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The Four Word Film Review [Beware of spoilers]

The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
Came across this site a while ago. And it popped back into my head recently for whatever reason. The link goes to the top 100 of all time. There are some great ones. Beware, spoilers abound.


Titanic: Icy Dead People
The Karate Kid: Lovestruck teen wax off.
Back to the Future: A comedy of eras.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Jurassic Park: HOLY SHIT A DINOSAUR


    Did I do it right?

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Donnie Darko: lol Time Travel lol

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    I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Troy: To Helen back.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

    Doom removes his mask

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Citizen Kane:

    Rosebud X 4

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    Fixer Restorations -/- Satan's Wish List!!!!
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Rosebud was a sled.

    4

    words.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Memento: Please rewind before returning

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like the dead poets society review:
    Fate: verse, then death

    edit: wait, are we not spoilering these

    okay

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  • Mama SassMama Sass Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Hours: tampon toxic shock syndrome
    Bedazzled: satan has good tits
    Brokeback Mountain: cowboys love beef jerkey

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  • AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mama Sass wrote: »
    The Hours: tampon toxic shock syndrome
    Bedazzled: satan has good tits
    Brokeback Mountain: cowboys love jerk beef

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The ending to the new Harry Potter book has been found out

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Zuel wrote: »
    The ending to the new Harry Potter book has been found out

    are you serious?

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    The ending to the new Harry Potter book has been found out

    are you serious?

    Eh, most likely it's bullshit http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19352126/

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Zuel wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    The ending to the new Harry Potter book has been found out

    are you serious?

    Eh, most likely it's bullshit http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19352126/

    you're a lunatic if you think I'm clicking that

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    The ending to the new Harry Potter book has been found out

    are you serious?

    Eh, most likely it's bullshit http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19352126/

    you're a lunatic if you think I'm clicking that

    It doesn't give anything away.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    The ending to the new Harry Potter book has been found out

    are you serious?

    Eh, most likely it's bullshit http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19352126/

    you're a lunatic if you think I'm clicking that

    Dumbledore kills Snape.

    (This is a joke. I have no idea what the end is.)

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    The ending to the new Harry Potter book has been found out

    are you serious?

    Eh, most likely it's bullshit http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19352126/

    you're a lunatic if you think I'm clicking that

    No spoliers in there. The spoiler website (if it even is one) in listed in the article.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    The ending to the new Harry Potter book has been found out

    are you serious?

    Eh, most likely it's bullshit http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19352126/

    you're a lunatic if you think I'm clicking that

    It's spoiler free.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    the special edition looks rad, glad I ordered it

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    The ending to the new Harry Potter book has been found out

    are you serious?

    Eh, most likely it's bullshit http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19352126/

    you're a lunatic if you think I'm clicking that

    It's spoiler free.

    And has 50% fewer calories.

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  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Brick: What did she whisper?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    scarlet ave. wrote: »
    Brick: What did she whisper?

    You the baby daddy?

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Doom Generation: Holy fuck my brains

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ocean's 13: The cleptomaniac strikes back

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Doom Generation: Holy fuck my brains

    oh god oh god WORST MOVIE EVER PLEASE KILL IT IN THE PAST

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  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Doom Generation: Holy fuck my brains

    oh god oh god WORST MOVIE EVER PLEASE KILL IT IN THE PAST

    Concur.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fight Club/The Machinist/High Tension: All in their head

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Fog: I don't know either

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  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Cube: And the retard wins!

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Reservoir Dogs: Most of them die

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  • SkulloSkullo Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fight Club: Who is Tyler Durden?

    Obligatory:

    300: This is Sparta

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That's only 3 words. Madness? This is sparta! I could've lived with, but as it is, you fail.

    Silent Hill: Bitch hit with rock.

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  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Resident Evil: Zombie dogs are coolest

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  • AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    300: Much showing, no blowing.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Rudy:

    He sucks at football.

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  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Rudy:

    He sucks at football.

    Hahahaha

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    The Goonies: HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYS!

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Boogie Nights: Huge Mother Fucking Cock

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Basic Instinct:

    Crossed, uncrossed, HELLO, crossed.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pokemon: The Movie

    STOP HITTING YOURSELF, FAG

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