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I have a kid.
The Black Hunter
The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
She's blind and too weak to stand.
Like this one but half dead. And wearing a nappy.
It's on my lap right now trying to eat various parts of the computer desk and me.
Discuss cool animals and your experiences with them.
Like this one but half dead. And wearing a nappy.
It's on my lap right now trying to eat various parts of the computer desk and me.
Discuss cool animals and your experiences with them.
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because I am a goat
Are you blind and half dead?
because mine is, it was left on the side of the road
she is wonderful
i am going to be very sad when she dies
I miss pets
We had a kitten at one point, adorable.
Now thekid is nibbling my nipple through my shirt.
It knows
@ ran: I have 30+
hey, look on the bright side, depending on how old she is now, she might outlive you if the doctors are right.
what the hell is wrong with you?
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As I was sitting down talking to one of the ladies and asking her about adopting one of the cats the CUTEST LITTLE KITTY just leapt into my lap and made himself at home.
Too bad I can't adopt one because I'm not staying in Shanghai long enough (minimum 4 years) to properly take care of a kitty.
I want that kitty though. He was SO CUTE OHMIGOSH.
usually i do
LEAVE US ALONE! WE'RE IN LOVE!
this was a good answer.
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My mum is a wildlife carer.
Who also works for the vet 2 days a week.
We are the animal hospital "long stay" ward.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
We have but a dog, although she is an amusing dog.
I wish I also had a baby ferret.
And a nice dog.
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i can only imagine its the same for goat meat
i mean, its not like its gonna live or anything so carve it up and cook it
plus you can use the molten goat grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goat grease.
And i named it "Gut"
Less syllables
You could also harvest some goat-wax.
A most superior form of wax that provides an immense sheen and lustre.
Glass half empty.
Goat half dead.
Chairs half existing.
either you are or youre not
i had some workshop teacher who seemed to love that phrase
Schrödinger's Goat.
The goat is half dead, as it it isnt completely dead.
As ine, it can only fulfill up to half it's function. ie. staying alive.
So at first I thought "human child" and thought "can I fuck it" but then OH MY GOD HIS KID IS BLIND I CAN'T POST THAT.
Then it's a literal "kid" har har anyway. What a rollercoaster.
No one else may appreciate how awesome that was, but I do. I'm here for you. And I'm naked.
In my humble opinion, of course.
like, right over the house, and it was still sunny out but raining fucking hard
FLASH CRRRRAAAAACKBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
for like two hours
and my cats were right there in the window, staring out and watching the weather with me
there was this huge one right over the house, gigantic looping lightning bolt followed immediately by this long rumbling booooooooom
and my cat Gregor looked right at me after it and was just all, "mrrrOW!" and he wiggled his little stump tail and started watching again
it cracked me up
M: Yeah, that Dateline thing?
P: Yeah, did you know that they arrest people who haven't even done anything yet?
M: Yeah, they arrest people who are trying to do things, like have sex with 13 year olds.
P: But I remember when I was 13, I wanted to have sex.
M: Yeah, but it's sick for a 35 year old to try.
P: Everyone has different tastes.
M: Dude, if my taste was for eating people's skin... it's just wrong.
P: But these 13 year olds are online saying what they want, they're consenting.
M: There's something wrong with someone who wants that. They're sick.
P: There's something wrong with all of us, some people just hide it and these people can't.
M: There's nothing wrong with me like that.
P: There's something wrong with everyone, everyone has skeletons in their closet.
M: Not me.
P: Yes there is.
M: I'm lactose intolerant.
P: That's not what I mean. Like when I was little, I didn't like going into bathrooms so I would hold it in and then shit my pants.
M: There's worse things than that.
P: I know, and I got over it. When I turned 16 my mom talked to me about it and I stopped.
M: Oh my god.
Yes, I am insane.
Gone are the days I had awesome pets like a pure bred alaskan malamute and his soulmate the malamute/Siberian wolf hybrid.
yeah now i have a hamster yay