NEW YORK (AP) -- A peacock that roamed into the parking lot of a Burger King in New York City was beaten by a man who insisted it was a vampire.
Animal control officials in Staten Island say the bird was beaten so fiercely that most of its tail feathers fell out and it had to be euthanized.
The seven-year-old male peacock wandered into the restaurant parking lot and perched on a car hood last week. Charmed employees had been feeding it bread when the man appeared.
A restaurant worker says the man grabbed the bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started stomping it. She says when he was asked what he was doing, he responded, "'I'm killing a vampire!"'
Employees called police, but the man ran when he saw them.
This made my day. New York is the best place ever.
There's a dude in the Atlanta subway system who's pretty crazy. You would hear him before you saw him. Some strange turkey language, shrieked at the top of his lungs. Then he would go down the escalator with a little notebook that he would shove in your face, pointing at it furiously while yelling at you.
I never got to see what was in his notebook, and to this day I wonder.
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At the Detroit zoo they just roam around. They're not in cages and fly over the fences whenever they want. Go there, put one in your pants, and walk out.
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At the Detroit zoo they just roam around. They're not in cages and fly over the fences whenever they want. Go there, put one in your pants, and walk out.
At the Detroit zoo they just roam around. They're not in cages and fly over the fences whenever they want. Go there, put one in your pants, and walk out.
At the Detroit zoo they just roam around. They're not in cages and fly over the fences whenever they want. Go there, put one in your pants, and walk out.
Just thinking, bird in the pants? Not comfy.
But the plumage offers excellent padding.
But the talons and the beak are stabbing you in the junk.
A restaurant worker says the man grabbed the bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started stomping it. She says when he was asked what he was doing, he responded, "'I'm killing a vampire!"'
Oh jesus, I cannot stop laughing. This has made my day.
At the Detroit zoo they just roam around. They're not in cages and fly over the fences whenever they want. Go there, put one in your pants, and walk out.
Just thinking, bird in the pants? Not comfy.
But the plumage offers excellent padding.
But the talons and the beak are stabbing you in the junk.
Scars heal. Peacocks live forever.
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At the Detroit zoo they just roam around. They're not in cages and fly over the fences whenever they want. Go there, put one in your pants, and walk out.
Just thinking, bird in the pants? Not comfy.
But the plumage offers excellent padding.
But the talons and the beak are stabbing you in the junk.
In the meantime, though, chicks think you have a huge dong.
At the Detroit zoo they just roam around. They're not in cages and fly over the fences whenever they want. Go there, put one in your pants, and walk out.
Just thinking, bird in the pants? Not comfy.
But the plumage offers excellent padding.
But the talons and the beak are stabbing you in the junk.
In the meantime, though, chicks think you have a huge dong.
And a pretty colorful treasure trail to boot.
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At the Detroit zoo they just roam around. They're not in cages and fly over the fences whenever they want. Go there, put one in your pants, and walk out.
Just thinking, bird in the pants? Not comfy.
But the plumage offers excellent padding.
But the talons and the beak are stabbing you in the junk.
In the meantime, though, chicks think you have a huge dong.
At the Detroit zoo they just roam around. They're not in cages and fly over the fences whenever they want. Go there, put one in your pants, and walk out.
Just thinking, bird in the pants? Not comfy.
But the plumage offers excellent padding.
But the talons and the beak are stabbing you in the junk.
In the meantime, though, chicks think you have a huge dong.
And a pretty colorful treasure trail to boot.
You can tell them you're 1/4 rainbow clown.
I could see a very select group of underage girls this would be a fantastic pickup line for.
At the Detroit zoo they just roam around. They're not in cages and fly over the fences whenever they want. Go there, put one in your pants, and walk out.
Just thinking, bird in the pants? Not comfy.
But the plumage offers excellent padding.
But the talons and the beak are stabbing you in the junk.
In the meantime, though, chicks think you have a huge dong.
One that bleeds constantly, because you're really being stabbed
Yeah, theres some wild peacocks here, and I've known people to keep them as pets. They don't really do a lot, except jump on cars and shit. God forbid you try to eat something outside, fucking peacocks.
The zoo here just lets them run all over the place. I don't recall it but, apparently I was bit by a peacock at some point, according to my mother.
Yeah, theres some wild peacocks here, and I've known people to keep them as pets. They don't really do a lot, except jump on cars and shit. God forbid you try to eat something outside, fucking peacocks.
The zoo here just lets them run all over the place. I don't recall it but, apparently I was bit by a peacock at some point, according to my mother.
I am slightly worried about a risk of vampirism.
peacocks are only susceptible to vampirism when you dont get them their shots on a regular basis. also, as a child, i was attacked by a peacock also...i am now a vampire.
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I never got to see what was in his notebook, and to this day I wonder.
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Which wouldnt matter because dinosaurs, humans, and vampires all lived at the same time.
Depends on your version of the story. I was going with World of Darkness.
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easily space for five peacocks
I agree
/shoots self.
Just thinking, bird in the pants? Not comfy.
But the plumage offers excellent padding.
But the talons and the beak are stabbing you in the junk.
Oh jesus, I cannot stop laughing. This has made my day.
Scars heal. Peacocks live forever.
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I hope you are referencing solipsistic vampire hunter.
In the meantime, though, chicks think you have a huge dong.
And a pretty colorful treasure trail to boot.
You can tell them you're 1/4 rainbow clown.
I could see a very select group of underage girls this would be a fantastic pickup line for.
One that bleeds constantly, because you're really being stabbed
I always wanted to go to one of those.
i also am pretty sure there are no wild peacocks where i live...but if there was *shakes fist*
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but nobody believes him or understands
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You don't want a peacock.
Especially not if their susceptible to vampirism.
I'm heading over as soon as I can with some wooden stakes and silver...just in case.
The zoo here just lets them run all over the place. I don't recall it but, apparently I was bit by a peacock at some point, according to my mother.
I am slightly worried about a risk of vampirism.
peacocks are only susceptible to vampirism when you dont get them their shots on a regular basis. also, as a child, i was attacked by a peacock also...i am now a vampire.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/TY5DML75RJ18