Hey all. It's Matt. So, Deiru and I finally got around to a party this weekend, the very last one, in fact, the Robot Chicken party. Spanning 2 rooms in 2 towers of the Sheraton, amassing about 15-20 people, it was a very, very fun party, but that's all in the other thread. No, this thread is about the massive chiefing that went down.
For those not familiar with the term "chiefing," this is when somebody breaks the cardinal rule of parties and actually falls asleep at the party (a.k.a. passing out, also "donating your body to science (or art, in this case)"). It happens at just about every great party. The actual act of chiefing is when the remaining standing use their alcohol induced judgment, markers, beer cups, and really whatever the hell else they can find to make that person regret breaking the rule. At this particular party, the rule breaker was a very cool dude, one that even brought Guitar Hero and Karaoke Revolution for us (but we didn't hesitate to chief him, because that's just part of the unwritten rules of parties), Samir Duran Duran.
So, here he is, earlier in the night, only partially drunk, but still having a great time!:

After passing out, I decided to practice some of my P-A fan art

. Of course, no good chiefing is complete without a big insult (normally, I love cock, or something like that, but this was PAX, this was different), and a good ole fashioned swastika!

An additional image. Btw, I know fruit fucker's legs aren't that long, but he was moving as I was trying to draw it!

And, naturally, we had to go for the face. Especially much, since drawing on the face often prevents the victim from finding out for some time that they had been chiefed. Someone else took care of the penis with the "I'm a cock!" writing; I did the unibrow, which had its challenges, but as I was trying to do the Hitler moustache, he, of course, reached up and smeared it all over......

......so, I evened it out


As more time went on, and we got a bit drunker, we decided that he was getting off a bit too easy. With a sober mind now, I realize that we may have been a bit harsh with this next action, but frankly, it was funny as hell!:
Not only did we put a condom on his face, but a loogie was hocked into it, looking like another disgusting bodily fluid! Oh yeah, and that wouldn't have been so bad if we hadn't done what we did next: put it deep in his pocket so he'd find it the next day!!! Damn, I'm a bad person :P

Finally, we had to disperse, so on the way back to walk him to his room, we convinced him that there was a big fight and that Moe_Fwacky punched a cop and was in jail, and that the return ccst was off.
All around, a pretty fun night (sorry, dude!)
a.k.a. dya
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
I'll make sure he never lives this one down, just for you guys.
no sir, they're for people who like functional computers :P
-M
P.S. dyaballikl, wonderful work! Beautiful even!
Heres my buddy GodfatherX sleeping, luckily we did not mess with him to bad...
You sir, are going to hell for that. But I approve anyhow.
think i should send it to gabe, see if he approves?
I wrote that one, and also did the forehead art. Great party, Methos.
edit: We also convinced him Moe got thrown in the clink for punching a cop when they showed up to kill the party.
Well-done, gentlemen hahahahahha.
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yeah never break the cardnial rule of parties. no sleep for the wickedest.
don't forget about the mirror blocking as you took him back to his room.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chiefing
Also, thanks to the super nice dudes who found my bag. I came back up to the room to get it as they were about to post here to see who it belonged to. Thanks to all of you guys for a great party and I'm looking forward getting tore up next year!
P.S. - Battletoads and Uninvited!! W00t.
LOL! Please tell me someone has video of the mirror blocking. Oh I forgot to thank YOU good sir! You and Krux saved the god damn party with just a few simple words, "We have a nice TV...and the plugins aren't covered...." If I were homosexual...I could have kissed you at that moment. Can't wait to plan with you both next year! Robot Chicken 2008!
Slide Show 2 will be up later tonight!
wtf? first off, to fit in, you actually go to an "urban dictionary?" second, the dude who wrote that is obviously about 50 years old and uses terms in ways they haven't been used since the 60s.
Epic.
Too epic even.
seriously though, dude, sorry it had to come to that!
This saddens me greatly.
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http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z116/Methos645/0826072331b.jpg
I saw you guys walking through the lobby but I didn't get a very good look at him.
Everyone Singing Queen!!!
http://s40.photobucket.com/albums/e226/Cyndercyn/PAX2007/?action=view¤t=Picture059.flv
The guys singing take my breath away
Sorry about the shitty sound
lol, I forgot I was actually singing that one. Thanks for the "Bom Boms", guys.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... of course you didn't punch a cop. Never happened.
Fuck, I just know these have been distributed to everyone I know by now.
EDIT: This guy has to come back next year. I wanna fight him. I wanna fight him with my fists.
holy shit, PLEASE send me that bohemian rhapsody vid!!!! that was priceless, we were so drunk! email is my forum name at yahoo.com, if you have the time.
btw, thanks for finally chiming in, samir. since i do live here, i will be back next year, but maybe instead of fists, i'll work on my guitar hero skills and we can battles with axes!