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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    STEPHEN COLBERTS AMERICONE DREAM

    EDIT: Hi-fucking-five blank
    It is so fucking good.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    STEPHEN COLBERTS AMERICONE DREAM

    EDIT: Hi-fucking-five blank

    I had that at a Ben & Jerry's store or whatever

    in a waffle cone

    it was really good

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    see the last thing you'd want to order is something new that you've never had before because then you'd be pissy the whole execution like "shit I should have ate more indian food"

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I've actually never had it, but I know I'll love it.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    wtf is tagliatelle

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    OH

    and a mountain of sashimi

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    55 pints of beer and some nuts

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    I have stared into Satan's asshole, and it fucking winked at me.
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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    It is delicious.


    I mean, really good vanilla with fudge covered waffle cone and caramel swirled in?

    Yes fucking please.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    wtf is tagliatelle

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    It's occurred to me that answering your question would have taken less effort than typing out that link and IMG tags but goddamn I love that smiley a lot.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Lightning!

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wow, this Walanzon person's last meal:

    "cucumber salad, beef sausage pizza, a chocolate fudge sundae with nuts and a small jar of dill pickle halves. Robinson had a back-up request of five pieces of crispy chicken with french fries and corn on the cob. A medium cucumber salad, a large pecan or sweet potato pie and an eight ounce glass of grape or 12 ounce glass of apple juice."

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fuck yeah two totps in a row.

    Or not.

    What the hell happened there.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'd order one of those cakes with a hacksaw and the key out of the place.

    Or a good old fashion outback fryup.

    Steak
    Some Pork Ribs
    A lamb Cutlet
    Couple of sausages
    Two fillets of kangaroo
    Rashers of Bacon
    An egg

    And a side order of chips and salad.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rosemary marinated sirloin, garlic mashed potatoes, spinach salad with raspberry vinaigrette, chicken tikka masala, a pile of naan, some aloo govi, jasmine rice, handmade cheese ravioli, a bloomin' onion from the Outback, a teriyaki cheeseburger, shrimp grilled with garlic, sauteed zuchini and onions, four servings of creme brulee, a bucket, and a bulemia rod.

    Shorty on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    wtf is tagliatelle

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    It's occurred to me that answering your question would have taken less effort than typing out that link and IMG tags but goddamn I love that smiley a lot.

    soooooooooooooooooooooo is it like dried berries wrapped up in a monkey scrotum or something?

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    eat way too much bad food and just walk out into the execution room and vomit everywhere

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    A single Taco.

    The corn used to make the tortilla must consist of single kernels retrieved from farms no less than 10 miles separated from eachother. The meat must be pure beef, and be collected from a cow from each continent. The lettuce must be grown on a farm run by an orphan. The tomatoes shall be grown on an all-natural farm which has seen at least five record-breaking hot days in the last year, and diced with a traditional Mayan obsidian knife. The cheese shall be made from the milk of an alpaca which has climbed the highest point in chile, and must be transported to the U.S. via an old spanish galleon. The hot sauce must contain wasp's venom. I'm allergic to wasps.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    wtf is tagliatelle

    google.gif

    USELESS

    FEMALE

    It's occurred to me that answering your question would have taken less effort than typing out that link and IMG tags but goddamn I love that smiley a lot.

    soooooooooooooooooooooo is it like dried berries wrapped up in a monkey scrotum or something?

    No, that's meekram.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh

    and tiramisu

    and Mountain Dew Code Red on the side

    and Haagen Dazs strawberry ice cream

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i would get pancakes with like 4 gallons of maple syrup and lots of mountain dew

    hopefully the sugar will hit me fast enough that i die before they can execute me

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Rosemary marinated sirloin, garlic mashed potatoes, spinach salad with raspberry vinaigrette, chicken tikka masala, a pile of naan, some aloo govi, jasmine rice, handmade cheese ravioli, a bloomin' onion from the Outback, a teriyaki cheeseburger, shrimp grilled with garlic, sauteed zuchini and onions, four servings of creme brulee, a bucket, and a bulemia rod.

    excellent

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    B.C. wrote: »
    MAINER 3.0 wrote: »
    This thread is making me really hungry...

    Then go kill some people.

    I live in Texas, I think one person would be enough to get the chair.

    Mmmmm, prison-made fajitas here I come!

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm trying to think up mine, but I wonder how much time they give you to eat it all. Like, if it's overnight or something.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm really just reading that site because some of the requests sound really tasty

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Some Tangerine Chicken from Kong's Kitchen, with some lemonade, and I dunno, a large Meat Lover's pizza from Rusty's Pizza.

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Rosemary marinated sirloin, garlic mashed potatoes, spinach salad with raspberry vinaigrette, chicken tikka masala, a pile of naan, some aloo govi, jasmine rice, handmade cheese ravioli, a bloomin' onion from the Outback, a teriyaki cheeseburger, shrimp grilled with garlic, sauteed zuchini and onions, four servings of creme brulee, a bucket, and a bulemia rod.

    Five stars, would eat again

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    I'm trying to think up mine, but I wonder how much time they give you to eat it all. Like, if it's overnight or something.

    Most of the time you get executed at midnight.

    That way it's all dramatic and shit.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Code Red yessssssss

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Honestly, I doubt I'd be able to enjoy a last meal. I'm scared of death too much for that. D:

    But I know one of my foods would be ginger beef. Mounds and mounds of ginger beef.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Alternatively: A lot of sugar. Like, enough to give me hard-core diabetes and keep me sugar-rushed until my execution.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Rosemary marinated sirloin, garlic mashed potatoes, spinach salad with raspberry vinaigrette, chicken tikka masala, a pile of naan, some aloo govi, jasmine rice, handmade cheese ravioli, a bloomin' onion from the Outback, a teriyaki cheeseburger, shrimp grilled with garlic, sauteed zuchini and onions, four servings of creme brulee, a bucket, and a bulemia rod.

    Five stars, would eat again

    Hence the rod and bucket.

    "Shit, that was delicious. BLAAAAAAARFFF. Shit, this looks delicious."

    Shorty on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ten viagra pills

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It's too bad they don't let you have alcohol. It's not like being executed is any less frightening when you're drunk.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Okay. Mine. Uhh.

    Deep-fried Broccoli, with ranch. (It is wonderful yet absurd.)
    Cheese soup in a bun-bowl.
    Steamed carrots.
    A bowl of peaches'n'cream corn.
    Haagen Daas' toffee-cake ice cream.
    A tuna sandwich on pumpernickel bread.
    A sparkling lemonade, and an orangina.
    A BBQ Pork Bun from T&T market.
    Butter chicken, extra mild, with basmati rice and garlic naan.

    Yup. That'd do'er.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    OH

    a pool full of jello. Barring that, several buckets of jello to be dumped into a container that is, at the very least, the height of a man.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    mully have you had AmeriCone Dream?

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Okay. Mine. Uhh.

    Deep-fried Broccoli, with ranch. (It is wonderful yet absurd.)
    Cheese soup in a bun-bowl.
    Steamed carrots.
    A bowl of peaches'n'cream corn.
    Haagen Daas' toffee-cake ice cream.
    A tuna sandwich on pumpernickel bread.
    A sparkling lemonade, and an orangina.
    A BBQ Pork Bun from T&T market.
    Butter chicken, extra mild, with basmati rice and garlic naan.

    Yup. That'd do'er.

    Pumpernickel. Nice.

    Oh, shit, butter chicken. Good fucking call there. Cedar's in Seattle does the best butter chicken I've ever had.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh.

    OH.

    Pizza Rolls. Combination, not that pepperoni crap.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    Okay. Mine. Uhh.

    Deep-fried Broccoli, with ranch. (It is wonderful yet absurd.)
    Cheese soup in a bun-bowl.
    Steamed carrots.
    A bowl of peaches'n'cream corn.
    Haagen Daas' toffee-cake ice cream.
    A tuna sandwich on pumpernickel bread.
    A sparkling lemonade, and an orangina.
    A BBQ Pork Bun from T&T market.
    Butter chicken, extra mild, with basmati rice and garlic naan.

    Yup. That'd do'er.

    Pumpernickel. Nice.

    Oh, shit, butter chicken. Good fucking call there. Cedar's in Seattle does the best butter chicken I've ever had.

    Oh yeah? I'll have to try that some time while I'm out there.
    Our best, here, is at the Original Tandoori King. It's fairly amazing.

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