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1001 Weird Animal Facts

WindbitWindbit Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
I just found out that moray eels have two sets of jaws, and personally I find that incredibly interesting. It's amazing to see all the features that came into being through evolution. Since I'm sure I don't know everything about animals, I thought it would be fun to pool our collective knowledge of how animals are so much cooler than we give them credit for.

1) Penguins have an organ above their eyes that filters salt water, preventing the bird from ingesting too much salt while feeding in the ocean. The salt is excreted through the nostrils, and sometimes is sneezed out.

2) The tongue-eating louse is so named because it actually replaces the tongue of it's host. The louse crawls into a fish's gills and makes its way to the base of the tongue. Once there, it feeds on the tongue until nothing is left. To keep its host from dying, however, it anchors itself where the fish's tongue used to be and serves as its host's new tongue.

3) The bee orchid is a plant whose flowers resemble bees so much that male bees attempt to have sex with them. The plant's pollen sticks to any bees that attempt to copulate with it.

4) When the male deep sea anglerfish, which is tiny compared to the female of the species, finds a mate, it bites her skin and never lets go of her. Eventually the male grows attached to the female: his blood vessels link to hers, the eyes degenerate and finally vanish, and all eventually all that is left of the male is a sack of enlarged testes. The female, now possessing both male and female sex organs, continues to live on as a hermaphrodite.

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  • Bad KittyBad Kitty Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    That is both horrifying and so incredibly interesting.

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  • WindbitWindbit Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bad Kitty wrote: »
    That is both horrifying and so incredibly interesting.

    One in particularly, or all of them? Because I think the anglerfish one is the most alien.

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    See that thing below her tail fin? That's the male.

    BTW, her face reminds me of a beholder.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Yeah, that anglerfish one is pretty messed up. Interesting, but messed up.

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  • WindbitWindbit Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    5) The digestive system of the snail loops around inside its body and ends beside the head.

    I remember the first time I noticed this. I was watching a snail, and I noticed a hole appear on its neck. It started opening and closing, and at first I thought it breathed through that whole. It didn't take long to find out that I was mistaken.

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  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Anything from the deep sea has some of the most batshit craziest species I've ever seen. Watching documentaries on deep sea research is like watching a R-rated horror film.

    Personally, the Platypus is one of those animals that makes little sense. A mammal that has a bill, lays eggs, and the males have a large talon that excreets poison? Yeah, that's pretty crazy.

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  • Bad KittyBad Kitty Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Windbit wrote: »
    Bad Kitty wrote: »
    That is both horrifying and so incredibly interesting.

    One in particularly, or all of them? Because I think the anglerfish one is the most alien.

    deep05b.jpg

    See that thing below her tail fin? That's the male.

    BTW, her face reminds me of a beholder.

    Mostly the louse and the anglerfish ones.

    I remember watching Carl Sagan's Cosmos and being impressed with the Heike crabs, whose carapace resembles the face of a samurai mask and was explained as a product of artificial selection by humans. Superstitious fishermen would throw back the crabs resembling faces, so those resembling samurai survived. It was probably my first and strongest impression of the power of Darwinian evolution.

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  • WindbitWindbit Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I never saw Cosmos, but from what I've read about Sagan in the two issues of Skeptic that I own, he was a pretty cool guy. But I digress.

    Here's another factoid: Octopus' eyes always stay right side up, even if the rest of the animal's body is upside down.

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  • TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Many types of bacteria (such as Streptococcus pneumoniae) , when placed under stress (most notably when exposed to antibiotics) will kill other bacteria surrounding them and incorperate elements of the DNA released from their tiny corpses in the hope of finding something useful that will help them resist a poison or survive on a new food source.

    It doesn't get cooler than microkroot.

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  • WindbitWindbit Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Tastyfish wrote: »
    Many types of bacteria (such as Streptococcus pneumoniae) , when placed under stress (most notably when exposed to antibiotics) will kill other bacteria surrounding them and incorperate elements of the DNA released from their tiny corpses in the hope of finding something useful that will help them resist a poison or survive on a new food source.

    It doesn't get cooler than microkroot.

    Oh My God That Is So Fucking Cool.

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  • CasketCasket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    What about that crab where he closes his claw so hard and so fast that he creates temporary bubbles that are hotter than the surface of the sun.

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  • WindbitWindbit Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oh, I actually have clip of it somewhere... Here it is!

    It's a shrimp, BTW, not a crab.

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  • chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The mantis shrimp is pretty fucking scary, too. http://youtube.com/watch?v=mu6yrC6bjNo

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    sand tiger sharks, if the mother is carrying two babies, one of them will grow teeth and eat the other baby inside the womb.

    http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/sharkland/cannibalism.html

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  • AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Based on the look of that shrimps arm compared to the claw attached to it I imagine Popeye could create the same effect.

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  • Anarchy Rules!Anarchy Rules! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dogs can't look up

    cos Big Al said so

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Antelopes and animals similar to them (goats, for instance) have horizontal pupils in order to give them a wide view of a flat area to look out for predators. IE - impala on the savannah lookin' for lions.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Giraffes clean their ears with their tongues.

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    edited September 2007
    Don't click the spoiler if you have a fear of insects.
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    That's not a hummingbird. It's a moth that mimics hummingbirds.

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  • Mr BubblesMr Bubbles David Koresh Superstar Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I was like, one second away from posting that.

    Poor ants

    Poor mindcontrolled zombie fungus ants

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  • Mr BubblesMr Bubbles David Koresh Superstar Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
  • BitstreamBitstream Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Windbit wrote: »
    Oh, I actually have clip of it somewhere... Here it is!

    It's a shrimp, BTW, not a crab.

    Holy shit.

    Holy shit.

    Suddenly the wacky Protoculture thing in Robotech isn't so wacky. If I remember correctly, it was a seed with a specialized bit of DNA that contracted to create nuclear fusion between two trapped atoms, all to crack its own protective shell.

    ...anyway.

    I've always been a big fan of ants, especially the way their language and "hivemind" work. An individual ant is basically a little mobile computing node - just enough brain to control movement, carry out orders, and use one of only a few chemical signals. One ant is pathetically stupid and will most likely get itself killed. Get a group of them together, though, and they begin acting as neurons in a larger brain, and something eerily similar to rational decision-making emerges.

    Next time you find an ant in your house, just remember: its family is thinking about you.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Mr Bubbles wrote: »

    Jesus, this thing is so fucking cool. I saw it on Fooled by Nature a while ago.

    I love Animal Planet.

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  • CorlisCorlis Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Arikado wrote: »
    Anything from the deep sea has some of the most batshit craziest species I've ever seen. Watching documentaries on deep sea research is like watching a R-rated horror film.

    Personally, the Platypus is one of those animals that makes little sense. A mammal that has a bill, lays eggs, and the males have a large talon that excreets poison? Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
    The platypus looks like it was made by a Dungeons and Dragons fan who just started pulling physical attributes from various animals and threw them together into one conglomerate beast. It wouldn't surprise me if the thing had Spell Resistance.

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  • ElohssaElohssa Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm sorry I know this, but male box turtles have disporportionately large junk. And they're purple.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The Lyre Bird is awesome - I remember posting that a while back on another forum (and maybe even this one).

    The woodpecker's tongue takes a rather circuitous route through its head:

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    Also, you can lead a cow upstairs but not down. Ricky Gervais said so.

    A duck's quack echoes, despite the urban (or rural depending on the location of the duck) legend that it doesn't.

    A tapir has 14 toes.

    Snakes' tongues are forked for binocular smelling, the same way we have two eyes and ears.

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  • Demon LemonDemon Lemon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Wow, what a great top post.
    hahaha

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Elohssa wrote: »
    I'm sorry I know this, but male box turtles have disporportionately large junk. And they're purple.

    You've seen them fuck, I take it? The way they're shaped, they kind of need to have something that has good reach.

    Bigger turtles just spooge like Victoria Falls so that enough of it dribbles down the female's back and reaches the sex organs. I have seen this first hand, and it's a fucking fountain.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ducks have large cocks. Their cocks are also orange.

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  • Demon LemonDemon Lemon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Elohssa wrote: »
    I'm sorry I know this, but male box turtles have disporportionately large junk. And they're purple.

    You've seen them fuck, I take it? The way they're shaped, they kind of need to have something that has good reach.

    Bigger turtles just spooge like Victoria Falls so that enough of it dribbles down the female's back and reaches the sex organs. I have seen this first hand, and it's a fucking fountain.

    You caught my interest,

    umm, where did you see this happen?

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Are we on to penis facts now? A pig's is a corkscrew shape, and dolphins can use their penises to pick things up.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Elohssa wrote: »
    I'm sorry I know this, but male box turtles have disporportionately large junk. And they're purple.

    You've seen them fuck, I take it? The way they're shaped, they kind of need to have something that has good reach.

    Bigger turtles just spooge like Victoria Falls so that enough of it dribbles down the female's back and reaches the sex organs. I have seen this first hand, and it's a fucking fountain.

    You caught my interest,

    umm, where did you see this happen?

    My girlfriend's parents ran an animal show up in Ohio for a while, and it included several very large, very old tortoises, a handful of snakes, and a variety of fluffy creatures as well, like sugar gliders, hedgehogs (OMG cute), skunks, and chinchillas.

    The best part was that a few of the tortoises were as big as their chow, which was deathly afraid of them. They had a couple of birds that made a habit of using the tortoises as perches, too, as did the chinchillas at times. It was a very confused house.

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  • Demon LemonDemon Lemon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Thats pretty interesting,

    anyway back on topic.



    A squid has 10 tentacles.

    A snail's reproductive organs are in its head.

    A swan is the only bird with a penis.

    More people are killed annually by donkeys than in airplane crashes.

    Just one cow gives off enough harmful methane gas in a single day to fill around 400 liter bottles.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Thats pretty interesting,
    A swan is the only bird with a penis.

    This article about the longest bird penis (NSFW) begs to differ.

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  • Demon LemonDemon Lemon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited September 2007
    Man, I had a whole book about weird animal reproductive biology.

    Like the fact that rats have prehensile penises, which evolved because after sex, they excrete a sealent, which effectively corks the female so no other dude can knock her up. The prehensile penis is used to remove the last guy's cork.

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007

    Awww it's so sad!

    Hummingbird hearts can beat 500/600 per minute on average, top out in the thousands bpm, and go as low as 40 bpm.

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  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I forget the name of the bird, but there's a specie of sea cliff dwelling birds in South America that hibernate to the point where their hearts literally stop and are clinically dead. Spring comes along and their heats pick it up again.

    There's also some birds in Alaska that flash their boob plumage to attract females which is freaking hilarious. I saw this on PBS a few years ago, I think.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited September 2007
    Medopine wrote: »

    Awww it's so sad!

    Hummingbird hearts can beat 500/600 per minute on average, top out in the thousands bpm, and go as low as 40 bpm.

    That is ridiculously cool.

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  • RoundBoyRoundBoy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The spores controlling the ants was pretty cool...

    The shrimp - bubble - temperature thing reminds me of cold fusion experiments. The researcher claimed that bubbles could create temps approaching the sun temperature, thus sustaining cold fusion.. I think he was laughed at...

    Who's laughing now, science ?

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