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I Like My Wimmins Like I Like My Casinos...

CriticalCritical Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
...liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

With the WSOP in full swing, I figured it's time for a "Hi, I'm a douchebag who plays online poker for fake money" thread.

If possible, I'd like to start a SE++ poker room on one of the 5000 sites that offer such a service.

I myself play on PokerStars, FullTilt, Absolute Poker, and Bodog as Hellbound82. (Yes, I have numbers. Bite me.)

Who wants in?

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'll do it.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Suck on one of my two dicks. With any luck, it'll be the one with bad AIDS.

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  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The other just has mediocre AIDS

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Suck on one of my two dicks. With any luck, it'll be the one with bad AIDS.

    50/50 chance? I like those odds.

    Why the fake internet hostility, out of curiosity?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Suck on one of my two dicks. With any luck, it'll be the one with bad AIDS.

    50/50 chance? I like those odds.

    Why the fake internet hostility, out of curiosity?

    Oh, no real reason, just putting some replies in your thread, you know, bump it up a little, attract attention, whatever.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    No Defender's other dick has celebrity AIDS.

    The one that won't kill you but will get charities named after you.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Suck on one of my two dicks. With any luck, it'll be the one with bad AIDS.

    50/50 chance? I like those odds.

    Why the fake internet hostility, out of curiosity?

    Oh, no real reason, just putting some replies in your thread, you know, bump it up a little, attract attention, whatever.

    Dear Defender,

    I think I have a forum crush on you. Do you like me?

    [ ] Yes
    [ ] No

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    i really hate this thread title fyi

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Suck on one of my two dicks. With any luck, it'll be the one with bad AIDS.

    50/50 chance? I like those odds.

    Why the fake internet hostility, out of curiosity?

    Oh, no real reason, just putting some replies in your thread, you know, bump it up a little, attract attention, whatever.

    Dear Defender,

    I think I have a forum crush on you. Do you like me?

    [X ] Yes
    [ ] No

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i really hate this thread title fyi

    It is shit, but my mind is fucked for the weekend. Trying to think of something to replace it.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i should start playing online

    what's the best free service?

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i should start playing online

    what's the best free service?

    Most people prefer PokerStars.net. Easy to navigate and there's always games running. I need to check to see if it offer private tables like FullTilt does. I'll do that after I finish the tournament I'm currently in.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i'm more of a Pot Limit Omaha player then a No Limit Hold'em player.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ok, it looks like AbsolutePoker.net is the only service that offers private tables, so we'll probably set up there. If anyone is actually interested in playing (tonight or whenever), download the software from the site and PM me your name. I'll stick names in the OP and if we get 9 people I'll create a table.

    Edit: Let me know what type of game you prefer as well.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Omaha would be cool but pot limit is pretty homosexual

    How about a Razz tourny?

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have never played Razz. Ever.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I thought it was a lead-up to an Indian joke.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Its the best game for hating yourself ever!

    Think seven card stud but the worst hand wins.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah, I'm pretty sick of Hold'em

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah, I'm pretty sick of Hold'em

    I got sick of it for a while, and now I'm back into it.

    I'm actually not bad. I have a win in a 5000 person tournament on PokerStars. I'm about a 30% shot to win a 45 man tournament, and I'm placed 3rd in the 90 person tournament I'm playing in now with 7 people left. Not bad at Omaha, anything Hi/Lo is a death sentence.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    covered in bees

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I play at Full Tilt

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Are all these through the browser and OS X compatible or do I have to switch to XP and install their viruses to be compatible?

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Where are we all going, I want in

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    FTP is OS X compatible

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ok, it looks like AbsolutePoker.net is the only service that offers private tables, so we'll probably set up there. If anyone is actually interested in playing (tonight or whenever), download the software from the site and PM me your name. I'll stick names in the OP and if we get 9 people I'll create a table.

    Edit: Let me know what type of game you prefer as well.

    t FirstComrad: Windows only I'm afraid. And you have to download their software

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    FTP is OS X compatible

    As far as I could see you can't set up a private custom table on FTP. Which means we'd have to try and jump inot a public game, which sucks ass.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I want to play.

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  • Ramen NoodleRamen Noodle whoa, god has a picture of me! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I would be down for some internet poker.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ok guys, PM me your names and such once you get the software set up. I'm going to have to pack it in for the night (fucking work), but I'll probably get a table set up tomorrow.

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  • Jolly-ollyJolly-olly Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Razz can be so frusterating. like watching a wheel draw get bricked 3 streets in a row and watch the guy with the 9 up take the pot down.

    not for the feint of heart.

    omaha is probably the most fun with friends because you dont really have to justify how you play(unless youre actually playing for decent money). although counting outs can be a serious bitch. its great for just throwing chips around, and you arent all in preflop every time cause its pot limit or just straight limit if you prefer. hi lo makes it even more controlled if you teach the basic strategy to the people playing.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    If you are all-in preflop all the time playing no limit you are playing it wrong.

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  • Jolly-ollyJolly-olly Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well, im assuming these people are playing play money, and thus more often then not that happens.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I Like My Wimmins Like I Like My Casinos...

    No cover fee after ten and based on an indian reservation?

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  • omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am in..I wont be able to play tonite unless my insomnia kicks in tonite..I am downloading and registering right now

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  • YehoshuaYehoshua Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I Like My Wimmins Like I Like My Casinos...

    No cover fee after ten and based on an indian reservation?

    Five cent slots

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