I'm pretty sure you can't be anywhere on one side of an issue if you are in the closet gay and against gay rights.
You have to do some pretty heavy distorting to get anywhere with that.
So, I just signed up for a "understanding the middle east" writing class. Hopefully it will be a good class, the problem is that the teacher is something goldman. And I come down anti-Israel on most issues.
A TALE OF SAL'S DATE WITH THE HOT GIRL HE TOTALLY WANTS TO GET WITH
So, I invited lovely over for dinner, right? And I'm totally ready to rock this shit. Jazz on the stereo, dressed to the nines, bought flowers for the table, cookin' badass italian food, bought a nice bottle of wine.
So she comes in and the spaghetti isn't quite ready, so I offer her a glass of wine. Get the corkscrew - not one of those fancy mechanical deals with the two levers, oh no! Just a screw with a handle that you pull up on. Cannot get the fucking bottle open. Spend ten minutes trying to crack that bitch, and it moved maybe a millimeter. (After girl left, my roommate came over and promptly broke the corkscrew, screw still firmly lodged in cork, so I'm not just a pansy fucker.) So there's that.
Food gets done. I go to get the salad out of the fridge. I'd bought one of those little bagged pre-tossed salad things, right. Go to open the bag and the motherfucker explodes. Lettuce fuckin' everywhere. I'm pulling pieces of endive out of my shirt pocket right now.
Things went okay after that - although there were no makeouts, only smooches - but bloody hell, man, what a way to start.
So, I just signed up for a "understanding the middle east" writing class. Hopefully it will be a good class, the problem is that the teacher is something goldman. And I come down anti-Israel on most issues.
A TALE OF SAL'S DATE WITH THE HOT GIRL HE TOTALLY WANTS TO GET WITH
So, I invited lovely over for dinner, right? And I'm totally ready to rock this shit. Jazz on the stereo, dressed to the nines, bought flowers for the table, cookin' badass italian food, bought a nice bottle of wine.
So she comes in and the spaghetti isn't quite ready, so I offer her a glass of wine. Get the corkscrew - not one of those fancy mechanical deals with the two levers, oh no! Just a screw with a handle that you pull up on. Cannot get the fucking bottle open. Spend ten minutes trying to crack that bitch, and it moved maybe a millimeter. (After girl left, my roommate came over and promptly broke the corkscrew, screw still firmly lodged in cork, so I'm not just a pansy fucker.) So there's that.
Food gets done. I go to get the salad out of the fridge. I'd bought one of those little bagged pre-tossed salad things, right. Go to open the bag and the motherfucker explodes. Lettuce fuckin' everywhere. I'm pulling pieces of endive out of my shirt pocket right now.
Things went okay after that - although there were no makeouts, only smooches - but bloody hell, man, what a way to start.
Now excuse me while I chow down on this cheeseburger
Totally not hypocritical of me
If that were at all representative of any of my points, you'd have a strong case.
Your point was that decrying A while engaging in A isn't hypocrisy.
Also, War is Peace, Slavery is Freedom, and Diet Dr. Pepper tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper.
All of those are correct, though.
War? It's what human beings are accustomed to. We'll never have any kind of peace where conflict doesn't exist. Conflict - war - is an element of peace, at least in the human sense.
Slavery? We're all slaves: slaves to physics, slaves to authority. Without rules and regulations and guidelines pushing up in specific directions, life would be pointless. Without boundaries, without being dominated by something to some degree, life would not be very enjoyable at all.
Diet Dr. Pepper? I would argue that Diet Dr. Pepper and Dr. Popper both taste exactly the same: disgusting.
Now excuse me while I chow down on this cheeseburger
Totally not hypocritical of me
If that were at all representative of any of my points, you'd have a strong case.
Your point was that decrying A while engaging in A isn't hypocrisy.
Also, War is Peace, Slavery is Freedom, and Diet Dr. Pepper tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper.
All of those are correct, though.
War? It's what human beings are accustomed to. We'll never have any kind of peace where conflict doesn't exist. Conflict - war - is an element of peace, at least in the human sense.
Slavery? We're all slaves: slaves to physics, slaves to authority. Without rules and regulations and guidelines pushing up in specific directions, life would be pointless. Without boundaries, without being dominated by something to some degree, life would not be very enjoyable at all.
Diet Dr. Pepper? I would argue that Diet Dr. Pepper and Dr. Popper both taste exactly the same: disgusting.
Aem, I congratulate you on your use of the Podly Gay pic. I've been waiting for that to pick up :P
Wait, there's only one such picture? I call shenanigans.
What does this refer to?
And why is my computer going so slowly?
The claim of shenanigans is a reference to the South Park episode "Cow Days" (S2E13) where when you believe you are being cheated, you make a claim of shenanigans, and then everybody hits everybody else with brooms.
Now excuse me while I chow down on this cheeseburger
Totally not hypocritical of me
If that were at all representative of any of my points, you'd have a strong case.
Your point was that decrying A while engaging in A isn't hypocrisy.
Also, War is Peace, Slavery is Freedom, and Diet Dr. Pepper tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper.
All of those are correct, though.
War? It's what human beings are accustomed to. We'll never have any kind of peace where conflict doesn't exist. Conflict - war - is an element of peace, at least in the human sense.
Slavery? We're all slaves: slaves to physics, slaves to authority. Without rules and regulations and guidelines pushing up in specific directions, life would be pointless. Without boundaries, without being dominated by something to some degree, life would not be very enjoyable at all.
Diet Dr. Pepper? I would argue that Diet Dr. Pepper and Dr. Popper both taste exactly the same: disgusting.
Now excuse me while I chow down on this cheeseburger
Totally not hypocritical of me
If that were at all representative of any of my points, you'd have a strong case.
Your point was that decrying A while engaging in A isn't hypocrisy.
Also, War is Peace, Slavery is Freedom, and Diet Dr. Pepper tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper.
All of those are correct, though.
War? It's what human beings are accustomed to. We'll never have any kind of peace where conflict doesn't exist. Conflict - war - is an element of peace, at least in the human sense.
Slavery? We're all slaves: slaves to physics, slaves to authority. Without rules and regulations and guidelines pushing up in specific directions, life would be pointless. Without boundaries, without being dominated by something to some degree, life would not be very enjoyable at all.
Diet Dr. Pepper? I would argue that Diet Dr. Pepper and Dr. Popper both taste exactly the same: disgusting.
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Marijuana.
MDMA
You have to do some pretty heavy distorting to get anywhere with that.
Then nothing. Kids don't do anything these days but booze it up.
Twinkies.
That was actually going to be my answer at first.
get them that one
The good ones do. With my 6500 Marijuana points, I got a $50 gift card!
Sahweet.
Frequent High-er Miles?
So, I invited lovely over for dinner, right? And I'm totally ready to rock this shit. Jazz on the stereo, dressed to the nines, bought flowers for the table, cookin' badass italian food, bought a nice bottle of wine.
So she comes in and the spaghetti isn't quite ready, so I offer her a glass of wine. Get the corkscrew - not one of those fancy mechanical deals with the two levers, oh no! Just a screw with a handle that you pull up on. Cannot get the fucking bottle open. Spend ten minutes trying to crack that bitch, and it moved maybe a millimeter. (After girl left, my roommate came over and promptly broke the corkscrew, screw still firmly lodged in cork, so I'm not just a pansy fucker.) So there's that.
Food gets done. I go to get the salad out of the fridge. I'd bought one of those little bagged pre-tossed salad things, right. Go to open the bag and the motherfucker explodes. Lettuce fuckin' everywhere. I'm pulling pieces of endive out of my shirt pocket right now.
Things went okay after that - although there were no makeouts, only smooches - but bloody hell, man, what a way to start.
Hey, I've got another one
Furries are totally disgusting, dudes
But I really love this lesbo comic I have featuring Minerva Mink and Gadget
But the only way I could possibly be considered a hypocrite is if I tried to pass legislation putting to death anyone who finds Squirrel Girl hot
Ain't that right, Drez
A writing class?
Well, good luck on that one, Vish. And sig heil.
*listens to answer, doesn't care*
Knock it the fuck off!
Your point was that decrying A while engaging in A isn't hypocrisy.
Also, War is Peace, Slavery is Freedom, and Diet Dr. Pepper tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper.
Hey, at least you had your pants on.
What does this refer to?
And why is my computer going so slowly?
fucking vista I swear I catch it doing that all the time
All of those are correct, though.
War? It's what human beings are accustomed to. We'll never have any kind of peace where conflict doesn't exist. Conflict - war - is an element of peace, at least in the human sense.
Slavery? We're all slaves: slaves to physics, slaves to authority. Without rules and regulations and guidelines pushing up in specific directions, life would be pointless. Without boundaries, without being dominated by something to some degree, life would not be very enjoyable at all.
Diet Dr. Pepper? I would argue that Diet Dr. Pepper and Dr. Popper both taste exactly the same: disgusting.
One of these things is not like the others!
oh you fucker
The claim of shenanigans is a reference to the South Park episode "Cow Days" (S2E13) where when you believe you are being cheated, you make a claim of shenanigans, and then everybody hits everybody else with brooms.
It's basically rubber + asphalt.
I'm so filthy.
But they don't seem to have stopped so I will spray them with a garden hose now.
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