I have an advanced learning class. There is a game where the first person starts a story and each other person must contribute one sentence to finish it off. One day it went like this
Me: "There was a beautiful girl who lived in Shanghai"
Student 1: "Her name was jenny"
Student 2: Looks through his dictionary... finds a word and asks my assisstant how to pronouce it and his sentence is
"Frank rape the girl"
The kid explains the word to the rest of the class and they all laugh, you know, because we all know how asians find rape amusing
Student 3's contribution was: "Frank rape and kill the girl'
Now when they come to class they say 'Hello teacher, you rape girl'
do you teach japanese kids to speak english in the JET program?
I have an advanced learning class. There is a game where the first person starts a story and each other person must contribute one sentence to finish it off. One day it went like this
Me: "There was a beautiful girl who lived in Shanghai"
Student 1: "Her name was jenny"
Student 2: Looks through his dictionary... finds a word and asks my assisstant how to pronouce it and his sentence is
"Frank rape the girl"
The kid explains the word to the rest of the class and they all laugh, you know, because we all know how asians find rape amusing
Student 3's contribution was: "Frank rape and kill the girl'
Now when they come to class they say 'Hello teacher, you rape girl'
do you teach japanese kids to speak english in the JET program?
FrankoSometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeatRegistered Userregular
edited September 2007
no I'm in China in the 'I'm working here and getting paid illegally' program
I think rape is funny for asians of all ethnicity though, it's nice they can finally share something to love, because the Chinese REALLY hate the Japanese
I have an advanced learning class. There is a game where the first person starts a story and each other person must contribute one sentence to finish it off. One day it went like this
Me: "There was a beautiful girl who lived in Shanghai"
Student 1: "Her name was jenny"
Student 2: Looks through his dictionary... finds a word and asks my assisstant how to pronouce it and his sentence is
"Frank rape the girl"
The kid explains the word to the rest of the class and they all laugh, you know, because we all know how asians find rape amusing
Student 3's contribution was: "Frank rape and kill the girl'
Now when they come to class they say 'Hello teacher, you rape girl'
do you teach japanese kids to speak english in the JET program?
no I'm in China in the 'I'm working here and getting paid illegally' program
I think rape is funny for asians of all ethnicity though, it's nice they can finally share something to love, because the Chinese REALLY hate the Japanese
It's also awesome how many Chinese warlords from the 30s ended up dying in Toronto old age homes.
I have an advanced learning class. There is a game where the first person starts a story and each other person must contribute one sentence to finish it off. One day it went like this
Me: "There was a beautiful girl who lived in Shanghai"
Student 1: "Her name was jenny"
Student 2: Looks through his dictionary... finds a word and asks my assisstant how to pronouce it and his sentence is
"Frank rape the girl"
The kid explains the word to the rest of the class and they all laugh, you know, because we all know how asians find rape amusing
Student 3's contribution was: "Frank rape and kill the girl'
Now when they come to class they say 'Hello teacher, you rape girl'
You know that you need to blog these things, right?
guys I'm beginning to really want to learn spanish
I can add it to my partly-known languages. But in this case I want to become fluent because I can get paid like 2x as much if I am also it would be pretty sweet to see some white british dude just come up and start making conversation in spanish
One of my Chefs was from Uruguay and Brazil. But you wouldn't know it, he has a pale white guy that looked, acted and talked like every other Canadian I know. Then one day he is talking with his dad on the phone. They start in English, move into Spanish, back to English, then to Portuguese... This lasted for like half an hour, I was sitting there amazed. Turns out his is completely fluent in English, Spanish and Portuguese... Not only that, he speaks all of them like a native.
I have an advanced learning class. There is a game where the first person starts a story and each other person must contribute one sentence to finish it off. One day it went like this
Me: "There was a beautiful girl who lived in Shanghai"
Student 1: "Her name was jenny"
Student 2: Looks through his dictionary... finds a word and asks my assisstant how to pronouce it and his sentence is
"Frank rape the girl"
The kid explains the word to the rest of the class and they all laugh, you know, because we all know how asians find rape amusing
Student 3's contribution was: "Frank rape and kill the girl'
Now when they come to class they say 'Hello teacher, you rape girl'
You know that you need to blog these things, right?
guys I'm beginning to really want to learn spanish
I can add it to my partly-known languages. But in this case I want to become fluent because I can get paid like 2x as much if I am also it would be pretty sweet to see some white british dude just come up and start making conversation in spanish
One of my Chefs was from Uruguay and Brazil. But you wouldn't know it, he has a pale white guy that looked, acted and talked like every other Canadian I know. Then one day he is talking with his dad on the phone. They start in English, move into Spanish, back to English, then to Portuguese... This lasted for like half an hour, I was sitting there amazed. Turns out his is completely fluent in English, Spanish and Portuguese... Not only that, he speaks all of them like a native.
tell me the truth
you'd have paid money for him to sit there and just talk to you, seamlessly switching between spanish and english
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FrankoSometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeatRegistered Userregular
japanese friend of mine was saying chinese people only care about money and they all dress and act the same and copy japanese style
and i told her to shutup and she is wrong and japanese style is everyone dresses like the same anime character
i'd hate to be a japanese guy in japan
"shit do i have enough mascara on, how are my bangs, is this silk dog collar on all the way, are my nails painted"
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FrankoSometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeatRegistered Userregular
edited September 2007
Here is my post from the other thread if you missed it, it is the reason why today I am VERY ANGRY
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Ill tell you the thing I never bought which makes me the dumbest, which would be condoms. Last night for me absolved into nothing more than nipple licking and akward silence because you never think you are going to need condoms in China with the way Chinese girls act which makes you think its impossible to have a one night stand with them.
Then suddenly your drunk and out dancing alone and you meet a girl who has been in fashion shoots and somehow you get her home with less than a Basic level in spoken chinese and you have no rubbers and it's too late to buy them from anywhere because you can only trust the supermarkets to sell you anything in China because the late night convience stores seem to only carry nothing but expired products and that's a risk I can't take.
And son of a bitch fuck
The End
"
guys I'm beginning to really want to learn spanish
I can add it to my partly-known languages. But in this case I want to become fluent because I can get paid like 2x as much if I am also it would be pretty sweet to see some white british dude just come up and start making conversation in spanish
One of my Chefs was from Uruguay and Brazil. But you wouldn't know it, he has a pale white guy that looked, acted and talked like every other Canadian I know. Then one day he is talking with his dad on the phone. They start in English, move into Spanish, back to English, then to Portuguese... This lasted for like half an hour, I was sitting there amazed. Turns out his is completely fluent in English, Spanish and Portuguese... Not only that, he speaks all of them like a native.
tell me the truth
you'd have paid money for him to sit there and just talk to you, seamlessly switching between spanish and english
No, not really... Not when I got paid to sit there and listen. I loved that job... 3 hours of work and about 5-7 hours of doing nothing a day.
Two girls came onto my ride today wearing kimonos. That was a little weird.
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FrankoSometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeatRegistered Userregular
edited September 2007
I still got some decent 3rd base action and i wanted to make this comment that that was the first time I've done anything sexual while speaking another language, and it is the most awesome thing ever, if you only know one language hurry and learn another and use it in a sexual situation, it is so much coolness.
japanese friend of mine was saying chinese people only care about money and they all dress and act the same and copy japanese style
and i told her to shutup and she is wrong and japanese style is everyone dresses like the same anime character
Chinese people all dress and act like KOREAN people
white people all dress and act like black people
lets just hope they aren't caught riiidin dirrrrty
one thing i like about black fashion is they are dipping back to the 20's-40's in some things
i really like those fancy hats why are hats so out of fashion now
i guess cause of emo hair
you mean the cool golf hats?
i have one of those
i wish it was solid black though. that is the only color that looks good as a hat on me
no no i mean like the 1020's swank gangster hats like frank sinatra used to wear
Man everything was better in the forties
The architecture was cooler, the clothes were cooler, the guns were cooler, and gang lords shot each other up in broad daylight and the public brought popcorn and watched
japanese friend of mine was saying chinese people only care about money and they all dress and act the same and copy japanese style
and i told her to shutup and she is wrong and japanese style is everyone dresses like the same anime character
Chinese people all dress and act like KOREAN people
white people all dress and act like black people
lets just hope they aren't caught riiidin dirrrrty
one thing i like about black fashion is they are dipping back to the 20's-40's in some things
i really like those fancy hats why are hats so out of fashion now
i guess cause of emo hair
you mean the cool golf hats?
i have one of those
i wish it was solid black though. that is the only color that looks good as a hat on me
no no i mean like the 1020's swank gangster hats like frank sinatra used to wear
Man everything was better in the forties
The architecture was cooler, the clothes were cooler, the guns were cooler, and gang lords shot each other up in broad daylight and the public brought popcorn and watched
you got to call women broads and dames
DAMES YOU CRAZY DAMES
i mean it's so much better than bitch or bitches
yeah i like the architecture too
i liked where humanity was then their vision its like we gave up on doing things BIG and with STYLE and was like hey
cereal straws
instead of fucking cookies and milk yeah
yeah lets waste money on that instead of a huge statue the size of a mountain with a sword in it
i miss statues
GIANT WOOSH YEAH LOOK AT IT THOSE ARE GOLD BREASTS
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do you teach japanese kids to speak english in the JET program?
quick guess from another indian guy I know which is amazingly close to the other one
Maharana
he's in china
pay fucking attention
You nearly got an anagram of the last half of my surname.
Ramana
I think rape is funny for asians of all ethnicity though, it's nice they can finally share something to love, because the Chinese REALLY hate the Japanese
that would be kinda awkward
sez u
It's also awesome how many Chinese warlords from the 30s ended up dying in Toronto old age homes.
but who knows i don't have my fingers on the pulse of the korean heartbeat
One of my Chefs was from Uruguay and Brazil. But you wouldn't know it, he has a pale white guy that looked, acted and talked like every other Canadian I know. Then one day he is talking with his dad on the phone. They start in English, move into Spanish, back to English, then to Portuguese... This lasted for like half an hour, I was sitting there amazed. Turns out his is completely fluent in English, Spanish and Portuguese... Not only that, he speaks all of them like a native.
You have a superfluous 'b'.
and i told her to shutup and she is wrong and japanese style is everyone dresses like the same anime character
tell me the truth
you'd have paid money for him to sit there and just talk to you, seamlessly switching between spanish and english
Chinese people all dress and act like KOREAN people
Shanghai Chinese kids are usually awesome.
i'd hate to be a japanese guy in japan
"shit do i have enough mascara on, how are my bangs, is this silk dog collar on all the way, are my nails painted"
"
Ill tell you the thing I never bought which makes me the dumbest, which would be condoms. Last night for me absolved into nothing more than nipple licking and akward silence because you never think you are going to need condoms in China with the way Chinese girls act which makes you think its impossible to have a one night stand with them.
Then suddenly your drunk and out dancing alone and you meet a girl who has been in fashion shoots and somehow you get her home with less than a Basic level in spoken chinese and you have no rubbers and it's too late to buy them from anywhere because you can only trust the supermarkets to sell you anything in China because the late night convience stores seem to only carry nothing but expired products and that's a risk I can't take.
And son of a bitch fuck
The End
"
No, not really... Not when I got paid to sit there and listen. I loved that job... 3 hours of work and about 5-7 hours of doing nothing a day.
white people all dress and act like black people
lets just hope they aren't caught riiidin dirrrrty
mad
You adapt... And bring magazines, newspapers, etc.
Thanks Warren Ellis!
fixed
one thing i like about black fashion is they are dipping back to the 20's-40's in some things
i really like those fancy hats why are hats so out of fashion now
i guess cause of emo hair
you mean the cool golf hats?
i have one of those
i wish it was solid black though. that is the only color that looks good as a hat on me
no no i mean like the 1020's swank gangster hats like frank sinatra used to wear
Man everything was better in the forties
The architecture was cooler, the clothes were cooler, the guns were cooler, and gang lords shot each other up in broad daylight and the public brought popcorn and watched
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you got to call women broads and dames
DAMES YOU CRAZY DAMES
i mean it's so much better than bitch or bitches
yeah i like the architecture too
i liked where humanity was then their vision its like we gave up on doing things BIG and with STYLE and was like hey
cereal straws
instead of fucking cookies and milk yeah
yeah lets waste money on that instead of a huge statue the size of a mountain with a sword in it
i miss statues
GIANT WOOSH YEAH LOOK AT IT THOSE ARE GOLD BREASTS
NIPPLES THE SIZE OF THREE GROWN MEN
this is not an invitation for ugly tits.
but guys, if I bone a 33 year old does that make me weird? She has an amazing body, so I'm pretty sure I'm okay with this.
Don't feel weird. Feel awesome.
just bone her and shutup about it already