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And I just today got the whole story.
Awhile ago i made a thread about my pal that blew his face off, and the insane circumstances that caused it.
What i had heard was that this guy's crazy wife invited six dudes over to hold him down while they took turns boning his wife in front of him.
The real story is somewhat less and more crazy.
Dave is a hippy. He does rainbow gatherings and lots of drugs and alchohol and things of that nature. Dave's wife is also a crazy bitch who is prone to flipping the fuck out over nothing.
So what happened is one evening, two hippy dudes drop by Dave's house to crash. They all drink pretty heavily and probably do a heinous amount of recreational pharmeceuticals. Dave's wife gets ultra pissed about something minor and decides that she's going to go insane and end the relationship in style. She spins stories to the two dudes about how terrible dave is and convinces them to beat the unholy living shit out of him. She then fucks one of the dudes while the other holds dave down, then the dudes swap.
the house is out in the middle of nowhere, so they take his car keys, and his wife, and ride off into the sunset, leaving him beaten and stranded.
right after they light the house on fire.
so he gets his gun and puts it in his mouth, and by some miracle of luck only manages to take his face off.
he's back in town with his mom and his friends, and i'm going to drop in and see him this afternoon
Awhile ago i made a thread about my pal that blew his face off, and the insane circumstances that caused it.
What i had heard was that this guy's crazy wife invited six dudes over to hold him down while they took turns boning his wife in front of him.
The real story is somewhat less and more crazy.
Dave is a hippy. He does rainbow gatherings and lots of drugs and alchohol and things of that nature. Dave's wife is also a crazy bitch who is prone to flipping the fuck out over nothing.
So what happened is one evening, two hippy dudes drop by Dave's house to crash. They all drink pretty heavily and probably do a heinous amount of recreational pharmeceuticals. Dave's wife gets ultra pissed about something minor and decides that she's going to go insane and end the relationship in style. She spins stories to the two dudes about how terrible dave is and convinces them to beat the unholy living shit out of him. She then fucks one of the dudes while the other holds dave down, then the dudes swap.
the house is out in the middle of nowhere, so they take his car keys, and his wife, and ride off into the sunset, leaving him beaten and stranded.
right after they light the house on fire.
so he gets his gun and puts it in his mouth, and by some miracle of luck only manages to take his face off.
he's back in town with his mom and his friends, and i'm going to drop in and see him this afternoon
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Also, I asked about this a couple weeks ago.
The update is RIDICKULIS
What about the kid? Didn't they have a child or something?
Because that was awesome before.
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the kid is with the mother
everyone is very nervous about this
dave maintains that no matter how crazy she got, she was always a good mom
everyone who is not dave is a bit more skeptical
poonfarm.
I'd feel horrible for that little bastard.
Anyway, good luck with the seein' of your friend.
All I can think of is arseface, and man I hope its not that bad in real life, but hell, blownin' your face off ain't nothin' purdy no matter how you swing it.
Poonfarm.
it was part of the subject of an email I just received.
HOT TRANSEXUAL ANAL HOT SEX POONFARM
inside was just stock tips
what a strange world we live in, where stock tips have to disguise themselves as anal trannie porn.
They don't sound like very good hippies though. Couldn't they just like protest outside his house or something?
The story is still DAMN crazy, Knob.
This is absolutely beautiful
possibly more so?
yeah
i was getting the whole story and was somewhat relieved when i heard it was just two guys, as i had suspected the six dudes thing was an exaggeration due to the events passing between so many people before they got to me
and then i heard about the lighting the house on fire part and that was new and different
Thats probably the most eerie thing I have ever heard.
Bitch flipsout and fucks two guys in front of you.
But she's still a good mom so my son is safe.
I both salute and fear for this man.
hippies need to learn how to press charges more often
not that i've heard of
there wasn't anything about them tying him down or anything so i imagine he was able to get outside
honestly i didn't feel much like prying for details
I want them to go somewhere else. Its scary that people like that exist (no offense since he's your friend Knob).
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I was thinking more "Kill Bill"
Maybe a twist on Darkman.
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i haven't seen him yet, but my girlfriend dropped in on him yesterday
she says most of his lower jaw, and all of his upper jaw and nose are just gone
and she mentioned he can't see
so i don't know if that means his eyes are fucked or if they're straight gone
they've done a lot of reconstruction, and he has a bunch more reconstructive surgeries to go through over the next couple years
i guess he has a mask that he wears over the bad parts so he doesn't freak out kids way bad
Thank you sir.
I was debating this, but I figured I'd just stick with the same gender.
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It was seriously the icing on the fuck-this-dude's-life-up cake.
Good christ. Where did it all go down again? I can't remember what state/city you said he lived in.
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after he shot himself and the hospital finally got him into stable condition
his wife came to the hospital to yell at him because he had spent some of the money in the checking account to pay bills without telling her