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The newest videogame movie? DIABLO.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    No.

    That sounds like some gay-ass rap.

    I just googled it. What a meritless piece of junk unworthy of stage theatre.

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    DisruptorX2DisruptorX2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Drez wrote: »
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    Sorceror :x

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    No.

    That sounds like some gay-ass rap.

    I just googled it. What a meritless piece of junk unworthy of stage theatre.

    Official meritless piece of junk unworthy of stage theatre.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Drez wrote: »
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    Sorceror :x

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    It's only based on Diablo. I don't have to keep its dumb grammarisms for the script of my Broadway opus.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Don't listen to them Drez, I still love you. <3

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
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    Sorceror :x

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    It's only based on Diablo. I don't have to keep its dumb grammarisms for the script of my Broadway opus.

    Spoken like a true Hollywood screenwriter.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thank you. :)

    I had Into The Woods running through my head there. "Moments In The Woods."

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    OrogogusOrogogus San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
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    Sorceror :x
    It's only based on Diablo. I don't have to keep its dumb grammarisms for the script of my Broadway opus.
    I think he means that D1 had sorcerors, D2 had sorceresses, not grammar or spelling per se. OMG deviation blah canon blah butchery of blah blah faithful to the source material blah.

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    John Leguizamo as Diablo. Alternatively, Carrot Top.

    Carrot top wouldn't need to act.

    Carrot top is Diablo.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Orogogus wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
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    Sorceror :x
    It's only based on Diablo. I don't have to keep its dumb grammarisms for the script of my Broadway opus.
    I think he means that D1 had sorcerors, D2 had sorceresses, not grammar or spelling per se. OMG deviation blah canon blah butchery of blah blah faithful to the source material blah.

    You can't sell a script with an all-male party. Act I, Scene V is the musical demon rape scene, for instance. He rapes the sorceress.

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ITT Drez writes Diablo fanfic that will be better then the movie.

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    OrogogusOrogogus San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Orogogus wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
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    Sorceror :x
    It's only based on Diablo. I don't have to keep its dumb grammarisms for the script of my Broadway opus.
    I think he means that D1 had sorcerors, D2 had sorceresses, not grammar or spelling per se. OMG deviation blah canon blah butchery of blah blah faithful to the source material blah.

    You can't sell a script with an all-male party. Act I, Scene V is the musical demon rape scene, for instance. He rapes the sorceress.
    Rogues were female in D1.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    You can't sell a script with an all-male party. Act I, Scene V is the musical demon rape scene, for instance. He rapes the sorceress.

    Of course, that means I'm marketing it toward Japan.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Needs much more Ewe.

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    a penguina penguin Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Thank you. :)

    I had Into The Woods running through my head there. "Moments In The Woods."

    And hear I was thinking it was to the tune of that one song from the H.M.S. Pinafore. You know, the one Sideshow Bob sings.

    Shows what i know.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Karn wrote: »
    When is Street Fighter gonna be released on HD-DVD or Blu-Ray is what I want to know... I want it digitally remastered, full surround with a tons of bonus features.

    On the most important day of your life.

    But for Bison, it'll be Tuesday.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SimBen wrote: »
    Karn wrote: »
    When is Street Fighter gonna be released on HD-DVD or Blu-Ray is what I want to know... I want it digitally remastered, full surround with a tons of bonus features.

    On the most important day of your life.

    But for Bison, it'll be Tuesday.

    Man you know the bonus features will just be the Best of Jean Claude VanDamme on Youtube.

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    As long as they never ever make a movie out of Baldurs Gate or DMC I don't really mind what game-to-film changeovers there are. Ruin away Hollywood, ruin away.

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    KarnKarn Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't think we have to worry about DnD video games getting adapted. Devil May Cry on the other hand...

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    you cant ruin DMC. its already stupidly ridiculous.

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    KarnKarn Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh you can ruin it.

    You can ruin anything.

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Karn wrote: »
    Oh you can ruin it.

    You can ruin anything.

    Anything? I'd like to see you ruin shit. Not like there is anything to ruin. It's already shit.

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    DisruptorX2DisruptorX2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Devil May Cry: the movie? Not likely. More like, Devil May Cry: The Anime. Actually, that makes me cringe even more.

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    KarnKarn Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Shit now comes out your nose instead of butt. You sweat pee.

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Houk wrote: »
    you cant ruin DMC. its already stupidly ridiculous.

    It's about Devils killing other Devils, of course it's fucking ridiculous. Most movies that aren't set in real life and/or about real events are all ridiculous.

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Karn wrote: »
    Shit now comes out your nose instead of butt. You sweat pee.

    But you haven't ruined the shit. You have ruined people, using shit.

    As for something more on topic: I think Diablo is a weird choice for a game to base a movie on, but I guess we all do.

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Peewi wrote: »
    Karn wrote: »
    Shit now comes out your nose instead of butt. You sweat pee.

    But you haven't ruined the shit. You have ruined people, using shit.

    As for something more on topic: I think Diablo is a weird choice for a game to base a movie on, but I guess we all do.

    Shit now causes you horrific pain every time you take a shit.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Johannen wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    you cant ruin DMC. its already stupidly ridiculous.

    It's about Devils killing other Devils, of course it's fucking ridiculous. Most movies that aren't set in real life and/or about real events are all ridiculous.
    definitely disagree with your second sentence, but it doesn't matter anyway. i guess you could 'ruin' it by making him not slide around on bad guys and wail on a guitar made out of a woman. it could only be made worse by being less ridiculous, which would probably make it better as a movie anyway.

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Houk wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    you cant ruin DMC. its already stupidly ridiculous.

    It's about Devils killing other Devils, of course it's fucking ridiculous. Most movies that aren't set in real life and/or about real events are all ridiculous.
    definitely disagree with your second sentence, but it doesn't matter anyway. i guess you could 'ruin' it by making him not slide around on bad guys and wail on a guitar made out of a woman. it could only be made worse by being less ridiculous, which would probably make it better as a movie anyway.

    That's DMC 3...

    Go see the DMC 1 storyline.

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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Johannen wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    Karn wrote: »
    Shit now comes out your nose instead of butt. You sweat pee.

    But you haven't ruined the shit. You have ruined people, using shit.

    As for something more on topic: I think Diablo is a weird choice for a game to base a movie on, but I guess we all do.

    Shit now causes you horrific pain every time you take a shit.

    Yes. D:

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    DirtchamberDirtchamber Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SimBen wrote: »
    Karn wrote: »
    When is Street Fighter gonna be released on HD-DVD or Blu-Ray is what I want to know... I want it digitally remastered, full surround with a tons of bonus features.

    On the most important day of your life.

    But for Bison, it'll be Tuesday.

    :^:

    That seriously is one of the greatest lines of all time.
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    What's wrong, Colonel? You come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found a god?

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    DisruptorX2DisruptorX2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I can't look at Raul Julia and not think "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank".

    Dirty Anteaters...

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    SilpheedSilpheed Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I can't look at Raul Julia and not think "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank".

    Dirty Anteaters...
    Man, I loved that MST3k episode.

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