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ROUND ONE: BATMAN VS THE SPIRIT
Son of Beyonder
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Team Batman (tombomb666/ENERjAKzero)
Team Spirit (Dex Dynamo/Typhus)
Team Spirit (Dex Dynamo/Typhus)
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I like how it's sorta like that Batman issue of Planetary.
I can't really see The Spirit entry.
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This has given me the best mental image.
The Scene begins with two panels. Batman in the left and Spirit in the right .
We see Batman and the spirit rushing to a crime scene from different directions. They are going to arrive at the same time. The two are moving between tall buildings in the middle of the night. The only light is coming from the direction of a bulb lit doorway with the figures of broken bodies at the steps.
The two will realize each other's company in a wide rectangular panel. The two have stumbled onto the scene of two murdered women. Each dressed like the man standing above them.
Batman- I've been following Ms. Sexypants for hours. You know Gotham is safe under my watch. I don't need you here tonight.
Spirit- Hey pal, It's been a long night for me too. This Batwoman has been giving me the run around forever. I've started to get the feeling that she bats for the other team, if your get my drift.
Batman crouches over the She-Spirit and reaches into a side belt pocket. He silently takes a sample of DNA using a small, sleek, black device of no remarkable characteristic.
Batman- My hypothesis was correct. My measurements indicate that this woman is an exact genomic match to yours. The only observable mutation is in the X/Y Chromosome.
Spirit- Wow. That's a lot to know about someone after a first date. How do you know all this?
Batman- We traded masks once. That's all it takes The Bat.
Spirit- You are very strange.
The two men stare at each other with shared looks of deep thought and confusion. Without either noticing, a new pair of detectives arrive on the scene.
The DKR Batman is monstrously tall and has a hulking misshapen body. He stands bent over Rorschach. Rorschach stands tall and upright with his hands in his pockets looking nearly straight up at Batman.
DKR- When I look at you all i see is black and white.
Batman looks surprised.
Batman- I need to revise my hypothesis.
From all around the bodies detectives begin to appear in pairs. The Bob Kane Batman and The Green Hornet are shaking hands.
Both - We are old!
The Animated Series Batman and The Question have some conspiracy theory discussion.
Batman Beyond flies in from above with Max riding him. Max is sitting on the Beyond's butt. He is holding onto Sam by his belt so that Sam and Beyond are facing the same way and have similar facial features.
Batman stops paying attention to the other clones around him to face and stare at Sam & Max.
Sam- I think they can detect us buddy.
Max- They couldn't detect whats next even with full TSA training.
Inspector Gadget is walking past Max slowly watching him over his shoulder. Max jumps on his face and pokes his eyes.
Max- Go Go Gadget Plot Device!
The clones all explode into a poof of smoke and sound.
Clouds - Poof!
The whole alley is filled with smoke but you can make out the spirit's fedora and domino.
Spirit- Koff! Cough! Wheeze! I'm positive breathing this in is not healthy.
The Spirit stumbles out of the alley and into the street. There are few people on the sidewalks. None pay attention to the smoke or strangely dressed man.
Spirit- That was pretty wacky.
The Spirit leans against a building and closes his eyes. Far down the street the image of Adam West Batman is running towards The Spirit with a large black sphere bomb over his head with the fuse lit.
Adam West thrusts the bomb in the relaxing spirit's chest. This startles the Spirit awake with a jolt of surprise and fear.
West- For you Citizen!
West runs off leaving the Spirit still not aware of his situation. The bomb explodes but only gives him with a black sooty face.
The spirit removes his mask to clear his eyes. He is left with the white outline of his mask surrounded by the black soot. He has small black eyes surrounded by huge white "eyes".
West returns to slap the spirit's fedora down over his face.
West- Anyone waring a get up like yours is just asking for a guided tour of the criminal justice system.
As The Spirit struggles to remove his hat West sprays him in the face with "Bat-Fedora-Adhesive".
West- No criminal escaped Adam We! I'm going to bring you home to meet Robin and then we will all go to Arkham togeather! The Facility has an excellent revolving door program, I'm sure your stay at Arkham will be a brief and pleasant experience.
Now that I know that Geebs just copy/pastes what I PM him, I will PM the next entry in
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Man, I'm apparently really in the minority. :P
You and me both, brother.
Apparently only you and me. Both.