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[Waaagh! On] Why Doesn't Everybody Play Dawn of War (WH40k)?

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    ZarcathZarcath Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I WANT WAR WALKERS.

    Fuck.
    Wraith.
    Lords.

    what the shit.

    Where are the fucking WraithGUARDS?

    What about Shining Spears?
    * Brightlances

    The brightlance constitutes the main anti-tank firepower of the Craftworld Eldar. It is a laser weapon, similar in concept to Imperial counterpart, the lascannon, but fires an extremely focused shot, negating the value of extra-heavy armor.

    Main? could have fooled me.

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Well, Falcons have them, as do brightlances, and wraithlords. Versus missiles and balls of plasma. 3 to 1 to 1.

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    LeumasWhiteLeumasWhite New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I have neither Vent nor Steam (still updating, apparently forever). :( I'll be up for a game when/if Steam is done, though.

    Anyway, back to faggot crap.

    1) I recall DRs shredding Marines due to having a Heavy 2/AP 3 weapon. They couldn't FoF either. I dunno if it's even possible to have then in an RTS and still be useful, except in their current form.

    2) I know they don't, but if we're talking balance changes, they should.

    3) I only ever took them to piss off my Marine-playing friends. 6 starcannons ftw.

    4) The armour types I'm familiar with. If units get bonuses to specific types of armour rather than increased penetration or whatever, that's easy enough to balance.

    5) I was meaning TT. Vypers with brightlances were great for sniping vehicles in the rear, but you'd have to give brightlances a big overhaul to get them to work like that now.

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Well just make DR like that and give them FoF. Problem solved.

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    LeumasWhiteLeumasWhite New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'd rather just give them a long range and require spotters to make the most of it, Rangers or something. I dunno, I need to sit down and work out what I think would work.

    Time for lunch. Maybe Steam will be done updating after that.

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Well you can think all you want, relic won't give half a shit because they're bastards.

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Goomba wrote: »
    Well you can think all you want, relic won't give half a shit because they're bastards.

    Man, I wish I played this game enough to hate it as much as you do.

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    august wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Well you can think all you want, relic won't give half a shit because they're bastards.

    Man, I wish I played this game enough to hate it as much as you do.
    k

    Anyone want to play?

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    AkiraAkira Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So you want Dark Reapers and Rangers to act like Fire Warriors and Pathfinders...?

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Akira shut the fuck up and play the fucking game.

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    ZarcathZarcath Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Akira wrote: »
    So you want Dark Reapers and Rangers to act like Fire Warriors and Pathfinders...?

    you can't be serious?

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    You too, Cathy.

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    AkiraAkira Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Goomba wrote: »
    Akira shut the fuck up and play the fucking game.

    Man don't tell me to play when it's just you and Observergeek in vent.

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Akira wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Akira shut the fuck up and play the fucking game.

    Man don't tell me to play when it's just you and Observergeek in vent.
    And Rob and Iscariot.

    And JJ.

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    LeumasWhiteLeumasWhite New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'll have to watch for a little bit, but I should be able to play in about 15 mins/half an hour. So an observer slot would be good.

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Akira you stupid, stupid idiot, get in vent.

    And/or Cathy.

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    LeumasWhiteLeumasWhite New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ugh, the day that everyone shows up, and I have to deal with friends randomly appearing. Lame. I'll be around for games tomorrow/today/after sleep, though.

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    A-PuckA-Puck Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oh they can kill Guardsmen?

    Anyone can kill Guardsmen.

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    A-PuckA-Puck Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Yeah, but can anyone suck their souls out after they kill the guardsmen.

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    SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oh they can kill Guardsmen?

    Anyone can kill Guardsmen.

    Commisar: "You can't kill my Guardsmen, not if I kill them first! Hah, I win!"

    Also, random thought for the day, what the hell is keeping Relic from adding an expansion(or better, a sequel) with all the same ground-based RTS action, and a space-based Homeworld/Battlefleet Gothic, that also includes individual space-shooter control of fighters?

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Septus wrote: »
    Oh they can kill Guardsmen?

    Anyone can kill Guardsmen.

    Commisar: "You can't kill my Guardsmen, not if I kill them first! Hah, I win!"

    Also, random thought for the day, what the hell is keeping Relic from adding an expansion(or better, a sequel) with all the same ground-based RTS action, and a space-based Homeworld/Battlefleet Gothic, that also includes individual space-shooter control of fighters?

    Why do you have to thinks so small? Where's the monster ranching?

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Relic would never do a space RTS. They wouldn't do something that completely different with an already successful franchise.

    Space RTS, ha!

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    SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Goomba wrote: »
    Relic would never do a space RTS. They wouldn't do something that completely different with an already successful franchise.

    Space RTS, ha!

    I'm not laughing so I can't tell if this is a joke on Homeworld's behalf.

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    JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Rob, you're an asshole.

    Anyway, I want to 1v1 with you later so I can try out shit to beat your homo greyknight rush.

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    I'd love to see Rob play Eldar.

    "Ok, rush to the good midgame melee units and... fuck where are they oh fuck it's a harlequin? That's it? Oh wait no I'm supposed to use banshees? What the fuck is this shit?"

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    For Grey Knights I just hop into my Chimera and pew pew pew

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    DeadOnArrivalDeadOnArrival Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    JJ wrote: »
    Rob, you're an asshole.

    Anyway, I want to 1v1 with you later so I can try out shit to beat your homo greyknight rush.

    Can I 1v1 you guys?

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    DoA you got any free time?

    I'm hankerin' for some action.

    :winky:

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    AxenAxen My avatar is Excalibur. Yes, the sword.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Wow, I just bought this game yesterday. The Platinum Edition to be precise. I can't believe what I've been missing for the last 3 years.

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    jedijzjedijz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Goomba wrote: »
    I'd love to see Rob play Eldar.

    "Ok, rush to the good midgame melee units and... fuck where are they oh fuck it's a harlequin? That's it? Oh wait no I'm supposed to use banshees? What the fuck is this shit?"

    Before I copied your Eldar strategy I used a banshee rush strategy. They make pretty decent units with the Call of War upgrade. Not that great early or late game.

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    Goomba wrote: »
    It is no easy task winning a 1v3. You must jump many a hurdle, bettering three armies, the smallest.

    Aye, no mere man may win an uphill battle against thrice your men, it takes a courageous heart and will that makes steel look like copper. When you are that, then, and only then, may you win a 1v3.

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    jedijz wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    I'd love to see Rob play Eldar.

    "Ok, rush to the good midgame melee units and... fuck where are they oh fuck it's a harlequin? That's it? Oh wait no I'm supposed to use banshees? What the fuck is this shit?"

    Before I copied your Eldar strategy I used a banshee rush strategy. They make pretty decent units with the Call of War upgrade. Not that great early or late game.
    Pretty decent against not Khorne, Grey Knights, Nobz, tanks, heroes, Necron warriors, or flayed ones.

    I would deem them not worth it at all.

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    A-PuckA-Puck Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm ready for a bit o killing if anyone else is

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    I wanna play.

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    LeumasWhiteLeumasWhite New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You should probably play, then.

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    JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'll play i guess. I was going to watch the 1up show but the fucker quits downloadin half way.

    Must be the same shit that causes me to lag out.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Need another mans for 3 on 3

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    LeumasWhiteLeumasWhite New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So, have we raged ourselves out for the night? I was wanting to play. :|

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ports that you might try forwarding. Hamachi and DoW are listed below.

    my.php?image=pw1va3.jpg

    http://www.portforward.com/english/routers/port_forwarding/routerindex.htm

    A website guide to port forwarding. All you need to know is your router serial which is on the router hardware itself.

    Also leumas;
    thank you for you cooperation, testing has been concluded. ps come back on.

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Man, that was a good game. Even if we would have lost I would have still called that a good game.

    Because it was fucking awesome.

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