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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I was thinking about joining the National Guard, but I really really don't want to go fight in Iraq. It's not that I am scared of getting shot at or that I can't take orders or any thing, it's just that I don't believe in what we are doing over there. If we were fighting a war that I had faith in I would not hesitate to go over there.

    Plus I have Asthma.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    man I always fucking tell everyone this

    fox hound always goes rogue and becomes the bad guys

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So the fuck what

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Just don't join the goddamn Seabees. I have absolutely nothing good to say about them. 50 years of tradition, unimpeded by progress.

    Haha, yeah, I don't think I would want to do that.

    Just about the only thing keeping me from signing up for the Navy or Army right now is the time commitment, I don't really want to give up these "best years of my life"

    the years that I am not doing anything with right now

    hurght

    Dude, don't join the military until you're 21. It really sucks to see all your friends go out and get wasted and pick up chicks while you fuck around in your barracks room all weekend. As far as I'm concerned, ages 18-21 are the exact years where young men should do nothing but whatever the fuck they please.

    I just turned 21 in June.

    I think I can wait a bit longer to go in, probably :P

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Just don't join the goddamn Seabees. I have absolutely nothing good to say about them. 50 years of tradition, unimpeded by progress.

    Haha, yeah, I don't think I would want to do that.

    Just about the only thing keeping me from signing up for the Navy or Army right now is the time commitment, I don't really want to give up these "best years of my life"

    the years that I am not doing anything with right now

    hurght

    Dude, don't join the military until you're 21. It really sucks to see all your friends go out and get wasted and pick up chicks while you fuck around in your barracks room all weekend. As far as I'm concerned, ages 18-21 are the exact years where young men should do nothing but whatever the fuck they please.

    I just turned 21 in June.

    I think I can wait a bit longer to go in, probably :P

    You wait as long as you feel like. Iraq will still be there in a year or two.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    I was thinking about joining the National Guard, but I really really don't want to go fight in Iraq. It's not that I am scared of getting shot at or that I can't take orders or any thing, it's just that I don't believe in what we are doing over there. If we were fighting a war that I had faith in I would not hesitate to go over there.

    Plus I have Asthma.

    Yeah, I have asthma too... and shitty eyesight.

    Man, fuck my body.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So the fuck what

    so snake is going to come and mess your shit up

    mr little angry guy

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I used to have shitty eyesight and asthma

    I got better

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    I was thinking about joining the National Guard, but I really really don't want to go fight in Iraq. It's not that I am scared of getting shot at or that I can't take orders or any thing, it's just that I don't believe in what we are doing over there. If we were fighting a war that I had faith in I would not hesitate to go over there.

    Plus I have Asthma.

    Yeah, I have asthma too... and shitty eyesight.

    Man, fuck my body.
    Hows Bleeding Death going?

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ha ha.

    Awesome.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I used to have shitty eyesight and asthma

    I got better



    I didn't :(

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    I was thinking about joining the National Guard, but I really really don't want to go fight in Iraq. It's not that I am scared of getting shot at or that I can't take orders or any thing, it's just that I don't believe in what we are doing over there. If we were fighting a war that I had faith in I would not hesitate to go over there.

    Plus I have Asthma.

    Yeah, I have asthma too... and shitty eyesight.

    Man, fuck my body.
    Hows Bleeding Death going?
    Bleeding to Death? Dunno, I've been out of town. Still haven't even met any but one of the band members. So far I've only really agreed to be in the band.

    The member i know likes ICP.

    /wrists

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    I was thinking about joining the National Guard, but I really really don't want to go fight in Iraq. It's not that I am scared of getting shot at or that I can't take orders or any thing, it's just that I don't believe in what we are doing over there. If we were fighting a war that I had faith in I would not hesitate to go over there.

    Plus I have Asthma.

    Yeah, I have asthma too... and shitty eyesight.

    Man, fuck my body.

    Eyesight doesn't matter for most jobs as long as it's correctable to 20/20. Asthma is the end though. If you tell them you have asthma, you're probably not getting into the military.

    If it's not real bad, you can hide it. But you're not going to get treatment for it while you're in.

    Also most jobs worth doing in the Army/Navy you're going to incur a 4-6 year enlistment, because of the length of the schools that you'd be attending. I had a 6 year initial enlistment, and I spent 2 years in schools and training before I ever got to a ship.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Just don't join the goddamn Seabees. I have absolutely nothing good to say about them. 50 years of tradition, unimpeded by progress.

    Haha, yeah, I don't think I would want to do that.

    Just about the only thing keeping me from signing up for the Navy or Army right now is the time commitment, I don't really want to give up these "best years of my life"

    the years that I am not doing anything with right now

    hurght

    Dude, don't join the military until you're 21. It really sucks to see all your friends go out and get wasted and pick up chicks while you fuck around in your barracks room all weekend. As far as I'm concerned, ages 18-21 are the exact years where young men should do nothing but whatever the fuck they please.

    I just turned 21 in June.

    I think I can wait a bit longer to go in, probably :P

    You wait as long as you feel like. Iraq will still be there in a year or two.

    Haha. True, true.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    I was thinking about joining the National Guard, but I really really don't want to go fight in Iraq. It's not that I am scared of getting shot at or that I can't take orders or any thing, it's just that I don't believe in what we are doing over there. If we were fighting a war that I had faith in I would not hesitate to go over there.

    Plus I have Asthma.

    Yeah, I have asthma too... and shitty eyesight.

    Man, fuck my body.
    Hows Bleeding Death going?
    Bleeding to Death? Dunno, I've been out of town. Still haven't even met any but one of the band members. So far I've only really agreed to be in the band.

    The member i know likes ICP.

    /wrists
    get out now. ICP is the worst thing to happen to music ever

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    I was thinking about joining the National Guard, but I really really don't want to go fight in Iraq. It's not that I am scared of getting shot at or that I can't take orders or any thing, it's just that I don't believe in what we are doing over there. If we were fighting a war that I had faith in I would not hesitate to go over there.

    Plus I have Asthma.

    Yeah, I have asthma too... and shitty eyesight.

    Man, fuck my body.

    Eyesight doesn't matter for most jobs as long as it's correctable to 20/20. Asthma is the end though. If you tell them you have asthma, you're probably not getting into the military.

    If it's not real bad, you can hide it. But you're not going to get treatment for it while you're in.

    Also most jobs worth doing in the Army/Navy you're going to incur a 4-6 year enlistment, because of the length of the schools that you'd be attending. I had a 6 year initial enlistment, and I spent 2 years in schools and training before I ever got to a ship.

    Damn.

    Yeah, I talked to a Marine recruiter once and he said that the asthma would be a problem, but that they could probably work with me. I was hospitalized for it in November, but that was because I kept smoking cigarettes while I had a bout of bronchitis...

    He also asked me if I had ever smoked marijuana. I was high at the time. :oops:

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    get out now. ICP is the worst thing to happen ever

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I used to have shitty eyesight and asthma

    I got better



    I didn't :(

    I swear my body has a weird ability to heal itself like my life has the weird ability to correct itself

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    https://www.cia.gov/careers/cia-personality-quiz.html

    And here I was expecting something fucking useful.
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    get out now. ICP is the worst thing to happen to music ever

    I told him that. Well, actually, I just said that ICP is the worst fucking band in the world. Several times.

    Maybe it will help my vocals sound more of genuine hatred and bitter regret, in a sort of "I can't fucking believe I'm on stage with these guys" kind of way.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    Damn.

    Yeah, I talked to a Marine recruiter once and he said that the asthma would be a problem, but that they could probably work with me. I was hospitalized for it in November, but that was because I kept smoking cigarettes while I had a bout of bronchitis...

    He also asked me if I had ever smoked marijuana. I was high at the time. :oops:

    yeah, they'd 'work' with you, as in tell you to lie during your processing and say you never had asthma, ever.

    basically though, if everyone was completely honest during their in-processing, there'd be practically no one in the military.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I used to have shitty eyesight and asthma

    I got better



    I didn't :(

    I swear my body has a weird ability to heal itself like my life has the weird ability to correct itself

    Yeah, but you live in America, you traitor.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    https://www.cia.gov/careers/cia-personality-quiz.html

    And here I was expecting something fucking useful.
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    get out now. ICP is the worst thing to happen to music ever

    I told him that. Well, actually, I just said that ICP is the worst fucking band in the world. Several times.

    Maybe it will help my vocals sound more of genuine hatred and bitter regret, in a sort of "I can't fucking believe I'm on stage with these guys" kind of way.
    I've actually got a seccond band going here pretty soon. I'm excited. It's far far darker metal than my current metal.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    basically i am horribly unsuited for any career that sounds like it would be even remotely fulfilling to me

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    basically i am horribly unsuited for any career that sounds like it would be even remotely fulfilling to me

    Be a garbage man.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Damn.

    Yeah, I talked to a Marine recruiter once and he said that the asthma would be a problem, but that they could probably work with me. I was hospitalized for it in November, but that was because I kept smoking cigarettes while I had a bout of bronchitis...

    He also asked me if I had ever smoked marijuana. I was high at the time. :oops:

    yeah, they'd 'work' with you, as in tell you to lie during your processing and say you never had asthma, ever.

    basically though, if everyone was completely honest during their in-processing, there'd be practically no one in the military.

    Heh, yeah, I figured they'd do something like that. The guy I was talking to wasn't one of the actual recruiters, he said, just a guy they had filling in for one. Pretty cool dude. When he asked me if I smoked I said "uhhh....." and then when he asked me when the last time was I said "uhhhhh" and then he said "okay let's just say you tried it once".

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    fallout just move to canada instead of joining the army

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    I was thinking about joining the National Guard, but I really really don't want to go fight in Iraq. It's not that I am scared of getting shot at or that I can't take orders or any thing, it's just that I don't believe in what we are doing over there. If we were fighting a war that I had faith in I would not hesitate to go over there.

    Plus I have Asthma.

    Yeah, I have asthma too... and shitty eyesight.

    Man, fuck my body.
    Hows Bleeding Death going?
    Bleeding to Death? Dunno, I've been out of town. Still haven't even met any but one of the band members. So far I've only really agreed to be in the band.

    The member i know likes ICP.

    /wrists
    get out now. ICP is the worst thing to happen to music ever

    I know they're a bunch of clowns (oh ho) but Fuck the World is a great fucking song.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    basically i am horribly unsuited for any career that sounds like it would be even remotely fulfilling to me

    Be a garbage man.

    that would make disposal of the bodies easier......

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    basically i am horribly unsuited for any career that sounds like it would be even remotely fulfilling to me

    Be a garbage man.

    that would make disposal of the bodies easier......

    Oh shit. He's a murderer and now he's trying to hide from the law by joining the army.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    fallout just move to canada instead of joining the army

    but it's cold up thurr

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    YOU WILL BE JACQUES FROM THE SOVIET UNION AND I WILL PLAY THE PART OF TERRY FROM CANADA AND WE ARE IN AN INTERNATIONAL TOILET

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think canada is in the twilight zone

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    damn so many of my day to day activities have ironic endings what's the deal

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    YOU WILL BE JACQUES FROM THE SOVIET UNION AND I WILL PLAY THE PART OF TERRY FROM CANADA AND WE ARE IN AN INTERNATIONAL TOILET

    CAREFUL PLEASE

    OW YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING MY MOUTH OW OW

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