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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    Degjo wrote: »
    who dates fat chicks

    honestly
    Fat chicks are pretty good to fuck. Not date, but fuck.

    this man has no penis
    No, and it's quite big because I have to penetrate fat before getting to her vaginal canal

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Degjo wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    Degjo wrote: »
    who dates fat chicks

    honestly
    Fat chicks are pretty good to fuck. Not date, but fuck.

    this man has no penis
    No, and it's quite big because I have to penetrate fat before getting to her vaginal canal

    D:

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Degjo wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    Degjo wrote: »
    who dates fat chicks

    honestly
    Fat chicks are pretty good to fuck. Not date, but fuck.

    this man has no penis
    No, and it's quite big because I have to penetrate fat before getting to her vaginal canal

    But it's so comfy. It's like having sex with a beanbag chair.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    Looks like she captured the Type 2 Diabetes card.

    ahahahahahaha

    sami you god

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    Degjo wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    Degjo wrote: »
    who dates fat chicks

    honestly
    Fat chicks are pretty good to fuck. Not date, but fuck.

    this man has no penis
    No, and it's quite big because I have to penetrate fat before getting to her vaginal canal

    But it's so comfy. It's like having sex with a beanbag chair.
    Like someone threw hot water onto a beanbag chair.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    if you want to have sex with a beanbag chair

    have sex with a fucking beanbag chair

    eventually the fat will be taken out of the gene pool

    and we'll have nothing but hot skinny chicks with D Cups

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    I have no interesting story.

    I just like TRON.

    Tron is pretty cool.

    My name is a nickname that I had in college that derived from a shirt I wore every so often. Being that I have always been the "straight-edge" of any group of friends I have had it also works on a "why the fuck do they call you Rehab?" kind of level.

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    NNID: Rehab0
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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    D's and large C's are too big of breasts.

    B's is where the party is at.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    if you want to have sex with a beanbag chair

    have sex with a fucking beanbag chair

    eventually the fat will be taken out of the gene pool

    and we'll have nothing but hot skinny chicks with D Cups

    the new, hotter ayrian race

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    degjo

    degjo

    do you know HOW to use your penis?

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    ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    I'm done. Those were all the good ones anyways.

    No post another I'm nearly finished.

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Alls I'm saying is don't knock it till you try it.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what, jacking off to obese anime characters?

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    FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Degjo wrote: »
    D's and large C's are too big of breasts.

    B's is where the party is at.

    Can't we just agree that they're all special?

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    this perfect race of women will also have hot abs

    I'm an abs man

    I love them

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    degjo

    degjo

    do you know HOW to use your penis?
    Yes, I do.

    It's just that, big boobs do not appeal to me at all.

    Big ass, small tits, black hair, glasses, wearing a hoodie.

    That is what I want in a female.

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what, jacking off to obese anime characters?

    Fuckin' fatties

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fellhand wrote: »
    Degjo wrote: »
    D's and large C's are too big of breasts.

    B's is where the party is at.

    Can't we just agree that they're all special?
    Yeah, they look nice in their teens and 20's, hell maybe even 30's. But those tits will sag like a motherfucker over time.

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm not talking about mountainous heaps of amorphous lady-flesh. Comfortably chubby.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    24 posts left.

    also, that is why we have plastic surgery

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My name is pretty self explanatory

    I mean come on

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Degjo wrote: »
    degjo

    degjo

    do you know HOW to use your penis?
    Yes, I do.

    It's just that, big boobs do not appeal to me at all.

    Big ass, small tits, black hair, glasses, wearing a hoodie.

    That is what I want in a female.

    scar tissue around the wrists

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Degjo wrote: »
    degjo

    degjo

    do you know HOW to use your penis?
    Yes, I do.

    It's just that, big boobs do not appeal to me at all.

    Big ass, small tits, black hair, glasses, wearing a hoodie.

    That is what I want in a female.

    :^: except for the big ass. i don't care for big asses.

    I don't like big boobs.

    Every girl I've known with giant boobs got giant everything else after a while. She might look like a porn star to start with, but after a few years you're just dating a fatty.

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    24 posts left.

    also, that is why we have plastic surgery
    They're still going to be veiny, and if you get close enough to suck, you'd be able to see a little scarring.

    Yeah, that gets me fucking rock hard.

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Degjo wrote: »
    degjo

    degjo

    do you know HOW to use your penis?
    Yes, I do.

    It's just that, big boobs do not appeal to me at all.

    Big ass, small tits, black hair, glasses, wearing a hoodie.

    That is what I want in a female.

    :^: except for the big ass. i don't care for big asses.

    I don't like big boobs.

    Every girl I've known with giant boobs got giant everything else after a while. She might look like a porn star to start with, but after a few years you're just dating a fatty.
    I mean, not huge, but enough to jiggle a little with a slap.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you know degjo you are surprisingly precise about your women

    'would you like fries with that?'

    '24, please, with a mean length of 5 centimeters'

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    24 posts left.

    also, that is why we have plastic surgery

    Yeah, we do have all that totally affordable, widely available, totally not intrusive plastic surgery.

    Also all those people who want to fit into your particular idea of what is attractive.

    Also all those people who feel like they should have to change at all.

    Also you're dumb.

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    you know degjo you are surprisingly precise about your women

    'would you like fries with that?'

    '24, please, with a mean length of 5 centimeters'
    I actually know the girl I'm talking about.
    DSC01884.jpg

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    FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My girlfriend has D's and at first I thought there was too much boob, but now I'm really enjoying them.

    My general rule was "More then a handful is trouble. If there's less you're going to want more."

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    ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Looks like a heroin addict.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh it's one of these threads again?

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's a shame I can't have her, though.

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    and you just posted her picture on the internet to a bunch of strangers

    smooth.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Zot_cvr.jpg

    This wasn't actually the source for my name, I just made my name up.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    my name is from a song by the mountain goats called 'the best ever death metal band in denton'

    their final three contenders for the name (after weeks of debate) were satan's fingers, the killers, and the hospital bombers

    then a few years later the killers totally ripped off the mountain goats for their name

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oh it's one of these threads again?

    Bush hates thread people

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fellhand wrote: »
    My girlfriend has D's and at first I thought there was too much boob, but now I'm really enjoying them.

    My general rule was "More then a handful is trouble. If there's less you're going to want more."

    You see, he gets it

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    and you just posted her picture on the internet to a bunch of strangers

    smooth.
    She knows, she's currently sitting less than ten feet from me.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man these threads are so sad

    also I hate you hunter

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    jesus I go to class and this damn thing explodes

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