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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't understand how a friend who has ended up with poo stains on his shirt twice before from lapdances still goes to strip clubs. The odds of that happening again are too great to risk.

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    man these are the people that will do anything for money

    hey bitch you gotta jack me off while you sing white wedding by billy idol

    you better try and sound like billy idol

    You could get the really Bill Idol to do that for 20 bucks and a sandwich right now.

    Well, that's just weird. Way to take it too far, Hunter!

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    27-year old buddy that was crashing on my couch recently brought home a stripper and fucked her on said couch.

    She was younger than me.

    That is a lucky couch now.

    Do not clean it in any way.

    This is excellent advice. You should follow this advice, but by doing the opposite of this.

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    TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't understand stripclubs
    or lapdances

    Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.

    Personally, I can think of far better ways to spend $20 in 3 minutes.

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    I don't understand stripclubs
    or lapdances

    Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.

    I don't go to strip clubs if I can avoid it, much for the same reason.

    More than that, though, is the reason that I can't look at a girl on stage, while sitting in a sea or leering, cheering guys and not look her in the eye at least once and know that she's someone's daughter or sister.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    I don't understand stripclubs
    or lapdances

    Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.

    Personally, I can think of far better ways to spend $20 in 3 minutes.

    F'real

    It's not even my views on women. I don't care if a chick strips or fucks for a porno. They wanna/gotta do what they wanna/gotta do. I just don't feel like it's well-spent time or money. Like, who wants to get that sexually pent-up that the second they get home they gotta jack off or their blue balls are gonna fall off?

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    I don't understand stripclubs
    or lapdances

    Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.

    I don't go to strip clubs if I can avoid it, much for the same reason.

    More than that, though, is the reason that I can't look at a girl on stage, while sitting in a sea or leering, cheering guys and not look her in the eye at least once and know that she's someone's daughter or sister.

    If you can avoid it?

    What, you're walking to the library and BAM a strip club pounces on you?

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    WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    I don't understand stripclubs
    or lapdances

    Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.

    Personally, I can think of far better ways to spend $20 in 3 minutes.

    Yeah I've done the strip club thing a few times and I just don't get it. It's like, "hey, come give us a lot of money and get all excited and then leave sexually frustrated!!"

    Why would I do this?

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    I don't understand stripclubs
    or lapdances

    Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.

    I don't go to strip clubs if I can avoid it, much for the same reason.

    More than that, though, is the reason that I can't look at a girl on stage, while sitting in a sea or leering, cheering guys and not look her in the eye at least once and know that she's someone's daughter or sister.

    If you can avoid it?

    What, you're walking to the library and BAM a strip club pounces on you?

    No, y'know... bachelor parties and shit like that. Sometimes it can't be avoided 'cause that's "the plan" for whatever reason.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You have to view a strip club like any other entertainment event. You go to look at attractive women nude and gyrating. Just like going to watch a baseball game or going to see a movie. If you expect to have actual sex with a stripper, you're an idiot. You wouldn't expect to actually play baseball against pro athletes or to actually be chased by transforming robots or fighting evil guys with lightsabers.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    I don't understand stripclubs
    or lapdances

    Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.

    I don't go to strip clubs if I can avoid it, much for the same reason.

    More than that, though, is the reason that I can't look at a girl on stage, while sitting in a sea or leering, cheering guys and not look her in the eye at least once and know that she's someone's daughter or sister.

    what if she is from a family of strippers

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Strip clubs are for when you can't think of anything better to do on a coke binge.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I very rarely go, like once every year or two. But yeah I agree with Hunter.

    Also, if you don't like lap dance, man you've never had a good one.

    Oh man.

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Air wrote: »
    Werrick wrote: »
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    I don't understand stripclubs
    or lapdances

    Having recently attended a bachelor party, I can say it definitely depends on your views on women. For me, having hot women grind my lap simply isn't enjoyable, because I know that they are there to suck as many $20's out of me as they can, and then bolt. In my view, that is a complete turn-off. Other guys just might not care, and some people get off on it, almost like they wield the power by means of their wallet.

    I don't go to strip clubs if I can avoid it, much for the same reason.

    More than that, though, is the reason that I can't look at a girl on stage, while sitting in a sea or leering, cheering guys and not look her in the eye at least once and know that she's someone's daughter or sister.

    what if she is from a family of strippers

    Heh... touché.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    laaaaaaaap daaaaaances

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Best reunions ever.

    Rows and rows of gigantic cakes.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.

    If you get sexually frustrated at a strip club you are going in with expectations that are not based in reality. Also, you're forgetting to jerk off after getting home. That's your problem, not the club's fault.

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    You have to view a strip club like any other entertainment event. You go to look at attractive women nude and gyrating. Just like going to watch a baseball game or going to see a movie. If you expect to have actual sex with a stripper, you're an idiot. You wouldn't expect to actually play baseball against pro athletes or to actually be chased by transforming robots or fighting evil guys with lightsabers.

    Well... I guess.

    I'm not condemning them, I'm just saying they're not for me. I don't have any kind of moral view on them, assuming everything's above-board and safe (which it rarely is, but anyway...)

    I think, for me, if i had to think about it I'd say that the difference between strip clubs and a ball game is that sex can and is often used as a weapon. There's also a certain degree of dignity lost by both the patron and the stripper.

    Remember, though... that's just how I feel about it and it's the rational cause of an emotional effect, that doesn't mean that anyone else should or does feel the same way I do.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I get sexually frustrated every time I see the Sausage Races that some baseball games have. I wish my team would do that. Bratwurst all the way. Also, the clip of the player whacking one with a baseball bad gets me hot and bothered.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    LAAAAAAAAAP DAAAAAAAAAANCES

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.

    If you get sexually frustrated at a strip club you are going in with expectations that are not based in reality. Also, you're forgetting to jerk off after getting home. That's your problem, not the club's fault.

    First of all, I don't like the idea that I'm going to a place that makes me need to jack off when I get home.

    Second, I've never actually been to a strip club, so I don't know how I would react. I just don't feel inclined to waste my time and money on that stuff.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Man I don't think I'd ever be comfortable enough to get off on gyrating naked women with so many other guys around.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    if you are getting sexually frustrated at strip clubs quit being cheap and pay the extra $11.50 for the 'full service'

    even if you have to go into a back alley to get it

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    I don't understand how a friend who has ended up with poo stains on his shirt twice before from lapdances still goes to strip clubs. The odds of that happening again are too great to risk.

    Where the fuck is this dump of a strip club?
    PM me address plz

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    WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.

    If you get sexually frustrated at a strip club you are going in with expectations that are not based in reality. Also, you're forgetting to jerk off after getting home. That's your problem, not the club's fault.

    I don't think he's saying it's the clubs fault. He is just saying it's his preference to not spend money getting sexually aroused when he could do so at home, for free. Or, spend that money elsewhere like on girls at a bar, in the attempt to actually bring one home.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Man I don't think I'd ever be comfortable enough to get off on gyrating naked women with so many other guys around.

    Nah they have these little rooms with curtains around them, at least in Canada anyway. There is a bouncer outside it that can look in but he never does unless she thinks you are shady and tells him to watch.

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, the eye thing.

    There are strippers that just look and act the part, they are really no fun. Its the ones that seem like they know they shouldnt be doing it, or know that than can do better but do it anyway. Those are the ones I look dead in the eyes for the whole time they are on stage. I dont know, its like Im trying to tell them to run fast and far. The ones that are truely ashamed wont look me in the eyes after very long.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Aaah that's even more awkward.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Whoa, that sounds slightly serial killer-ish

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    You have to view a strip club like any other entertainment event. You go to look at attractive women nude and gyrating. Just like going to watch a baseball game or going to see a movie. If you expect to have actual sex with a stripper, you're an idiot. You wouldn't expect to actually play baseball against pro athletes or to actually be chased by transforming robots or fighting evil guys with lightsabers.

    Well... I guess.

    I'm not condemning them, I'm just saying they're not for me. I don't have any kind of moral view on them, assuming everything's above-board and safe (which it rarely is, but anyway...)

    I think, for me, if i had to think about it I'd say that the difference between strip clubs and a ball game is that sex can and is often used as a weapon.

    frigging baseball bat to the head is a pretty decent weapon

    shit it would be much better to be attacked with sex than a baseball bat

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Okay that's creepy.

    I think she's not looking at you for a whole other reason.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.

    If you get sexually frustrated at a strip club you are going in with expectations that are not based in reality. Also, you're forgetting to jerk off after getting home. That's your problem, not the club's fault.

    First of all, I don't like the idea that I'm going to a place that makes me need to jack off when I get home.

    Second, I've never actually been to a strip club, so I don't know how I would react. I just don't feel inclined to waste my time and money on that stuff.

    First off, jacking off when getting home from anything is always a good idea.

    Second, strip clubs are neither the greatest thing ever nor a den of evil. It's something to experience at least once in your life. Just go in drunk, with friends, and never expecting any type of actual sexual stimulation...at all. That's not what they're for.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Nah she's just staring at his humongous swollen package.

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Nah, I really believe the eyes are really the portal to the soul. You can tell alot about a person by looking into thier eyes. I like to get a ballpark idea about the strippers Im dealing with. Then again, I havent been to a strip club in about three years.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
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    LAAAAAAAAAP DAAAAAAAAAANCES

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    WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.

    If you get sexually frustrated at a strip club you are going in with expectations that are not based in reality. Also, you're forgetting to jerk off after getting home. That's your problem, not the club's fault.

    First of all, I don't like the idea that I'm going to a place that makes me need to jack off when I get home.

    Second, I've never actually been to a strip club, so I don't know how I would react. I just don't feel inclined to waste my time and money on that stuff.

    First off, jacking off when getting home from anything is always a good idea.

    Second, strip clubs are neither the greatest thing ever nor a den of evil. It's something to experience at least once in your life. Just go in drunk, with friends, and never expecting any type of actual sexual stimulation...at all. That's not what they're for.

    There are some strip clubs out here with some really really good fucking food. That + lunch specials = great time.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Nah, I really believe the eyes are really the portal to the soul. You can tell alot about a person by looking into thier eyes. I like to get a ballpark idea about the strippers Im dealing with. Then again, I havent been to a strip club in about three years.

    Really? I think you're just scaring the shit out of them.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Also, its a good idea to leave credit and debit cards at home when going to a strip club.

    Avoid the temptation to swipe it in a girl's ass crack.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
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