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  • Sub StandardSub Standard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fuck. A cricket is somewhere outside my window and it will not shut the fuck up!

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fuck doesn't need to come from anywhere or originally mean something else.

    It is just fucking fuck, for fuck's sake.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    Does anyone ever splice a word with fuck?

    My example: fuck-cakes.

    I use fucktard a lot.
    Also fuckstick, fuckshit, and shitfuck, though I don't use them as much as fucktard.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dude fuck the band

    I fuckin' love you guys

    Fuckin' Scarlet Street and the Classy fucking Gents

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    "fuck me backwards walking through the rain without an umbrella!" was one of my friends catchphrases. whenever we heard that we knew that shit had gone wrong.

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  • Sub StandardSub Standard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That sounds fucking stupid.

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  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't cuss except when I need to express an extreme emphasis, or I'm quoting someone. It makes the few times I do use it that much more effective.

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    "I resent the entire notion of a body as an ante and then raise you a generalized dissatisfaction with physicality itself" -- Tycho
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    oh god what's the name of that song?

    fucking shit, fuck yes!!!! ?

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    can someone please create a thread concerning why cunt is a good word too

    someone with a reputation on SE++ that is worth two fucks

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I really like splicing shit in with words more than fuck. Like, "you're shitfaced, dude" is the best way to say how drunk as fuck that guy is, for instance.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    "fuck me backwards walking through the rain without an umbrella!" was one of my friends catchphrases. whenever we heard that we knew that shit had gone wrong.

    I keep it simple.
    "Fuck me in the ass," usually. Occasionally "fuck me in the ass with a lit cigar."
    Nine times out of ten, I stick with "Oh, fuck me" and draw out the last word.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    Does anyone ever splice a word with fuck?

    My example: fuck-cakes.

    when inserted in the middle of a word, such as un-fuckin-believable, it's called tmesis

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    also: you're not using the blood moon av?

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yeah i try to avoid "fuck me"

    it's a bit awkward mostly

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  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    "fuck me backwards walking through the rain without an umbrella!" was one of my friends catchphrases. whenever we heard that we knew that shit had gone wrong.

    I keep it simple.
    "Fuck me in the ass," usually. Occasionally "fuck me in the ass with a lit cigar."
    Nine times out of ten, I stick with "Oh, fuck me" and draw out the last word.

    I thought it was "Fuck me in the ass sideways with a rusty broomhandle". Possibly adding "on fire." to the end.

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    "I resent the entire notion of a body as an ante and then raise you a generalized dissatisfaction with physicality itself" -- Tycho
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    WreckTech wrote: »
    Does anyone ever splice a word with fuck?

    My example: fuck-cakes.

    when inserted in the middle of a word, such as un-fuckin-believable, it's called tmesis

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    Is that so? Huh. You learn something new every fucking day, I suppose.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man fuck this thread

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I use "fuckin'" all the time in my day-to-day speech but it's easy to tell when I'm using it as a casual adjective-of-sorts and when I'm actually using it when pissed off.

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  • eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    sometimes i use fuckity fuck.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    "fuck me backwards walking through the rain without an umbrella!" was one of my friends catchphrases. whenever we heard that we knew that shit had gone wrong.

    I keep it simple.
    "Fuck me in the ass," usually. Occasionally "fuck me in the ass with a lit cigar."
    Nine times out of ten, I stick with "Oh, fuck me" and draw out the last word.

    I thought it was "Fuck me in the ass sideways with a rusty broomhandle". Possibly adding "on fire." to the end.

    That takes too long. Also, never heard it before.
    "Fuck me in the ass with a lit cigar" is usually when I'm more amused by something than annoyed.
    I'm going to count the number of times I hear, "Oh, fuck, dude," re: homework in study hall this year.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    fuckballs

    fuckstick

    fuckmonkeys

    fucktastic

    bucket of fuck

    all part of my daily conversations.

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  • eric.eric. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    instead of HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAH


    It's now HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FUUUCK!

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Are you fuckin' testing me? Get your family over here and get your checkbook!

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think fuck is my favorite word.

    Well, maybe not favorite favorite, but one of the favorites.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    FUCK

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Along with "fuck me" variations, when shit hits the fan, I use "son of a bitch" a lot.
    I actually say it differently when something really bad happens than I do for little shit.
    Alternately, Jesus fucking Christ.

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  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bucket of fuck
    .

    I'm stealing that one.

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    "I resent the entire notion of a body as an ante and then raise you a generalized dissatisfaction with physicality itself" -- Tycho
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shit hits the fan is pretty good but the variant of fit hits the shan appeals to me more.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    But there's no such thing as a shan.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    There doesn't need to be.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    bucket of fuck
    .

    I'm stealing that one.

    take it. also. anyone ever use metric fuck-ton?

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Jesus fucking Christ.


    I use that one quite a bit as well.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm a fan of "fuck a buncha... <insert person/place/thing here>"

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Air New Zealand is scrapping its direct flights from FUCKland to Taipei, blaming rising costs and falling passengers. "It is said, indeed," said Sir Ronald FUCK.

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  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    But there's no such thing as a shan.

    Yes there is.

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    "I resent the entire notion of a body as an ante and then raise you a generalized dissatisfaction with physicality itself" -- Tycho
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Jesus fucking Christ.


    I use that one quite a bit as well.

    Oh yeah. That's a light-to-medium one on my "Amount of shit in/on/around fan" scale.
    Also, fuck a duck is another favorite because it rhymes. Occasionally, I add "in the ass" on the end.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I've always thought cunt was worse. Not sure why.

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The Maud Island frog is found in more remote areas, on Maud Island for example... FUCK.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I've always thought cunt was worse. Not sure why.

    Because it's so frowned on.
    It's not even like there's an accepted time to use it, like you can say "fuck" if you get hurt and nobody gets mad.

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  • Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Man, I sure do hate all the people who try to be smart asses and tell me that it's an acronym.

    yeah that's gay as shit

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