pointless, but it's better than sitting around and smoking pot and occasionally jerking off i guess

    ultimately everything may be pointless.
    but all that isn't really if ends up makes you spend some time being happy before you die.

    Also, it's better to be a crying little pussy than a faggy nihilist.

    Horseshoe on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Not fair?!

    You're fucking nihilists!

    Abracadaniel on
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    there was a solid thought somewhere in that last post i made

    Drano on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    yeah i was wondering about that

    Abracadaniel on
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm graduating from college on Sunday with an Economics degree. Hooray!

    OK, uh... now what?

    IpseDixit on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    teach Economics

    ha, who am I kidding.

    I'm the one going for a journalism degree

    Abracadaniel on
  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Not fair?!

    You're fucking nihilists!

    Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, Dude... but at least it's a fucking ethos.

    Horseshoe on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    game, set, and match, person I've never seen before.

    Abracadaniel on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    it depends on what happens if i shake a bag of sand forever.
    will it ever be arranged the same way it started again?

    yeah

    what if the universe is just a gigantic bag of sand running on an infinite loop.

    then i suppose i won't have an answer for this question next time, either

    Fallout on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    there's nothing wrong with nihilism

    Fallout on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Hmm, life is actually pretty good.

    I have an a job that is only OK for a college grad, but stable.

    I have an apartment I can afford, I'm paying off my bills and some small loans, and I'm beginning to save a modest amount of money.

    I have a girlfriend who shows a lot of promise and has a lot of similar interests.

    However I'm WORRIED that this will not be enough, forever.

    I'm worried (excited?) that I will probably have to move to a much bigger city.

    I'm worried that I might apply to get my MT certification and fail.

    And I'm worried about not spending enough time with/not being grateful enough to my family, particularly my dad.

    your girlfriend gives terrible head.

    Rankenphile on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    she's a good artist though

    Fallout on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Hmm, life is actually pretty good.

    I have an a job that is only OK for a college grad, but stable.

    I have an apartment I can afford, I'm paying off my bills and some small loans, and I'm beginning to save a modest amount of money.

    I have a girlfriend who shows a lot of promise and has a lot of similar interests.

    However I'm WORRIED that this will not be enough, forever.

    I'm worried (excited?) that I will probably have to move to a much bigger city.

    I'm worried that I might apply to get my MT certification and fail.

    And I'm worried about not spending enough time with/not being grateful enough to my family, particularly my dad.

    your girlfriend gives terrible head.

    She's still got her training wheels on.

    As7 on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    yeah, but a nice picture of a fuckin unicorn jumping over saturn ain't ever gunna make up for toothy head

    Rankenphile on
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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    yeah, but a nice picture of a fuckin unicorn jumping over saturn ain't ever gunna make up for toothy head

    It's true... even if a black light does make it look super awesome next to that poster of Jim Morrison.

    Horseshoe on
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  • slurpeepoopslurpeepoop Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »

    Since I began working out about a month and a half ago, I've managed to increase my maximum bench weight to close to 100 lbs, which isn't half bad.

    All in all I'm doing pretty alright.



    Yeah, if you're 13, you spaghetti-armed, weaksauce limp noodle.


    After reading that, I've decided that I must be hungry.

    slurpeepoop on
  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »

    Since I began working out about a month and a half ago, I've managed to increase my maximum bench weight to close to 100 lbs, which isn't half bad.

    All in all I'm doing pretty alright.



    Yeah, if you're 13, you spaghetti-armed, weaksauce limp noodle.


    After reading that, I've decided that I must be hungry.

    Dang, man. Who hurt you?

    Horseshoe on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »

    Since I began working out about a month and a half ago, I've managed to increase my maximum bench weight to close to 100 lbs, which isn't half bad.

    All in all I'm doing pretty alright.



    Yeah, if you're 13, you spaghetti-armed, weaksauce limp noodle.


    After reading that, I've decided that I must be hungry.

    so how high were you on weed you stole from your older brother's sock drawer when you came up with that screen name?

    Rankenphile on
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  • slurpeepoopslurpeepoop Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »

    Since I began working out about a month and a half ago, I've managed to increase my maximum bench weight to close to 100 lbs, which isn't half bad.

    All in all I'm doing pretty alright.



    Yeah, if you're 13, you spaghetti-armed, weaksauce limp noodle.


    After reading that, I've decided that I must be hungry.

    Dang, man. Who hurt you?


    Well, I started with the "spaghetti armed" comment, then just continued on with a pasta-based theme. Mix that with my intentions to go get something to eat, and it works on different levels.

    It's art, I tells ya!

    slurpeepoop on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    and I tells ya you're a mouth-breathing sack of neckbeard and retardspit

    Rankenphile on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    rank, have i ever mentioned that you're one of my favorite forumers?

    Abracadaniel on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    rank, have i ever mentioned that you're one of my favorite forumers?

    numerous times

    probably daily

    TheySlashThem on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i don't think i have.

    Abracadaniel on
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