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[PHALLA]SP13 - How I learned to stop worrying and love the Dwarf Bomb (Traitor Win!)

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Defunker wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Some damning evidence I found about Gnasty:
    Gnasty feasted gloriously on the two corpses in the restroom. He had not had such a meal since leaving Kwyak on this mission almost two Seikis ago. After what seemed a long time, he looked up and realized his compatriots has departed. Oh well, more for him, thought Gnasty. He soon realized his mistake as someone entered the restroom and sounded an alarm. Gnasty quickly began converting back to his human state, but by the time he made his way to the exit, it was too late. The crowd grabbed him and hauled him up to the airlock on the next deck. The crowd cheered as they ejected the startled, but full, alien out into space. Slowly, Gnasty began to revert and change as the vacuum stripped away his human biological traits.

    How interesting your ploy is, traitor! What do I mean, you say?! Well let us just take a quick peep at the tallyed votes, shall we?

    Plutonium- 7 (DevoutlyApathetic, Buzz Buzz, cj iwakura, Gnasty, Kin33, Bliss 101, robothero)
    Gnasty- 6 (Shamus, Bremen, Papillon, Skulk, Plutonium, B:L)
    ...
    Drez-2 (frandelgearslip, jdarksun)
    frandelgearslip-1 (Drez)
    Zerinan-1 (Hylianbunny)
    Hylianbunny-1 (Zerinan)
    Kin33-1 (spaik)
    jdarksun-1 (PsychoLarry1)
    visiblehowl-1 (tofu)

    Your trying to drum up more support against the one person only one vote behind the person in first? Surely you know, that if they were to tie, that they would both be executed at the end of this first night.

    This is quite obviously a traitor's tactic to wipe out as many of us research assistants as he can; two birds with one stone you might say.

    !Retract my vote for Zerinan.

    !Vote to get Drez airlock'd

    So how should I prove I was just teasing? Vote for Plutonium? Because I'm fine with that too.

    Drez on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    I !vote for FunkyWaltDogg ummm I mean DevoutlyApathetic

    Just cause I can.

    An obvious ploy to hide the truth! Your actions aren't fooling anybody.

    Let's make up and agree on voting for DevoutlyApathetic, alright?

    Vote for DA you say? I surely agree.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    I !vote for FunkyWaltDogg ummm I mean DevoutlyApathetic

    Just cause I can.

    An obvious ploy to hide the truth! Your actions aren't fooling anybody.

    Let's make up and agree on voting for DevoutlyApathetic, alright?

    Vote for DA you say? I surely agree.

    Oh, base manipulation! Clearly the methods of the monkeys!

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    I !vote for FunkyWaltDogg ummm I mean DevoutlyApathetic

    Just cause I can.

    An obvious ploy to hide the truth! Your actions aren't fooling anybody.

    Let's make up and agree on voting for DevoutlyApathetic, alright?

    Vote for DA you say? I surely agree.

    Oh, base manipulation! Clearly the methods of the monkeys!

    I see no monkies, though your avatar does seem kinda apeish.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Are they... Psi monkeys?
    silence the discord

    cj iwakura on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    I !vote for FunkyWaltDogg ummm I mean DevoutlyApathetic

    Just cause I can.

    An obvious ploy to hide the truth! Your actions aren't fooling anybody.

    Let's make up and agree on voting for DevoutlyApathetic, alright?

    Vote for DA you say? I surely agree.

    Oh, base manipulation! Clearly the methods of the monkeys!

    I see no monkies, though your avatar does seem kinda apeish.

    He is french.....he could be a cheese eating surrender monkey.

    Oh no, I've been tricked! What are the chances?

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Stop arguing about monkeys, meatbags.

    I just had a wicked idea for a System Shock Phalla...

    Drez on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Stop arguing about monkeys, meatbags.

    I just had a wicked idea for a System Shock Phalla...

    Talking about other phallas in a current phalla game thread? Treason!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    SkulkSkulk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Stop arguing about monkeys, meatbags.

    I just had a wicked idea for a System Shock Phalla...

    Drez seems desperate to distract us from the growing monkey threat!

    Skulk on
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    We ended up not going. :(

    I'll !vote for Plutonium.

    DarkPrimus on
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    I !vote for FunkyWaltDogg ummm I mean DevoutlyApathetic

    Just cause I can.

    An obvious ploy to hide the truth! Your actions aren't fooling anybody.

    Let's make up and agree on voting for DevoutlyApathetic, alright?

    Vote for DA you say? I surely agree.

    Oh, base manipulation! Clearly the methods of the monkeys!

    I see no monkies, though your avatar does seem kinda apeish.

    He is french.....he could be a cheese eating surrender monkey.

    Oh no, I've been tricked! What are the chances?

    Destroy him, before he taunts us a second time!

    cj iwakura on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Anyone here play the stocks back on Earth?

    Drez on
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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Defunker wrote: »
    Eesh, what a heap. Now quick, someone point me to the mini-bar.

    Oh, and !vote Zerinan. Ninjas; can't trust em.

    YOU WILL DIE!

    Oh wait, you aren't voting for me anymore. But I will still kill you, don't worry.

    Zerinan on
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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Let's see, Plutonium is at a >50% record of being evil, People seem to love Gnasty, but with red votes this time and Zerinan stated he wanted to set the station on fire, but only partially.

    I hate bandwagons, and fire, especially on a space station.

    Airlock + Zerinan = hilarity plus increased safety.

    Ardor on
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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There is nothing wrong with fire, at least I don't think there is. It's fun blowing things up. You know you agree with me!

    Zerinan on
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There's nothing wrong with a controlled fire.

    I don't believe in such a thing as a controllable fire on a space station.

    DarkPrimus on
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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zerinan wrote: »
    There is nothing wrong with fire, at least I don't think there is. It's fun blowing things up. You know you agree with me!

    Don't worry Zerinan, we all know you are weak against day 2, so your time of reckoning will come.

    Ardor on
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    spaikspaik Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !retract kin33
    !vote gnasty

    2 for 1 special prz

    spaik on
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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Zerinan wrote: »
    There is nothing wrong with fire, at least I don't think there is. It's fun blowing things up. You know you agree with me!

    Don't worry Zerinan, we all know you are weak against day 2, so your time of reckoning will come.

    I think I upset Day 2 somehow, and now it's out to get me. Someday, I will destroy Day 2! You hear me Day 2? YOU ARE GOING DOWN! Oh, Ardor, I guess I can kill you as well.

    Edit: Quick question, what does 11:00 PM EDT translate to Mountain time?

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It goes Eastern, Central, Mountain, Pacific, right?

    So it would be 9 PM mountain time.

    DarkPrimus on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zerinan wrote: »
    Edit: Quick question, what does 11:00 PM EDT translate to Mountain time?

    Oh, that'd be the time the vote closes.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nobody answered me about the stocks thing.

    Drez on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Nobody answered me about the stocks thing.

    I think you should explore the options they offer you.
    stocks.jpg

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I just got this PM.
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Hey Shamus,

    I'm a traitor! Don't tell anyone.

    Shamus on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Valuable evidence Shamus.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Valuable evidence Shamus.

    I thought so too. That's why I decided to share it.

    Shamus on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Nobody answered me about the stocks thing.

    I think you should explore the options they offer you.
    stocks.jpg

    I'm just trying to find out if we have any TRADERS in our midst.

    Drez on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    I just got this PM.
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Hey Shamus,

    I'm a traitor! Don't tell anyone.

    I think that makes you a traitor. To a traitor. Either way, you're a traitor. Are you going for a traitor trifecta with this game?

    Drez on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Nobody answered me about the stocks thing.

    I think you should explore the options they offer you.
    stocks.jpg

    I'm just trying to find out if we have any TRADERS in our midst.

    Woa, woa, woa. I went and dug out a fucking image so you could make that joke? I hate that joke, I've heard it way too often. I'm totally bandwagoning you day 2, just for that.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    SkulkSkulk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Nobody answered me about the stocks thing.

    I think you should explore the options they offer you.
    stocks.jpg

    I'm just trying to find out if we have any TRADERS in our midst.

    Woa, woa, woa. I went and dug out a fucking image so you could make that joke? I hate that joke, I've heard it way too often. I'm totally bandwagoning you day 2, just for that.

    I'd agrree with this if day 2 wasn't all Zerinan's.

    Skulk on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Nobody answered me about the stocks thing.

    I think you should explore the options they offer you.
    stocks.jpg

    I'm just trying to find out if we have any TRADERS in our midst.

    Woa, woa, woa. I went and dug out a fucking image so you could make that joke? I hate that joke, I've heard it way too often. I'm totally bandwagoning you day 2, just for that.

    I didn't ask you to GIS for a stock or a pillory. You were supposed to say "not me," or "yeah, me" so I could give the punchline. You took it too far.

    For that, I will be bandwagoning you on day five.

    Also, kids, remember: "The traitor of your traitor is your friend. And/or a traitor."

    Drez on
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    ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    I just got this PM.
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Hey Shamus,

    I'm a traitor! Don't tell anyone.

    I think that makes you a traitor. To a traitor. Either way, you're a traitor. Are you going for a traitor trifecta with this game?

    You seem to know a lot about traitors. Have you been traitoring lately?

    Shamus on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    I didn't ask you to GIS for a stock or a pillory. You were supposed to say "not me," or "yeah, me" so I could give the punchline. You took it too far.

    For that, I will be bandwagoning you on day five.

    Also, kids, remember: "The traitor of your traitor is your friend. And/or a traitor."
    Like you're living to day 5.....pah.

    I'm sorry I bring the quality. It's my curse to bare.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Skulk wrote: »
    I'd agrree with this if day 2 wasn't all Zerinan's.

    Even the new guys have it out for me on the second day! DAMN YOU DAY 2! I think you are new, hold on. *Goes off to the Lab for a while* Here, have this untampered oxygen tank. I'm sure it will save your life, you should test it now to make sure it works though.

    Zerinan on
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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I !vote for Plutonium

    When is he NOT evil.

    I think we should vote based on Halley's Comet. I have just boughten brand new pair of white sneakers and brought a whole lot of kool-aid. It will be fun.

    precisionk on
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2007
    ill bring the rat poison!

    Unknown User on
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    SkulkSkulk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zerinan wrote: »
    Skulk wrote: »
    I'd agrree with this if day 2 wasn't all Zerinan's.

    Even the new guys have it out for me on the second day! DAMN YOU DAY 2! I think you are new, hold on. *Goes off to the Lab for a while* Here, have this untampered oxygen tank. I'm sure it will save your life, you should test it now to make sure it works though.

    I see no reason not to trust this generous offer.

    Just so i'm sure, voting ends in about an hour, right?

    Skulk on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm not really down with the Plutonium bandwagon. I don't want to be a day one naysayer or nuthin' but I think it's slightly less than absolutely cool to vote people out based on a prior streak of getting bad guy roles. I mean, he is just as likely to be bad as anyone else - past games are meaningless. I know we have to vote someone out on day one and there's really nothing to go on yet, but I'm going to wait. My revenge vote on frandelgearslip can stay for now...with a whole lotta hours left there's a good chance someone will slip up.

    Or I might just vote for Plutonium too. I mean hell...when HASN'T that guy been bad?

    Drez on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Skulk wrote: »
    Zerinan wrote: »
    Skulk wrote: »
    I'd agrree with this if day 2 wasn't all Zerinan's.

    Even the new guys have it out for me on the second day! DAMN YOU DAY 2! I think you are new, hold on. *Goes off to the Lab for a while* Here, have this untampered oxygen tank. I'm sure it will save your life, you should test it now to make sure it works though.

    I see no reason not to trust this generous offer.

    Just so i'm sure, voting ends in about an hour, right?

    Sure, if this were Sunday. Didn't FWD said it would close on Sunday?

    Drez on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think people keep missing this:
    The first vote closes Sunday night at 11:00 PM EDT.

    Drez on
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