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"End of an Era" For Spider-Man

LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Graphic Violence
so, just ran into this post over at Newsarama:
Marvel Comics has provided Newsarama with the following cover to Amazing Spider-Man #545, with only the following text as additional information:

"The End Of An Era.

Amazing Spider-Man #545"

Click on the image to open an even larger image...
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Has Quesada finally gotten his wish of breaking up Peter and MJ? D: I barely read comics these days, and it's still disheartening to me that they'd pull this.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    i don't

    what

    is that a mirror

    can't be

    is it

    fuck, is it a picture painted on glass

    jesus christ

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    wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, any guesses on the hand that's holding the glass? And wouldn't them breaking up just be an excuse to turn Pete all emo?







    Who cares, I'm gonna read my Spidey-Mans anyway. :P

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Daredevil is holding the shard.

    Daredevil steals Mary Jane from Peter.

    Just because that would be the worst outcome.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have no problem with change. But that's just shitty writing.

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    PantheraOncaPantheraOnca Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    shouldn't her hair be more... red?

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    OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think the shard-holder is Brigand, the thief from Dr Strange: The Oath. One of the One More Day covers shows Strange getting involved at least for one issue. Plus thieves and loved ones never really mixed very well when it comes to Peter's life.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I like my idea because it's just so goddamned stupid

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This is why I hate Joe Quesada.

    That and no Spider events have been very good recently.

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    ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Mary Jane shot Aunt May.

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    The_LightbringerThe_Lightbringer Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Mary Jane is a Skrull

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Daredevil is holding the shard.

    Daredevil steals Mary Jane from Peter.

    Just because that would be the worst outcome.

    No, it's Ben Reiley, back from the dead to get his girl.

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    Toji SuzuharaToji Suzuhara Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Daredevil is holding the shard.

    Daredevil steals Mary Jane from Peter.

    Just because that would be the worst outcome.

    MILLA. WE ARE MARRYING MARY JANE.

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    BogdanichBogdanich Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i don't

    what

    is that a mirror

    can't be

    is it

    fuck, is it a picture painted on glass

    jesus christ

    every image has only a strictly literal interpretation

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Mary Jane is actually Peter's female clone.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Man, any guesses on the hand that's holding the glass? And wouldn't them breaking up just be an excuse to turn Pete all emo?

    Well, he is wearing the black suit now, and you know what that means

    Impromptu dance number!

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    AlgertmanAlgertman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    damn she was hot in that movie

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    tbumpkinstbumpkins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Anyone else's eyes directly gravitate to the cleavage in the background? :whistle:

    Anyway, fuck Marvel if they make me choose between my fanboy principles and picking up Dan Slott on ASM. Still holding out hope that it's all been Joe Q misdirection. But I am insane. For instance, I also think Jackpot is Kristy. Yes, from 80's era Spider-Man. I mean, Dan Slott created her, and he's the only other one crazy enough to remember that.

    BTW - those red hands? Popular opinion is it's of the Spider-Man costume seen in the future from earlier in the JMS run.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sure why not. Break them up.

    Fresh winds of change

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Olivaw wrote: »
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Man, any guesses on the hand that's holding the glass? And wouldn't them breaking up just be an excuse to turn Pete all emo?

    Well, he is wearing the black suit now, and you know what that means

    Impromptu dance number!

    20060702-gwen-s.jpg

    anyone else find it funny that he looks like he really doesn't want to be there.

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    ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    i think it's probably norman osborn again.


    bangin' another spider-babe

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Daredevil is holding the shard.

    Daredevil steals Mary Jane from Peter.

    Just because that would be the worst outcome.

    MILLA. WE ARE MARRYING MARY JANE.

    Daredevil is going to be a mormon.

    all going to war with Bill Paxton

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    IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's going to be a major crossover with DC, they just haven't announced it yet. Superboy Prime punches reality in the Marvel Universe and it changes Spider-Man's life forever! Again!

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    FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP USING EMO WHEN THE WORD DOES NOT MEAN WHAT THEY THINK IT MEANS AAAAAA

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    FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    (I do however think breaking them up for no good reason would be bullshit)

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    BriareosBriareos Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tbumpkins wrote: »
    Anyone else's eyes directly gravitate to the cleavage in the background? :whistle:

    Anyway, fuck Marvel if they make me choose between my fanboy principles and picking up Dan Slott on ASM. Still holding out hope that it's all been Joe Q misdirection. But I am insane. For instance, I also think Jackpot is Kristy. Yes, from 80's era Spider-Man. I mean, Dan Slott created her, and he's the only other one crazy enough to remember that.

    BTW - those red hands? Popular opinion is it's of the Spider-Man costume seen in the future from earlier in the JMS run.

    I noticed the cleavage in the background, too. I'm a dirty man.

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    MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's Daredevil's hand.

    But you guys are totally wrong. He is NOT stealing MJ from Peter.

    He's stealing Peter from MJ.

    Just like that story I wrot....err... that fanfic I heard about....

    Or it's Ben Reilly.

    hehe.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    MuddBudd wrote: »
    It's Daredevil's hand.

    But you guys are totally wrong. He is NOT stealing MJ from Peter.

    He's stealing Peter from MJ.

    Just like that story I wrot....err... that fanfic I heard about....

    Or it's Ben Reilly.

    hehe.

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    *meanwhile, over at scans_daily, HURGLUGHGUAHAHGHAHGH*

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    spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Mary Jane will die, and Spiderman will wear an even blacker suit, one made from the fabric inside of a black hole. After a few months of listening to Fallout Boy and Linkin Park, Spidey will wake up next to MJ and wonder wtf is going on. We will find out that it's all a ploy by Scarlet Witch to try and restore things how they used to be, and she's nuts now, so gas prices will go down and milk will never go bad. All hero teams will break up under the pressure of trying to be "cool". House of World War Witch Disassembled will change the Marvel universe forever!

    Really, though. Spidey's life has never been good, why do people constantly want to fuck up his day?

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's probably just them saying:

    "its the end of an era, because JMS is leaving and he was on Spider-man for like, a long time - right guys?"

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    MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I would love if Marvel pulled the greatest swerve of all time and just had three issues of slice of life stories about Spider-Man and MJ, just hanging out and watching TV, paying bills, getting some Burger King. That kind of stuff. Then on the last page he wakes up and says, "Ah, it's a brand new day."

    Then when you turn the book over and look at the back cover it's a picture of Quesada giving you the finger while lighting a cuban cigar with a hundred dollar bill.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    Bad Karma wrote:
    :roll:

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    MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    No seriously, I think it'd be amazing. Just because I enjoy swerves like that.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    as much as I'd like that, it's the complete opposite of what will probably happen.

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    ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    From http://www.newsarama.com/Chicago_07/Marvel/X-Men/panel.html
    Storm’s marriage adds to her character in Joe’s opinion, and he doesn’t see the same “problem” arising for her character as for Spider-man.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wait what?

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think Joe's issue with Parker being married is that it makes him harder for young boys (who are typically not married themselves) to identify with Peter since marrige is so very "adult" (despite the examples shown on Court TV daily).

    Storm being married is fine since there are not alot of white haired african american girls out there pumping millions of dollars into Marvel.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Joe Quesada doesn't care about single black women.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Joe is a "He doesn't support our troops" away from a lynch mob now!

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    CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Munch wrote: »
    Then when you turn the book over and look at the back cover it's a picture of Quesada giving you the finger while lighting a cuban cigar with a hundred dollar bill.

    I could have sworn I saw that image in Civil War #7.

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    The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Munch wrote: »
    Then when you turn the book over and look at the back cover it's a picture of Quesada giving you the finger while lighting a cuban cigar with a hundred dollar bill.

    I could have sworn I saw that image in Civil War #7.

    How the hell do you mistake Millar beating someone over the head with a log labeled "POLITICAL COMMENTARY" with Joey Q flipping you off?

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