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Dead Man Eating
mully
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This site is a morbid fascination of mine; It's all about people on death row, what they've done to be there, and the focus - their last meals.
Think about it. You're faced with imminent death, and your soon-to-be executioners are asking you what you want for your last meal. You can have anything. You're obviously not going to worry about calories or fat content, nor are you going to care if the grease is going to clog up your arteries.
Here's what someone executed in May of 2007 requested:
"nine tacos, nine enchiladas, french fries, a salad with ranch dressing, beef fajitas, a bowl of picante sauce, a bowl of shredded cheese, six jalapeno peppers, a strawberry cake with strawberry frosting and 16 Pepsi's."
So my question to you, SE++, is.. you're on death row: what would your last meal menu consist of?
(No alcohol, no drugs -- the "ohoho I'd get so drunk/high I wouldn't even know what was going on anymore!" thing is way too expected. :P )
This site is a morbid fascination of mine; It's all about people on death row, what they've done to be there, and the focus - their last meals.
Think about it. You're faced with imminent death, and your soon-to-be executioners are asking you what you want for your last meal. You can have anything. You're obviously not going to worry about calories or fat content, nor are you going to care if the grease is going to clog up your arteries.
Here's what someone executed in May of 2007 requested:
"nine tacos, nine enchiladas, french fries, a salad with ranch dressing, beef fajitas, a bowl of picante sauce, a bowl of shredded cheese, six jalapeno peppers, a strawberry cake with strawberry frosting and 16 Pepsi's."
So my question to you, SE++, is.. you're on death row: what would your last meal menu consist of?
(No alcohol, no drugs -- the "ohoho I'd get so drunk/high I wouldn't even know what was going on anymore!" thing is way too expected. :P )
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Sixteen billion of them?
I like how this dude decided he wanted 16 pepsis.
Why 16? Why not 17, or 15?
But if they couldn't do that, beef fajitas I think.
There's a play on words? Where?
I disagree, what else should we do with mass-murderers?
edit: although giving them a custom last meal is almost too nice, they should get a default last meal of month-old hamburger helper
This isn't about capital punishment.
Well, i guess it kind of is...
Did you know, though, that if a dude on death row decides that he doesn't want a last meal, but instead wants to have a pizza given to a homeless person, that they won't do it?
So weird.
I would be interested to see if you could actually find a combination of foods that would become so highly volatile..
and the flesh of a 14 year old virgin girl
STEAK AND RANCH FRIES
Sweet tea to top it off would be nice, too.
A massive quantity of diet coke and mentos might do it.
55 pounds of baked beans, a side of broccoli and a dozen hard boiled eggs.
Fuck you whoever has to collect my body after I'm dead!
Guacamole is pretty fucking volatile in my stomach...
A pound of crab legs with melted garlic butter on the side
Baked Broccolini (this is actually a vegetable) with a slice of lemon on the side.
2 Liter of Coke
1/2 gallon of Milk
and a slice of double chocolate cake
"curling is shit"
"those dudes make shit guitars"
etc.
it sounds stupid
and capital punishment is great
PUNISHMENT
in a newspaper word game sometime.
It would have to include the following:
tagliatelle
lobster
crab
shrimp
bacon
steamed fish with soy sauce the way my mommy made it
Chinese-style chicken wings the way my mommy made it
BBQ pork bun (Cantonese style)
Chinese-style squid in soy sauce (Cantonese style)
and a snow pear
Chicken Alfredo.
audience sees all the guards and the guy about to be executed all wincing during the entire execution
Then go kill some people.
dicks
Viv loves eating dicks.
Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream or a Orange Sherbet Milkshake from Braum's.
EDIT: Hi-fucking-five blank