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[Phalla]Democratic File System: And The Winner Is...

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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    > Cd C:\Phalla\Temp\
    > rm Devoutlyapathetic.exe

    Plutonium on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    There's a lot of free space. We can still get like 80 more players.

    more like 800

    or 8000000 if they're all cheez

    I can repeat everything I say 8000000 times, if that helps.

    cheez on
  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Clarifications
    • Four. Unless your role PM says you are a Virus, your objective is to delete the 12 malware files.
    • Five. Everybody has a public runtime, including Virii.

    thorgot on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Clarification request:

    "DFS: Known Public Runtimes" - Are there only one of each? Or multiple?

    neville on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    cheez wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    There's a lot of free space. We can still get like 80 more players.

    more like 800

    or 8000000 if they're all cheez

    I can repeat everything I say 8000000 times, if that helps.

    it can't hurt

    the wook on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    > Cd C:\Phalla\Temp\
    > Dele Devoutlyapathetic.exe

    Plutonium is obviously trying to hack into the Phalla mainframe with the latest version of Crapnix which has the very ugly four-letter "Dele" command.

    Drez on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Plutonium wrote: »
    > Cd C:\Phalla\Temp\
    > rm Devoutlyapathetic.exe

    Plutonium is obviously trying to hack into the Phalla mainframe with the latest version of Crapnix which has the very ugly four-letter "Dele" command.

    Fine, I fixed it.

    Plutonium on
  • ThreelemmingsThreelemmings Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Plutonium wrote: »
    > Cd C:\Phalla\Temp\
    > Dele Devoutlyapathetic.exe

    Plutonium is obviously trying to hack into the Phalla mainframe with the latest version of Crapnix which has the very ugly four-letter "Dele" command.

    Speaking of ugly, !Drez is a four letter word, too.

    I'll be the first to out myself: I'm a word processor :winky:

    Threelemmings on
  • DefunkerDefunker Registered User
    edited July 2007
    cheez wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    There's a lot of free space. We can still get like 80 more players.

    more like 800

    or 8000000 if they're all cheez

    I can repeat everything I say 8000000 times, if that helps.

    Oh, it'll help.

    With you getting voted off first, virus.

    Defunker on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Clarifications
    • Six. There are some public runtimes not listed in the OP. Some public runtimes are run by multiple files.

    thorgot on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    dir/w

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    C:\Phalla\temp> vote "Lady Eri", "Rygar", "Squashua"

    Searching...

    ERROR: FILE "LADY ERI" NOT FOUND
    ERROR: FILE "RYGAR" NOT FOUND

    Voting...

    !delete Squashua.exe

    visiblehowl on
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    I die evry tiem in Sekiro on Twitch
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Let the chaos ensue!

    (this should be a fun game)

    Target: robothero

    Grundlterror on
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  • SkulkSkulk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm going to throw my first vote on Grundlterror.

    Skulk on
  • FembotFembot Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Drez, you bastard :P

    target: neville

    Fembot on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    target: DevoutlyApathetic
    and go us for winning the other phalla

    neville on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fembot: We just won the other Phalla. Yay, Neville! :)

    Also, target: Skulk.

    Drez on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    target precisionk

    You're not Alexander, or Tuxedo Mask for that matter.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • LignisseLignisse Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Okay. Hmm. !vote precisionk. Precisionk is whatever the opposite of "trusted computing" is

    And !target DevoutlyApathetic. If you know what I mean.

    Lignisse on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The thing with precisionk is that he's usually full of illegal operations and procedures in these games. He's ALWAYS malware. But the kind you like to keep around anyway...like, I dunno, the little, naked, dancing stripper in the lower right corner of your desktop. You just KNOW she's embedding browser helper objects all over your registry, but you don't really care. Because she's a naked, dancing stripper.

    Drez on
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    target precisionk

    You're not Alexander, or Tuxedo Mask for that matter.

    Why hello.

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    The thing with precisionk is that he's usually full of illegal operations and procedures in these games. He's ALWAYS malware. But the kind you like to keep around anyway...like, I dunno, the little, naked, dancing stripper in the lower right corner of your desktop. You just KNOW she's embedding browser helper objects all over your registry, but you don't really care. Because she's a naked, dancing stripper.
    Precisionk played incredibly terribly in Squashua's mini-phalla. We're almost always better off without him.

    However, it is pretty obvious when he's evil, because when he is he acts sane.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    The thing with precisionk is that he's usually full of illegal operations and procedures in these games. He's ALWAYS malware. But the kind you like to keep around anyway...like, I dunno, the little, naked, dancing stripper in the lower right corner of your desktop. You just KNOW she's embedding browser helper objects all over your registry, but you don't really care. Because she's a naked, dancing stripper.
    Precisionk played incredibly terribly in Squashua's mini-phalla. We're almost always better off without him.

    However, it is pretty obvious when he's evil, because when he is he acts sane.

    Were you even watching my game at all?

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    The thing with precisionk is that he's usually full of illegal operations and procedures in these games. He's ALWAYS malware. But the kind you like to keep around anyway...like, I dunno, the little, naked, dancing stripper in the lower right corner of your desktop. You just KNOW she's embedding browser helper objects all over your registry, but you don't really care. Because she's a naked, dancing stripper.
    Precisionk played incredibly terribly in Squashua's mini-phalla. We're almost always better off without him.

    However, it is pretty obvious when he's evil, because when he is he acts sane.

    Eh. He didn't act very sane in the last one. I think this is only my third Phalla from him so far, though, so I dunno.

    edit: beat'd

    Drez on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    The thing with precisionk is that he's usually full of illegal operations and procedures in these games. He's ALWAYS malware. But the kind you like to keep around anyway...like, I dunno, the little, naked, dancing stripper in the lower right corner of your desktop. You just KNOW she's embedding browser helper objects all over your registry, but you don't really care. Because she's a naked, dancing stripper.
    Precisionk played incredibly terribly in Squashua's mini-phalla. We're almost always better off without him.

    However, it is pretty obvious when he's evil, because when he is he acts sane.

    Were you even watching my game at all?
    Precisionk wasn't being himself in your Phalla, at least not in the beginning. I thought he was acting too sane, at least. And I still don't understand how the traitors pulled off getting papillon killed over him.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • ThreelemmingsThreelemmings Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    The thing with precisionk is that he's usually full of illegal operations and procedures in these games. He's ALWAYS malware. But the kind you like to keep around anyway...like, I dunno, the little, naked, dancing stripper in the lower right corner of your desktop. You just KNOW she's embedding browser helper objects all over your registry, but you don't really care. Because she's a naked, dancing stripper.
    Precisionk played incredibly terribly in Squashua's mini-phalla. We're almost always better off without him.

    However, it is pretty obvious when he's evil, because when he is he acts sane.

    Were you even watching my game at all?
    Precisionk wasn't being himself in your Phalla, at least not in the beginning. I thought he was acting too sane, at least. And I still don't understand how the traitors pulled off getting papillon killed over him.

    It was an effort of love.

    EDIT: Also, he didn't help himself with the PMs. I had been in contact with him, and if he had run it by me first even as a traitor I would've advised against it. You don't toss ammo like that into the hands of those attacking you, and definitely not through PM.

    Threelemmings on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm having computer problems again sadly. So activity may be sparse until I get my laptop running again.

    I see I'm quite popular, that's rather nice. So many love green copies of my name. I suppose they're better than red ones. Those are all guardianships, right?

    Anyways, back to bitching at Dell mines.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Let's see...

    vote: Vic
    target: Threelemmings

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm having computer problems again sadly. So activity may be sparse until I get my laptop running again.

    I see I'm quite popular, that's rather nice. So many love green copies of my name. I suppose they're better than red ones. Those are all guardianships, right?

    Anyways, back to bitching at Dell mines.

    more like everybody ensuring you go down if they do

    the wook on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I !target B:L
    it's out of love, baby

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    EDIT: Also, he didn't help himself with the PMs. I had been in contact with him, and if he had run it by me first even as a traitor I would've advised against it. You don't toss ammo like that into the hands of those attacking you, and definitely not through PM.
    Hey, if I was a traitor, I would've nixed your PM to Tux, but who knew that turned out so well for you guys? :lol:

    "Hi, uhh...I'm the seer. And I can tell you're a good guy!"

    "Oh ok I'm a mason here's the names of my two other buddies!"

    It was amazing. :P

    B:L on
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  • DamnedLibrarianDamnedLibrarian Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Too much talking and not enough purging.

    target: precisionk

    DamnedLibrarian on
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I already explained why that decision was made--it didn't matter if he was truthful or not.

    You, on the other hand...

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • ThreelemmingsThreelemmings Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    EDIT: Also, he didn't help himself with the PMs. I had been in contact with him, and if he had run it by me first even as a traitor I would've advised against it. You don't toss ammo like that into the hands of those attacking you, and definitely not through PM.
    Hey, if I was a traitor, I would've nixed your PM to Tux, but who knew that turned out so well for you guys? :lol:

    "Hi, uhh...I'm the seer. And I can tell you're a good guy!"

    "Oh ok I'm a mason here's the names of my two other buddies!"

    It was amazing. :P

    Well, he didn't have to exactly trust me. I didn't know at the time they'd all blow up together, so we weren't going to touch them for a few days, hopefully giving them time to actually trust me. Unfortunately, they died, so even with all that work it was mostly for nothing. The only time me making up roles actually helped was getting Senior Fish to kill Malory.

    Threelemmings on
  • SkulkSkulk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Heres the first vote count.
    Shamus-3 (Gnasty, Senior Fish, Grundlterror)
    grundlterror-3 (B:L, Defunker, Skulk)
    Cheez-2 (frandelgearslip, tofu)
    Fembot-1 (Drez)
    DevoutlyApathetic-1 (Plutonium)
    Drez-1 (Threelemmings)
    Squashua-1 (visiblehowl)
    neville-1 (the wook)
    precisionk-1 (Lignisse)
    Vic-1 (FunkyWaltDogg)

    Skulk on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I !vote Lignisse
    Leave the Emperor file alone!

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Leave the Emperor file alone!
    Hmm, pk hasn't done anything yet?

    I'm terrified. D:

    B:L on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    del B:L

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Clarification
    • Seven. Every single file has a public runtime. Targets for this power are publically chosen in this thread, but most of the results will not be public.

    thorgot on
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  • ThreelemmingsThreelemmings Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    target: Funkywaltdog

    Hum dee dumm..:whistle:

    Threelemmings on
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