I don't understand how a friend who has ended up with poo stains on his shirt twice before from lapdances still goes to strip clubs. The odds of that happening again are too great to risk.
Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.
Personally, I can think of far better ways to spend $20 in 3 minutes.
Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.
I don't go to strip clubs if I can avoid it, much for the same reason.
More than that, though, is the reason that I can't look at a girl on stage, while sitting in a sea or leering, cheering guys and not look her in the eye at least once and know that she's someone's daughter or sister.
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"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."
Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.
Personally, I can think of far better ways to spend $20 in 3 minutes.
F'real
It's not even my views on women. I don't care if a chick strips or fucks for a porno. They wanna/gotta do what they wanna/gotta do. I just don't feel like it's well-spent time or money. Like, who wants to get that sexually pent-up that the second they get home they gotta jack off or their blue balls are gonna fall off?
Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.
I don't go to strip clubs if I can avoid it, much for the same reason.
More than that, though, is the reason that I can't look at a girl on stage, while sitting in a sea or leering, cheering guys and not look her in the eye at least once and know that she's someone's daughter or sister.
If you can avoid it?
What, you're walking to the library and BAM a strip club pounces on you?
Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.
Personally, I can think of far better ways to spend $20 in 3 minutes.
Yeah I've done the strip club thing a few times and I just don't get it. It's like, "hey, come give us a lot of money and get all excited and then leave sexually frustrated!!"
Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.
I don't go to strip clubs if I can avoid it, much for the same reason.
More than that, though, is the reason that I can't look at a girl on stage, while sitting in a sea or leering, cheering guys and not look her in the eye at least once and know that she's someone's daughter or sister.
If you can avoid it?
What, you're walking to the library and BAM a strip club pounces on you?
No, y'know... bachelor parties and shit like that. Sometimes it can't be avoided 'cause that's "the plan" for whatever reason.
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You have to view a strip club like any other entertainment event. You go to look at attractive women nude and gyrating. Just like going to watch a baseball game or going to see a movie. If you expect to have actual sex with a stripper, you're an idiot. You wouldn't expect to actually play baseball against pro athletes or to actually be chased by transforming robots or fighting evil guys with lightsabers.
Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.
I don't go to strip clubs if I can avoid it, much for the same reason.
More than that, though, is the reason that I can't look at a girl on stage, while sitting in a sea or leering, cheering guys and not look her in the eye at least once and know that she's someone's daughter or sister.
I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.
Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.
I don't go to strip clubs if I can avoid it, much for the same reason.
More than that, though, is the reason that I can't look at a girl on stage, while sitting in a sea or leering, cheering guys and not look her in the eye at least once and know that she's someone's daughter or sister.
I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.
If you get sexually frustrated at a strip club you are going in with expectations that are not based in reality. Also, you're forgetting to jerk off after getting home. That's your problem, not the club's fault.
You have to view a strip club like any other entertainment event. You go to look at attractive women nude and gyrating. Just like going to watch a baseball game or going to see a movie. If you expect to have actual sex with a stripper, you're an idiot. You wouldn't expect to actually play baseball against pro athletes or to actually be chased by transforming robots or fighting evil guys with lightsabers.
Well... I guess.
I'm not condemning them, I'm just saying they're not for me. I don't have any kind of moral view on them, assuming everything's above-board and safe (which it rarely is, but anyway...)
I think, for me, if i had to think about it I'd say that the difference between strip clubs and a ball game is that sex can and is often used as a weapon. There's also a certain degree of dignity lost by both the patron and the stripper.
Remember, though... that's just how I feel about it and it's the rational cause of an emotional effect, that doesn't mean that anyone else should or does feel the same way I do.
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"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."
I get sexually frustrated every time I see the Sausage Races that some baseball games have. I wish my team would do that. Bratwurst all the way. Also, the clip of the player whacking one with a baseball bad gets me hot and bothered.
I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.
If you get sexually frustrated at a strip club you are going in with expectations that are not based in reality. Also, you're forgetting to jerk off after getting home. That's your problem, not the club's fault.
First of all, I don't like the idea that I'm going to a place that makes me need to jack off when I get home.
Second, I've never actually been to a strip club, so I don't know how I would react. I just don't feel inclined to waste my time and money on that stuff.
I don't understand how a friend who has ended up with poo stains on his shirt twice before from lapdances still goes to strip clubs. The odds of that happening again are too great to risk.
I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.
If you get sexually frustrated at a strip club you are going in with expectations that are not based in reality. Also, you're forgetting to jerk off after getting home. That's your problem, not the club's fault.
I don't think he's saying it's the clubs fault. He is just saying it's his preference to not spend money getting sexually aroused when he could do so at home, for free. Or, spend that money elsewhere like on girls at a bar, in the attempt to actually bring one home.
Man I don't think I'd ever be comfortable enough to get off on gyrating naked women with so many other guys around.
Nah they have these little rooms with curtains around them, at least in Canada anyway. There is a bouncer outside it that can look in but he never does unless she thinks you are shady and tells him to watch.
There are strippers that just look and act the part, they are really no fun. Its the ones that seem like they know they shouldnt be doing it, or know that than can do better but do it anyway. Those are the ones I look dead in the eyes for the whole time they are on stage. I dont know, its like Im trying to tell them to run fast and far. The ones that are truely ashamed wont look me in the eyes after very long.
You have to view a strip club like any other entertainment event. You go to look at attractive women nude and gyrating. Just like going to watch a baseball game or going to see a movie. If you expect to have actual sex with a stripper, you're an idiot. You wouldn't expect to actually play baseball against pro athletes or to actually be chased by transforming robots or fighting evil guys with lightsabers.
Well... I guess.
I'm not condemning them, I'm just saying they're not for me. I don't have any kind of moral view on them, assuming everything's above-board and safe (which it rarely is, but anyway...)
I think, for me, if i had to think about it I'd say that the difference between strip clubs and a ball game is that sex can and is often used as a weapon.
frigging baseball bat to the head is a pretty decent weapon
shit it would be much better to be attacked with sex than a baseball bat
I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.
If you get sexually frustrated at a strip club you are going in with expectations that are not based in reality. Also, you're forgetting to jerk off after getting home. That's your problem, not the club's fault.
First of all, I don't like the idea that I'm going to a place that makes me need to jack off when I get home.
Second, I've never actually been to a strip club, so I don't know how I would react. I just don't feel inclined to waste my time and money on that stuff.
First off, jacking off when getting home from anything is always a good idea.
Second, strip clubs are neither the greatest thing ever nor a den of evil. It's something to experience at least once in your life. Just go in drunk, with friends, and never expecting any type of actual sexual stimulation...at all. That's not what they're for.
Nah, I really believe the eyes are really the portal to the soul. You can tell alot about a person by looking into thier eyes. I like to get a ballpark idea about the strippers Im dealing with. Then again, I havent been to a strip club in about three years.
I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.
If you get sexually frustrated at a strip club you are going in with expectations that are not based in reality. Also, you're forgetting to jerk off after getting home. That's your problem, not the club's fault.
First of all, I don't like the idea that I'm going to a place that makes me need to jack off when I get home.
Second, I've never actually been to a strip club, so I don't know how I would react. I just don't feel inclined to waste my time and money on that stuff.
First off, jacking off when getting home from anything is always a good idea.
Second, strip clubs are neither the greatest thing ever nor a den of evil. It's something to experience at least once in your life. Just go in drunk, with friends, and never expecting any type of actual sexual stimulation...at all. That's not what they're for.
There are some strip clubs out here with some really really good fucking food. That + lunch specials = great time.
Nah, I really believe the eyes are really the portal to the soul. You can tell alot about a person by looking into thier eyes. I like to get a ballpark idea about the strippers Im dealing with. Then again, I havent been to a strip club in about three years.
Really? I think you're just scaring the shit out of them.
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Well, that's just weird. Way to take it too far, Hunter!
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This is excellent advice. You should follow this advice, but by doing the opposite of this.
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Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.
Personally, I can think of far better ways to spend $20 in 3 minutes.
I don't go to strip clubs if I can avoid it, much for the same reason.
More than that, though, is the reason that I can't look at a girl on stage, while sitting in a sea or leering, cheering guys and not look her in the eye at least once and know that she's someone's daughter or sister.
-Robert E. Howard
Tower of the Elephant
F'real
It's not even my views on women. I don't care if a chick strips or fucks for a porno. They wanna/gotta do what they wanna/gotta do. I just don't feel like it's well-spent time or money. Like, who wants to get that sexually pent-up that the second they get home they gotta jack off or their blue balls are gonna fall off?
If you can avoid it?
What, you're walking to the library and BAM a strip club pounces on you?
Yeah I've done the strip club thing a few times and I just don't get it. It's like, "hey, come give us a lot of money and get all excited and then leave sexually frustrated!!"
Why would I do this?
No, y'know... bachelor parties and shit like that. Sometimes it can't be avoided 'cause that's "the plan" for whatever reason.
-Robert E. Howard
Tower of the Elephant
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what if she is from a family of strippers
Also, if you don't like lap dance, man you've never had a good one.
Oh man.
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Heh... touché.
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Tower of the Elephant
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Rows and rows of gigantic cakes.
If you get sexually frustrated at a strip club you are going in with expectations that are not based in reality. Also, you're forgetting to jerk off after getting home. That's your problem, not the club's fault.
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Well... I guess.
I'm not condemning them, I'm just saying they're not for me. I don't have any kind of moral view on them, assuming everything's above-board and safe (which it rarely is, but anyway...)
I think, for me, if i had to think about it I'd say that the difference between strip clubs and a ball game is that sex can and is often used as a weapon. There's also a certain degree of dignity lost by both the patron and the stripper.
Remember, though... that's just how I feel about it and it's the rational cause of an emotional effect, that doesn't mean that anyone else should or does feel the same way I do.
-Robert E. Howard
Tower of the Elephant
LAAAAAAAAAP DAAAAAAAAAANCES
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First of all, I don't like the idea that I'm going to a place that makes me need to jack off when I get home.
Second, I've never actually been to a strip club, so I don't know how I would react. I just don't feel inclined to waste my time and money on that stuff.
even if you have to go into a back alley to get it
Where the fuck is this dump of a strip club?
I don't think he's saying it's the clubs fault. He is just saying it's his preference to not spend money getting sexually aroused when he could do so at home, for free. Or, spend that money elsewhere like on girls at a bar, in the attempt to actually bring one home.
Nah they have these little rooms with curtains around them, at least in Canada anyway. There is a bouncer outside it that can look in but he never does unless she thinks you are shady and tells him to watch.
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There are strippers that just look and act the part, they are really no fun. Its the ones that seem like they know they shouldnt be doing it, or know that than can do better but do it anyway. Those are the ones I look dead in the eyes for the whole time they are on stage. I dont know, its like Im trying to tell them to run fast and far. The ones that are truely ashamed wont look me in the eyes after very long.
frigging baseball bat to the head is a pretty decent weapon
shit it would be much better to be attacked with sex than a baseball bat
I think she's not looking at you for a whole other reason.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
First off, jacking off when getting home from anything is always a good idea.
Second, strip clubs are neither the greatest thing ever nor a den of evil. It's something to experience at least once in your life. Just go in drunk, with friends, and never expecting any type of actual sexual stimulation...at all. That's not what they're for.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
There are some strip clubs out here with some really really good fucking food. That + lunch specials = great time.
Really? I think you're just scaring the shit out of them.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Avoid the temptation to swipe it in a girl's ass crack.