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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    why is it that no one falls until they're in the bathroom

    There is something fishy about bathrooms, I say

    sounds like Nobel Prize material to me.

    TO THE LABORARTORY

    #pipe on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Conspiracy all up ins, yo.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    why is it that no one falls until they're in the bathroom

    There is something fishy about bathrooms, I say

    sounds like Nobel Prize material to me.

    TO THE LABORARTORY

    New COM-FEE bathroom suites.

    Foam toilets.

    Padded baths.

    Bendable sinks.

    Inflatable floors.

    Hurl yourself against surfaces and just bounce off, landing softly on our patented flooring. Enjoy the feel of mouldable toilet seats that conform to your buttock's every crevice.

    SporkAndrew on
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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    good one fram
    beat the shit out of her and convince her she had a seizure
    nice

    Starfuck on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    BREAKING NEWS

    The smell of toothpaste, when combined with seeing one's reflection has been proven to cause seizures.

    Who's responsible for this breakthrough in medical research?
    Some nameless idiots from the internet who declined our offers of an interview stating that "Faggotry was afoot and the culprits must be brought to justice"

    #pipe on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    holy christ i just watched the machinist

    also for bonus points, i was absurdly tired while i did so

    Knob on
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    why is it that no one falls until they're in the bathroom

    There is something fishy about bathrooms, I say

    sounds like Nobel Prize material to me.

    TO THE LABORARTORY

    personally i think the bathroom is just saving you from kitchen seizures.


    too many sharp and/or pointy objects up in there.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    you should toke up more

    Zoolander on
  • Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Zoolander wrote: »
    you should toke up more

    this do this

    Angry Weatherman on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    it will decrease seizures but increase reefer madness

    Knob on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    toke rhymes with smoke

    I JUST NOW realize this

    Raneados on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Just today I realized that Sally Forth (the print comic) is a pun on the phrase "sally forth".

    I then realized I was reading Sally Forth (the print comic) and killed myself

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I got stitches in my head before. I ran into a sharp metal edge while in Iraq. I shoulda said some insurgent hit me and then ran away so I could get a purple heart.

    Nothin' bleeds like a head wound.

    Glad you didn't die, Jordyn.

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  • DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I got head stitches when this gorilla bit me on the head during high school basketball

    wtf who bites people on the head

    Deusfaux on
  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    rane, i forgot that you had brain cancer

    how is that working out for you

    Seta 3000 on
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i have at least 4 head injuries from my days as a hyperactive youth
    at least i think it's 4, i can't really remember...

    Zoolander on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    When I was 7 or so, I was sledding down by backyard hill. The bottom of the hill turns into our nieghbor's backyard. I ran head first into their picnic table and had to get stitches. I can still feel the scar about an inch above my temple.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    rane, i forgot that you had brain cancer

    how is that working out for you

    remission

    Raneados on
  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    rane, i forgot that you had brain cancer

    how is that working out for you

    remission

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Re-Mission

    Seta 3000 on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    rane, i forgot that you had brain cancer

    how is that working out for you

    remission

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Re-Mission

    man what if you just keep losing over and over

    that's not very inspiring

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    jesus christ, jordyn

    um

    any chance I can take any sort of credit for this?

    fuckin lamb so delicious it made a bitch do the damn wiggledance like there's ants in her pants

    and also likely in her brain

    Rankenphile on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Had Jordyn remembered to wear her bathroom hat, it might have shielded her from the floor.

    LIFE LESSON

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    that's why I always put my helmet on before I take a dump

    can't never be too careful, these days

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
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    You should add me in on this with "spiders"

    I fell asleep on the bus this morning and I woke up to find that I had just flung my MP3 player while I was out.

    Weaver on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    hey, it's that kid in the helmet

    look at him

    heh heh

    Skull Man on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    weaver none of that made sense

    try again

    Raneados on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    poop helmet

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    weaver none of that made sense

    try again

    weaver has brain spiders

    which part of this don't you understand

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    weaver none of that made sense

    try again

    Fell asleep on bus

    While asleep, I tossed my mp3 player. Just chucked it.

    Woke up all confused.

    Weaver on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    1) spiders?

    2) haha dummy, did you toss it out the window or something?

    Raneados on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    nah it landed in an empty seat

    Weaver on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    DONT MAKE FUN OF MY POOP HELMET

    MY MOM SAYS I'M HANDSOME

    Rankenphile on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    so what's with the spiders?

    Raneados on
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Was Mary Hart on TV?

    mcp on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    DONT MAKE FUN OF MY POOP HELMET

    MY MOM SAYS I'M HANDSOME
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Oh shit.

    I didn't notice the av.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bad news: Your mom is lying to you, Rank.

    Good news: It's because she loves you.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Momma never lies.

    She's made of angel dust.

    Rankenphile on
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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Glad you're okay, Jordyn.

    Cogliostro on
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    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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