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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Damn, Team Bats.

    I like how it's sorta like that Batman issue of Planetary.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What the fuck is going on in the Batman comic? I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S COOL.

    I can't really see The Spirit entry. :( Dudes you guys can at least increase contrast after scanning.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    What were the individual challenges for this one?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    Snoopy didn't kill Batman's parents, team Spirit

    it was Joe Chill, not Joe Cool

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My apologies on the contrast issue. I admit my fault on that one, I was rushed, panicking, and just wanted something, so I just slapped on the captions and submitted.

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Snoopy didn't kill Batman's parents, team Spirit

    it was Joe Chill, not Joe Cool

    This has given me the best mental image.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    By the way: can people please try to host their pics on servers that let them embed the images here? I kind of hate - and I know this is lazy - having to click open new windows or tabs for each panel.

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  • tombomb666tombomb666 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    La Script
    Batman vs. The Spirit

    The Scene begins with two panels. Batman in the left and Spirit in the right .
    We see Batman and the spirit rushing to a crime scene from different directions. They are going to arrive at the same time. The two are moving between tall buildings in the middle of the night. The only light is coming from the direction of a bulb lit doorway with the figures of broken bodies at the steps.

    The two will realize each other's company in a wide rectangular panel. The two have stumbled onto the scene of two murdered women. Each dressed like the man standing above them.
    Batman- I've been following Ms. Sexypants for hours. You know Gotham is safe under my watch. I don't need you here tonight.
    Spirit- Hey pal, It's been a long night for me too. This Batwoman has been giving me the run around forever. I've started to get the feeling that she bats for the other team, if your get my drift.

    Batman crouches over the She-Spirit and reaches into a side belt pocket. He silently takes a sample of DNA using a small, sleek, black device of no remarkable characteristic.
    Batman- My hypothesis was correct. My measurements indicate that this woman is an exact genomic match to yours. The only observable mutation is in the X/Y Chromosome.
    Spirit- Wow. That's a lot to know about someone after a first date. How do you know all this?
    Batman- We traded masks once. That's all it takes The Bat.
    Spirit- You are very strange.

    The two men stare at each other with shared looks of deep thought and confusion. Without either noticing, a new pair of detectives arrive on the scene.
    The DKR Batman is monstrously tall and has a hulking misshapen body. He stands bent over Rorschach. Rorschach stands tall and upright with his hands in his pockets looking nearly straight up at Batman.
    DKR- When I look at you all i see is black and white.

    Batman looks surprised.
    Batman- I need to revise my hypothesis.

    From all around the bodies detectives begin to appear in pairs. The Bob Kane Batman and The Green Hornet are shaking hands.
    Both - We are old!

    The Animated Series Batman and The Question have some conspiracy theory discussion.

    Batman Beyond flies in from above with Max riding him. Max is sitting on the Beyond's butt. He is holding onto Sam by his belt so that Sam and Beyond are facing the same way and have similar facial features.

    Batman stops paying attention to the other clones around him to face and stare at Sam & Max.
    Sam- I think they can detect us buddy.
    Max- They couldn't detect whats next even with full TSA training.

    Inspector Gadget is walking past Max slowly watching him over his shoulder. Max jumps on his face and pokes his eyes.
    Max- Go Go Gadget Plot Device!

    The clones all explode into a poof of smoke and sound.
    Clouds - Poof!

    The whole alley is filled with smoke but you can make out the spirit's fedora and domino.
    Spirit- Koff! Cough! Wheeze! I'm positive breathing this in is not healthy.

    The Spirit stumbles out of the alley and into the street. There are few people on the sidewalks. None pay attention to the smoke or strangely dressed man.
    Spirit- That was pretty wacky.

    The Spirit leans against a building and closes his eyes. Far down the street the image of Adam West Batman is running towards The Spirit with a large black sphere bomb over his head with the fuse lit.

    Adam West thrusts the bomb in the relaxing spirit's chest. This startles the Spirit awake with a jolt of surprise and fear.
    West- For you Citizen!

    West runs off leaving the Spirit still not aware of his situation. The bomb explodes but only gives him with a black sooty face.
    The spirit removes his mask to clear his eyes. He is left with the white outline of his mask surrounded by the black soot. He has small black eyes surrounded by huge white "eyes".

    West returns to slap the spirit's fedora down over his face.
    West- Anyone waring a get up like yours is just asking for a guided tour of the criminal justice system.

    As The Spirit struggles to remove his hat West sprays him in the face with "Bat-Fedora-Adhesive".
    West- No criminal escaped Adam We! I'm going to bring you home to meet Robin and then we will all go to Arkham togeather! The Facility has an excellent revolving door program, I'm sure your stay at Arkham will be a brief and pleasant experience.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Erm, Team Batman because of the Sam 'n' Max reference, I guess.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Whoever wins, we lose.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    By the way: can people please try to host their pics on servers that let them embed the images here? I kind of hate - and I know this is lazy - having to click open new windows or tabs for each panel.

    Now that I know that Geebs just copy/pastes what I PM him, I will PM the next entry in tags rather than just sending the URLs.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I would like to point out Typhus had nothing to do with this. I am the one who sucks, he is off in Europe. Please do not associate him with this.

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Team Batman made sense after reading the origional script. Otherwise I wouldn't have had a clue who some of the characters are and what was going on...

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I voted for Spirit because I got a chuckle out of it the first read through.





    Man, I'm apparently really in the minority. :P

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wwtMask wrote: »
    I voted for Spirit because I got a chuckle out of it the first read through.





    Man, I'm apparently really in the minority. :P

    You and me both, brother.

    Apparently only you and me. Both.

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