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SO there's this hooker that posts on my local Craigslist 'Erotic Services'

TostitosTostitos __BANNED USERS regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
D:

Well, I added a girl on myspace. She told me I was a cutey and gave me her number.

It seemed familiar. I googled it. Found all the posts on Clist's ES board where she advertises erotic massage, etc. I'd seen them before.

Don't lie, you read yours too.

Anyway, should I call her? She's pretty hot.

Update page 13.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I hear chlamydia is great

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    call her?

    that'll be 5.99 a minute

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey there, cutey.

    Let's fuck.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Frank Zappa wrote a song you.

    It's called "Why Does It Burn When I Pee?"

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wait what

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh God, please call her and pay tons of money.

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  • ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Are you driven to perform these acts based on what the perceived reaction of the internets will be? Because if so, I recommend you find the craziest hooker possible. One with bee fetishes if available.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    syphilis isn't as bad as it sounds

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zoltanis wrote: »
    Are you driven to perform these acts based on what the perceived reaction of the internets will be? Because if so, I recommend you find the craziest hooker possible. One with bee fetishes if available.

    the pain

    THE PAIN

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    internet competition to find the craziest local craigslist hooker

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  • ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Right as you meet her in person, ask her if she is the Gatekeeper and tell her to refer to you as the Keymaster.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Zoltanis wrote: »
    Are you driven to perform these acts based on what the perceived reaction of the internets will be? Because if so, I recommend you find the craziest hooker possible. One with bee fetishes if available.

    the pain

    THE PAIN

    When he blows his load he really blows his load.

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  • Wonder BreadWonder Bread Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So I was talking to this chick, about how weird some people on MySpace are. She says to me "So I make an account, and like 2 seconds after I make my account, this guy adds me." I reply "Was his name Tom?" She said "Holy shit! You too?"
    True story.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wonder Bread.

    Is alright.

    For a bread.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    isn't wonder bread the bread with the embalming crap in it or whatever

    formaldehyde

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wonder Bread wrote: »
    So I was talking to this chick, about how weird some people on MySpace are. She says to me "So I make an account, and like 2 seconds after I make my account, this guy adds me." I reply "Was his name Tom?" She said "Holy shit! You too?"
    True story.

    And people wonder why others hate MySpace.

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bury me with my bread

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    WONDER WONDER WHAT'S IN A WONDER BALL

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wonder Woman.

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  • ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    WONDER WONDER WHAT'S IN A WONDER BALL

    Plastic figures for children to choke on and get the product discontinued, apparently.

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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I think calling her may be one of the best decisions you will ever make. Let us know the outcome.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Children are retarded.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    On topic to off topic in less than 20 posts.

    SE is slow today :)

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    AND AFTER AAAAAAAALL

    YOU'RE MY WONDERWAAAAAAAAAAAALL

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  • TostitosTostitos __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    want pics?

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zoltanis wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    WONDER WONDER WHAT'S IN A WONDER BALL

    Plastic figures for children to choke on and get the product discontinued, apparently.

    That pissed me off so much

    CHEAP CANDY IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR TINY PLASTIC FIGURES

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  • ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    Children are retarded.

    Thus why they switched the figures to candy. Also why that candy that looked and functioned similarly to Lego blocks got killed. My dreams of building edible robot figurines were dashed that day.

    Edit: Green knows his movie rental checkout candy.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wonder......bra

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Zoltanis wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    WONDER WONDER WHAT'S IN A WONDER BALL

    Plastic figures for children to choke on and get the product discontinued, apparently.
    Maaaaan


    I loved Wonder Balls when I was a kid.


    How stupid could the kids be? It says there's something inside the chocolate ball all over the god damn packaging.

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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Tostitos wrote: »
    want pics?

    Ill take em, PM or tube will go spaztic

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I like the candy better.

    I don't want fucking toys inside my food.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    Wonder......bra

    oh snap

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Tostitos wrote: »
    want pics?

    Ill take em, PM or tube will go spaztic

    Me 5.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Tostitos wrote: »
    want pics?

    Ill take em, PM or tube will go spaztic

    Me 5.

    hit me

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    I like the candy better.

    I don't want fucking toys inside my food.

    Commie

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Tostitos wrote: »
    want pics?

    sure, why the hell not

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  • ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    At least this time the girl is over 15 and offering sexual services anyhow. Seems safe.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Tostitos wrote: »
    want pics?

    Ill take em, PM or tube will go spaztic

    Me 5.

    hit me

    meh, why not

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Tostitos wrote: »
    want pics?

    Ill take em, PM or tube will go spaztic

    Me 5.

    hit me

    meh, why not

    Pass them here, plz

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Eh


    Why not.

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