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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Pata wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    you know

    for someone who supposedly hates furries

    whoever drew that sure focused a hell of a lot on drawing some titty

    How...what? Those two things are totally unrelated.

    I like women's breasts.

    I do not wish to dress up in fur and pretend to be a fox and fuck someone dressed up as a badger or whatever.

    There's no relationship between "furry" and "likes boobs."

    Yeah Rank what do those two things have in common.

    I'm saying that someone who spends that much time drawing carefully illustrated cartoon boobies on a space marine isn't that much better than someone who spends time drawing cartoon boobies on a animorph.


    yes they are.


    Almost every comic artist likes to draw a bangin' set of knockers every now and then, but few of them think they're supposed to go on animals.

    because that is stupid.

    bwanie on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah I understand what you're saying here, Rank, but I do think that furry is a step below.

    Defender on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Where the whole "exterminatus" thing originally from, anyway?

    TheySlashThem on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seriously, using the exact same pun for two comics in a row is just lazy.

    Javen on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Where the whole "exterminatus" thing originally from, anyway?

    40k

    it happens when an Inquisitur deems that there is "taint" on a planet

    at which point the planet is olbterated from orbit by the "purifying flames of the Emporor."

    PiptheFair on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Pata wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    you know

    for someone who supposedly hates furries

    whoever drew that sure focused a hell of a lot on drawing some titty

    How...what? Those two things are totally unrelated.

    I like women's breasts.

    I do not wish to dress up in fur and pretend to be a fox and fuck someone dressed up as a badger or whatever.

    There's no relationship between "furry" and "likes boobs."

    Yeah Rank what do those two things have in common.

    I'm saying that someone who spends that much time drawing carefully illustrated cartoon boobies on a space marine isn't that much better than someone who spends time drawing cartoon boobies on a animorph.

    Eh, spend enough time drawing, and you could knock out boobs like that in no time flat.

    No effort required.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Pata wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    you know

    for someone who supposedly hates furries

    whoever drew that sure focused a hell of a lot on drawing some titty

    How...what? Those two things are totally unrelated.

    I like women's breasts.

    I do not wish to dress up in fur and pretend to be a fox and fuck someone dressed up as a badger or whatever.

    There's no relationship between "furry" and "likes boobs."

    Yeah Rank what do those two things have in common.

    I'm saying that someone who spends that much time drawing carefully illustrated cartoon boobies on a space marine isn't that much better than someone who spends time drawing cartoon boobies on a animorph.

    Space Marines don't have boobs.
    I...

    I could prove you so wrong here.

    But I'd get banned for it.

    Der Waffle Mous on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I would like to know what part Grubby plays in this film.

    Jordyn on
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  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Quethal wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Quethal wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Guys don't get a kodiak arrest, ok
    OH GOD

    Because then you'll meet a grizzly end

    That was the polar opposite of what I was thinking.

    Hey, instead of arguing, let's go see what beer the pub has bruin.

    I could go for a good dark ale. So dark, in fact, that you could call it black.

    You don't have to panda to the audience, you guys. They'll still give you apaws.

    That's it, I'm declaring Messinerd the winner. Show's over, folks!

    I'm donating a free trip to Koala Lumpur
    yes i know a koala is a marsupial

    Weretaco on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    WHY wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Pata wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    you know

    for someone who supposedly hates furries

    whoever drew that sure focused a hell of a lot on drawing some titty

    How...what? Those two things are totally unrelated.

    I like women's breasts.

    I do not wish to dress up in fur and pretend to be a fox and fuck someone dressed up as a badger or whatever.

    There's no relationship between "furry" and "likes boobs."

    Yeah Rank what do those two things have in common.

    I'm saying that someone who spends that much time drawing carefully illustrated cartoon boobies on a space marine isn't that much better than someone who spends time drawing cartoon boobies on a animorph.

    Space Marines don't have boobs.
    I...

    I could prove you so wrong here.

    But I'd get banned for it.

    do NOT post what I think you're going to post

    PiptheFair on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    koalas are not bears, douche

    PiptheFair on
  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Weretaco wrote: »

    [.SPOILER]yes i know a koala is a marsupial [/SPOILER]

    hey look I knew that

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    THAT WAS A GODDAMN EDIT AND YOU KNOW IT

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  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    THAT WAS A GODDAMN EDIT AND YOU KNOW IT

    Nope

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    WHY wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Pata wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    you know

    for someone who supposedly hates furries

    whoever drew that sure focused a hell of a lot on drawing some titty

    How...what? Those two things are totally unrelated.

    I like women's breasts.

    I do not wish to dress up in fur and pretend to be a fox and fuck someone dressed up as a badger or whatever.

    There's no relationship between "furry" and "likes boobs."

    Yeah Rank what do those two things have in common.

    I'm saying that someone who spends that much time drawing carefully illustrated cartoon boobies on a space marine isn't that much better than someone who spends time drawing cartoon boobies on a animorph.

    Space Marines don't have boobs.
    I...

    I could prove you so wrong here.

    But I'd get banned for it.

    do NOT post what I think you're going to post
    Well, I was thinking of that creepy as hell Slaaneshi marine with the spider eyes, bare midriff, and the one armored cyber-boob from the Liber Chaotica.

    Der Waffle Mous on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    koalas are not bears, douche

    neither are pandas, and they got used

    TheySlashThem on
  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    koalas are not bears, douche

    neither are pandas, and they got used

    Yes they are
    Encarta wrote:
    Zoologists (scientists who study animals) classify eight species of bears: giant panda, spectacled bear, sun bear, sloth bear, Asiatic black bear, American black bear, brown bear, and polar bear

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Family: Ursidae

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    red pandas are marsupials and closely related to raccoons if that's what you're thinking

    PiptheFair on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I liked it.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm saying that someone who spends that much time drawing carefully illustrated cartoon boobies on a space marine isn't that much better than someone who spends time drawing cartoon boobies on a animorph.

    That's pretty retarded, Rank.

    I don't much like the pun, but I don't care. I'm sure Jerry and Mike just laughed at how stupid a Ruxpin movie would be and got caught up thinking of all the typically bad cliche shit it would have in it. Not my cup of tea, oh well.

    Joon on
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  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    KOOM!

    I agree that gravelly voice narration in boxes would've helped. But I don't write a web comic, so what the fuck do I know?

    Jester313 on
  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So Tom Cruise plays Ruxpin I hear.

    Newtron on
  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Newtron wrote: »
    So Tom Cruise plays Ruxpin I hear.

    No way.. only Steven Seagal could pull it off.

    Weretaco on
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  • StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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  • JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tycho, the reverse TFS

    Janin on
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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I approve of this comic, although narrative things probably would have improved it.

    :^:

    Blankspace on
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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm liking the Daniel Craig reveal refference.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    man I could go for a centurions movie a la transformers

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  • tybeettybeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Coldbrand wrote: »
    it'd be funnier if there was a narrative of some sort

    it would be funnier if the first two panels were actually jokes instead of just still frames from any damn movie

    third panel is a quality pun, but the first two do nothing to set it up

    I think what they're trying to point out is how these movies practically have a checklist of cliche scenes that they go through aimlessly. Half this shit seems ridiculously unrelated, yet in half of these awful fucking movies you'll find these scenes somehow sharing the same reel of "film".

    Or you're just giving them too much credit. It just seems pretty whimsical, glossy, and unfunny to me.

    tybeet on
  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Pata wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    you know

    for someone who supposedly hates furries

    whoever drew that sure focused a hell of a lot on drawing some titty

    How...what? Those two things are totally unrelated.

    I like women's breasts.

    I do not wish to dress up in fur and pretend to be a fox and fuck someone dressed up as a badger or whatever.

    There's no relationship between "furry" and "likes boobs."

    Yeah Rank what do those two things have in common.

    I'm saying that someone who spends that much time drawing carefully illustrated cartoon boobies on a space marine isn't that much better than someone who spends time drawing cartoon boobies on a animorph.

    Animorphs are either animal or human, they can't hold the transition form at all.

    agoaj on
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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    WHY wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Pata wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    you know

    for someone who supposedly hates furries

    whoever drew that sure focused a hell of a lot on drawing some titty

    How...what? Those two things are totally unrelated.

    I like women's breasts.

    I do not wish to dress up in fur and pretend to be a fox and fuck someone dressed up as a badger or whatever.

    There's no relationship between "furry" and "likes boobs."

    Yeah Rank what do those two things have in common.

    I'm saying that someone who spends that much time drawing carefully illustrated cartoon boobies on a space marine isn't that much better than someone who spends time drawing cartoon boobies on a animorph.

    Space Marines don't have boobs.
    I...

    I could prove you so wrong here.

    But I'd get banned for it.

    quick, Robin! to the PMmobile!

    fightinfilipino on
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  • JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    agoaj wrote: »
    Animorphs are either animal or human, they can't hold the transition form at all.

    Cassie can, at least for short periods of ti -- oh no what's wrong with me D:

    Janin on
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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    second panel is casino royale

    Or Tomorrow Never Dies, Or any Sean Connery Bond movie.

    Endomatic on
  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited July 2007

    I'm saying that someone who spends that much time drawing carefully illustrated cartoon boobies on a space marine isn't that much better than someone who spends time drawing cartoon boobies on a animorph.

    Yes because how dare a person draw the female figure.

    Pata on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Pata wrote: »

    I'm saying that someone who spends that much time drawing carefully illustrated cartoon boobies on a space marine isn't that much better than someone who spends time drawing cartoon boobies on a animorph.

    Yes because how dare a person draw the female figure.

    I'm not talking about drawing a female.

    I'm talking about the panel that was a gratuitous closeup of a carefully detailed cartoon titty

    jesus you guys take shit way too seriously

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    do not offend the drawn titties, for they have many fans.

    Ness445 on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Pata wrote: »

    I'm saying that someone who spends that much time drawing carefully illustrated cartoon boobies on a space marine isn't that much better than someone who spends time drawing cartoon boobies on a animorph.

    Yes because how dare a person draw the female figure.

    I'm not talking about drawing a female.

    I'm talking about the panel that was a gratuitous closeup of a carefully detailed cartoon titty

    jesus you guys take shit way too seriously

    FURRIES ARE A SYMPTOM OF A VERY SERIOUS SOCIAL PROBLEM, RANK. WE ALL KNOW THIS.

    Defender on
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    man, I learn new stuff from wiki all the time

    did you know that mammals, marsupials, and monotremes are almost completely identical with the exception of the reproductive system? I bet you didn't.

    Kazhiim on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Endomatic wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    second panel is casino royale

    Or Tomorrow Never Dies, Or any Sean Connery Bond movie.
    Dr. No, you fucking uneducated curs!

    That was the original emerging from the sea looking sexy shot.

    Damnit!

    Penguin Incarnate on
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