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Moment of the Week - 6/27/07

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So I guess to make sure the case doesn't go in the Leader's favor, Jen will have to have a huge orgy with everyone in the courtroom to prove it isn't the radiation that makes her a slut?

    Just to prove how big a loser I am, as I read it I was trying to think of how I would try and fix this during cross. Then I came to my fucking senses and remembered that it's a comic book.

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So I guess to make sure the case doesn't go in the Leader's favor, Jen will have to have a huge orgy with everyone in the courtroom to prove it isn't the radiation that makes her a slut?

    Just to prove how big a loser I am, as I read it I was trying to think of how I would try and fix this during cross. Then I came to my fucking senses and remembered that it's a comic book.

    I demand (demand) an out-of-continuity crossover between Phoenix Wright and She-Hulk. Sure, it would probably end up sucking balls, but the concept alone would warrant parting me from my money.

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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against the Irish) Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So I guess to make sure the case doesn't go in the Leader's favor, Jen will have to have a huge orgy with everyone in the courtroom to prove it isn't the radiation that makes her a slut?

    Just to prove how big a loser I am, as I read it I was trying to think of how I would try and fix this during cross. Then I came to my fucking senses and remembered that it's a comic book.
    Man, if that's what they're trying to argue, it'd be so simple to counter argue. It's not that gamma radiation has made her a super-ho, it's that she goes from being (comic book) plain and ordinary to someone everyone is looking at, and most of them want. Cherry pick whatever one of those names of that list you want. What chance would Jennifer, super competent lawyer have in getting a couple of words out of them, much less 'romantic attention?' But when she's She-Hulk, it's people like Tony Stark who _want _ her.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That was just one example. She had Doc Samson on the stand too, admitting that the Leader showed a marked change after his gamma-bath.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wildcat wrote: »
    That was just one example. She had Doc Samson on the stand too, admitting that the Leader showed a marked change after his gamma-bath.

    As a caveat, I'm not reading the comic right now - I moved recently and haven't found a new comic shop - but isn't that a 'duh' moment? Wouldn't anyone have their psychology altered if their brain swelled to eight times the size after a radiation bath?

    I mean, I'd be pretty pissed off, myself.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    True, but I think Mallory was trying to stretch it to almost a compulsion, or an involuntary action status.

    Hey, comic books. ;-)

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Wildcat wrote: »
    That was just one example. She had Doc Samson on the stand too, admitting that the Leader showed a marked change after his gamma-bath.

    As a caveat, I'm not reading the comic right now - I moved recently and haven't found a new comic shop - but isn't that a 'duh' moment? Wouldn't anyone have their psychology altered if their brain swelled to eight times the size after a radiation bath?

    I mean, I'd be pretty pissed off, myself.

    It's not just that he was pissed off, and I don't even remember him being all that bothered come to think of it.

    It's the fact that he developed megalomanical tendencies and a desire for world domination only after the gamma-bath.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So I guess to make sure the case doesn't go in the Leader's favor, Jen will have to have a huge orgy with everyone in the courtroom to prove it isn't the radiation that makes her a slut?

    Just to prove how big a loser I am, as I read it I was trying to think of how I would try and fix this during cross. Then I came to my fucking senses and remembered that it's a comic book.

    I demand (demand) an out-of-continuity crossover between Phoenix Wright and She-Hulk. Sure, it would probably end up sucking balls, but the concept alone would warrant parting me from my money.

    Uh... Okay. I'll get right on that.

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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So I guess to make sure the case doesn't go in the Leader's favor, Jen will have to have a huge orgy with everyone in the courtroom to prove it isn't the radiation that makes her a slut?

    Just to prove how big a loser I am, as I read it I was trying to think of how I would try and fix this during cross. Then I came to my fucking senses and remembered that it's a comic book.
    Man, if that's what they're trying to argue, it'd be so simple to counter argue. It's not that gamma radiation has made her a super-ho, it's that she goes from being (comic book) plain and ordinary to someone everyone is looking at, and most of them want. Cherry pick whatever one of those names of that list you want. What chance would Jennifer, super competent lawyer have in getting a couple of words out of them, much less 'romantic attention?' But when she's She-Hulk, it's people like Tony Stark who _want _ her.

    So the counter-argument is that she can't get laid without super powers?

    The humiliations continue to pile up for poor Jen... :lol:

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So the counter-argument is that she can't get laid without super powers?

    The humiliations continue to pile up for poor Jen... :lol:

    Well, you can also say that Pug is an idiot. But... Yeah. Pretty much.

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I don't understand why she just didn't say she has more confidence as She-Hulk. That explains... pretty much everything.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So I guess to make sure the case doesn't go in the Leader's favor, Jen will have to have a huge orgy with everyone in the courtroom to prove it isn't the radiation that makes her a slut?

    Just to prove how big a loser I am, as I read it I was trying to think of how I would try and fix this during cross. Then I came to my fucking senses and remembered that it's a comic book.

    I demand (demand) an out-of-continuity crossover between Phoenix Wright and She-Hulk. Sure, it would probably end up sucking balls, but the concept alone would warrant parting me from my money.

    Uh... Okay. I'll get right on that.

    Manhunter you idiot.

    Manhunter.

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  • tbumpkinstbumpkins Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    So I guess to make sure the case doesn't go in the Leader's favor, Jen will have to have a huge orgy with everyone in the courtroom to prove it isn't the radiation that makes her a slut?

    Just to prove how big a loser I am, as I read it I was trying to think of how I would try and fix this during cross. Then I came to my fucking senses and remembered that it's a comic book.

    I demand (demand) an out-of-continuity crossover between Phoenix Wright and She-Hulk. Sure, it would probably end up sucking balls, but the concept alone would warrant parting me from my money.

    Uh... Okay. I'll get right on that.

    Manhunter you idiot.

    Manhunter.

    Aside from the awesomeness that would be more Manhunter, this would win on account that I don't see these two getting along at all, ever. Hate-filled, rivalry catfights are the best.

    On the She-Hulk front, did anyone else have less problems with the art this issue? I don't even know if it's Burchett's fault, but up till now half of his people have looked like cardboard cutouts.

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    I don't understand why she just didn't say she has more confidence as She-Hulk. That explains... pretty much everything.

    Or they could just pose the question, who would people rather sleep with: Jen Waters, or She-Hulk?

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    I don't understand why she just didn't say she has more confidence as She-Hulk. That explains... pretty much everything.

    Or they could just pose the question, who would people rather sleep with: Jen Waters, or She-Hulk?

    Answer: First one then the other!

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    I don't understand why she just didn't say she has more confidence as She-Hulk. That explains... pretty much everything.

    Or they could just pose the question, who would people rather sleep with: Jen Waters, or She-Hulk?

    Answer: First one then the other!

    And in that order, because the latter would probably break most mortal, non-underwear model men.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    And it'd be worth it.

    tbumpkins wrote: »
    On the She-Hulk front, did anyone else have less problems with the art this issue? I don't even know if it's Burchett's fault, but up till now half of his people have looked like cardboard cutouts.

    Weren't they supposed to?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I wasn't really impressed with this week. Although Cable and Deadpool had a good bit of bonding in it. Plus Gambit is always a good thing when written well. X-Factors 300 reference made me giggle.

    Uh. . .WWH has been a little bland.........

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  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    I don't understand why she just didn't say she has more confidence as She-Hulk. That explains... pretty much everything.

    Or they could just pose the question, who would people rather sleep with: Jen Waters, or She-Hulk?

    Assuming the premise includes a tacit "but not both"?

    And assuming I'd survive?

    ...I plead the fifth. Although I pretty much gave it away with the "survive" comment, I think it's an appropriate comment, seeing as we're talking about Jen Walters/She-Hulk.

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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against the Irish) Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So I guess to make sure the case doesn't go in the Leader's favor, Jen will have to have a huge orgy with everyone in the courtroom to prove it isn't the radiation that makes her a slut?

    Just to prove how big a loser I am, as I read it I was trying to think of how I would try and fix this during cross. Then I came to my fucking senses and remembered that it's a comic book.
    Man, if that's what they're trying to argue, it'd be so simple to counter argue. It's not that gamma radiation has made her a super-ho, it's that she goes from being (comic book) plain and ordinary to someone everyone is looking at, and most of them want. Cherry pick whatever one of those names of that list you want. What chance would Jennifer, super competent lawyer have in getting a couple of words out of them, much less 'romantic attention?' But when she's She-Hulk, it's people like Tony Stark who _want _ her.

    So the counter-argument is that she can't get laid without super powers?

    The humiliations continue to pile up for poor Jen... :lol:

    I think you missed the point. In one form, she's a really good lawyer. Now while being a really good lawyer might mean you end up moving in some pretty important circles, it doesn't get you on a first name basis with the Avengers, or pictures of you standing atop of mound of pummeled super villains spalshed across the front page. Being She-hulk gives her access, allure, and opportunity that she wouldn't be able to enjoy as plain old Jen.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I think you missed the point.

    She slept with juggernaut.

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  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah, when did she bone Cain? I'm guessing this is after he turned good. Can't say I much keep up on She-Hulk though so maybe she bones villains before kicking their asses.

    Edit:
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Since the separation from her husband, She-Hulk has had flings with Clay Quartermain and Tony Stark, and made a pass at Wolverine. Wolverine rebuffs her, saying he has no wish to "chase after Juggernaut's sloppy seconds." She-Hulk replies angrily: "I didn't sleep with Juggernaut! Why does everyone keep saying that?" (She-Hulk's adamant denial is at odds with Uncanny X-Men #435 (2003), in which she and Juggernaut were shown in bed together.)

    Thanks, Wiki.

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  • delphinusdelphinus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    im sure wovlie could still smell cain on her cooch

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    In the shulkster's defense. The issue of X-Men where she slept with Juggernaught was written by Chuck Austen.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    In the shulkster's defense. The issue of X-Men where she slept with Juggernaught was written by Chuck Austen.

    Wow. Even the characters deny that he ever wrote those comics.

    Awesome.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Even so, given her personality lately, I can't really see any reason she wouldn't have slept with Juggs. Hell, he's probably the only one who could really handle her in Hulk form.

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  • bobgorilabobgorila Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Do you think he yells "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" at point of orgasm?

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  • JudasJudas Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bobgorila wrote: »
    Do you think he yells "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" at point of orgasm?

    Or when slapping her ass from behind.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bobgorila wrote: »
    Do you think he yells "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" at point of orgasm?

    "DROPPING LOADS ON YA!"

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  • AlgertmanAlgertman Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    I don't understand why she just didn't say she has more confidence as She-Hulk. That explains... pretty much everything.

    Or they could just pose the question, who would people rather sleep with: Jen Waters, or She-Hulk?

    Answer: First one then the other!

    good answer

    I start with Jen and sodomize her violently, then make her go Shulkie and beat the hell out of me while we're going at it.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Okay, that was a bit much.

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Okay, that was a bit much.

    No kidding. I hope he doesn't own any house pets.

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  • AlgertmanAlgertman Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bad Karma wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Okay, that was a bit much.

    No kidding. I hope he doesn't own any house pets.


    I did but they all died

    guesse how

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Algertman wrote: »
    Bad Karma wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Okay, that was a bit much.

    No kidding. I hope he doesn't own any house pets.


    I did but they all died

    guesse how

    I didn't realize your avatar was supposed to be...erotic.

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  • AlgertmanAlgertman Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Algertman wrote: »
    Bad Karma wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Okay, that was a bit much.

    No kidding. I hope he doesn't own any house pets.


    I did but they all died

    guesse how

    I didn't realize your avatar was supposed to be...erotic.

    Yours is pretty hot aswell

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hey fuckheads this isn't SE++.

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  • AlgertmanAlgertman Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I thought it was 4Chan

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  • devoirdevoir Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Algertman wrote: »
    Bad Karma wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Okay, that was a bit much.

    No kidding. I hope he doesn't own any house pets.


    I did but they all died

    guesse how

    I'm reminded of the current arc of The Boys.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2007
    okay, beastiality talk stops right here

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    okay, beastiality talk stops right here

    Can we still talk about she-hulk?

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