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Extreme Breakdancing

JordynJordyn Really, Commander?Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
I just got back from the emergency room after being there for goddamn ever because around 12:30, I had a fucking seizure, cracked my head open on the bathroom floor, bled everywhere, and now I've got 4 stitches in my head.

A tragic end to an otherwise enjoyable day.

So uh, you guys have any seizures lately?

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jordyn: Seizure With a Vengence

    However in all seriousness, hope you is ok.

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shit

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Stigma just remembered he had a seizure due monday morning.

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  • DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    have they ever suggested wearing one of those helmet type things like in GS

    i assume you'd refuse anyways

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  • GertBeefGertBeef Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Why did this thread make me laugh? D:

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  • AnimalplanetAnimalplanet Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    :^: to the thread title

    :v: to seizures

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  • omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I hope you are ok.

    Here are some <3's for you

    <3<3

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  • Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    720 seizure to headplant

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ouch

    Anything specific bring it on?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    We should find a piece of music that fits with the seizure so it just looks like a really bad dance.


    On the floor.


    With blood.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My seizures come in the form of hella deja vu

    I have deja vu all the fucking time, and it's pretty funny yet annoying at the same time

    tl;dr my brain likes to paradox itself

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    also I hope you are okay Jordyn xoxo

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    We should find a piece of music that fits with the seizure so it just looks like a really bad dance.


    On the floor.


    With blood.

    Yakety sax



    (I already feel bad about this post)

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    We should find a piece of music that fits with the seizure so it just looks like a really bad dance.


    On the floor.


    With blood.

    Yakety sax



    (I already feel bad about this post)


    Excellent work.

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  • GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    We should find a piece of music that fits with the seizure so it just looks like a really bad dance.


    On the floor.


    With blood.

    Yakety sax



    (I already feel bad about this post)

    I el oh elled

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Solid craftsmanship.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    If you had a montage of seizures you could use the Benny Hill music.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dudes, it is totally ok to make jokes. We made jokes the entire time we were in the ER.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    time to get

    cracking

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    If you had a montage of seizures you could use the Benny Hill music.

    (That's Yakety Sax)

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    man, Ive been here long enough to know its ok to make jokes, but I still gatta say somethin along the lines of "hope you feel better" or I feel like a giant dick.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    If you had a montage of seizures you could use the Benny Hill music.

    (That's Yakety Sax)

    Ah I see.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Specially since you gave me this awesome avatar.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Framling should really be on hand for when you're about to have seizures.

    He could hand you a mixer with some icecream and fruit and you could make some wicked milkshakes.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm glad I don't have grand mal seizures, and only have petite mal ones

    Also why is it that no one falls until they're in the bathroom

    There is something fishy about bathrooms, I say

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I hate the ER

    I waited for like, 4 hours to get a goddamn splint and a bottle of vicodin. Were it not for the fact that I was extremely drunk, it probably would have been intolerable.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Jordyn's seizures are the best.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Or you could work for Orangina.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Or you could work for Orangina.

    You sir, are a marketing genius.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fram was in the other room. I was about to brush my teeth and stuff when I got really dizzy, grabbed the sink and then woke up with Fram reassuring me that I was ok.

    I had some crazy memory loss this time. I couldn't remember that was married.

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  • DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    so if fram ever wanted out, he just has to wait for your next shiver and shake, and pretend he was only in the apartment to fix the cable?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I also couldn't remember where I lived.

    I'm fucking exhausted and really sore. As usual, I forgot to stretch beforehand.

    The only reason I'm not in bed already is that my hair was fucking soaked in blood and I had to take a shower. The drain looked like I was in the movie Psycho. And then I had to dry my hair too. Goddamn. Now I think I might head to bed, but I want to take a couple Aleve first.

    I just had Fram take a picture of my stitches, teehee.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I also couldn't remember where I lived.

    There is some contention about this, because I asked her if she knew where she was as she was coming out, and from the first time I asked, she was answering 'Seattle.'

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    fucking goddamn I just almost choked on an Aleve.

    I am batting a thousand tonight.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Electric Boogaloo.

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  • AnimalplanetAnimalplanet Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    It's a miracle that she's still alive.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    It's a miracle that she's still alive.

    She aint no amateur. Jordyn's got experience.

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  • METAzraeLMETAzraeL Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I love the thread title, and I'm happy that you made it through safe enough to laugh at yourself.

    Reminds me that I watched Tideland the other night D: At least you weren't about to have sex with an 8 year-old crackbaby. Don't watch that movie.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    It's a miracle that she's still alive.

    After all, she came in that thing.

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