and then pick someone you really don't like and name him "James Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live And Let Die The Man With The Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View To A Kill The Living Daylights Licence To Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond"
oh i got an indian name too but that one is real and is on my passport and other forms of identification
How come Indian folks never change their name when they come here?
i dunno
i think some of them do
like at work theres a couple of dudes named johnny and rocky (i fucking hate johnny im not even sure if thats his name i never actually bothered to learn it)
i think it might be because they learn it at school and i think they actually use it to some degree
so if you go to india most educated people will speak english. i think in some cases people from different parts of the country will have different native languages so they end up speaking english with eachother
so maybe they figure they are using english with eachother mostly so why come up with english names
but other countries like japan, korea, china, the kids get english names when they are young and start learning
i dunno why they feel its necessary but maybe since english is very much unused there, learning it is more for interaction with other countries
i actually asked this girl last week why she only gave me her english name before and not her chinese name
she said she figures western people would have trouble pronouncing it
oh i got an indian name too but that one is real and is on my passport and other forms of identification
How come Indian folks never change their name when they come here?
i dunno
i think some of them do
like at work theres a couple of dudes named johnny and rocky (i fucking hate johnny im not even sure if thats his name i never actually bothered to learn it)
i think it might be because they learn it at school and i think they actually use it to some degree
so if you go to india most educated people will speak english. i think in some cases people from different parts of the country will have different native languages so they end up speaking english with eachother
so maybe they figure they are using english with eachother mostly so why come up with english names
but other countries like japan, korea, china, the kids get english names when they are young and start learning
i dunno why they feel its necessary but maybe since english is very much unused there, learning it is more for interaction with other countries
i actually asked this girl last week why she only gave me her english name before and not her chinese name
she said she figures western people would have trouble pronouncing it
Eh I guess I got lucky with an Indian name that sounds western.
oh i got an indian name too but that one is real and is on my passport and other forms of identification
How come Indian folks never change their name when they come here?
i dunno
i think some of them do
like at work theres a couple of dudes named johnny and rocky (i fucking hate johnny im not even sure if thats his name i never actually bothered to learn it)
i think it might be because they learn it at school and i think they actually use it to some degree
so if you go to india most educated people will speak english. i think in some cases people from different parts of the country will have different native languages so they end up speaking english with eachother
so maybe they figure they are using english with eachother mostly so why come up with english names
but other countries like japan, korea, china, the kids get english names when they are young and start learning
i dunno why they feel its necessary but maybe since english is very much unused there, learning it is more for interaction with other countries
i actually asked this girl last week why she only gave me her english name before and not her chinese name
she said she figures western people would have trouble pronouncing it
Eh I guess I got lucky with an Indian name that sounds western.
john smith?
john wayne?
I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited September 2007
also pedophilia hasn't been serious business ever since To Catch A Predator
to catch a predator was like
OHHHHHH ANYONE COULD BE A PEDO JUST LIKE ON THAT SHOW ILL CATCH ILL BE LIKE THAT GUY
PEDO VIGILANTE
give it 5 more years
no one will care if you sleep with underages
Seph on
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited September 2007
guys I'm beginning to really want to learn spanish
I can add it to my partly-known languages. But in this case I want to become fluent because I can get paid like 2x as much if I am also it would be pretty sweet to see some white british dude just come up and start making conversation in spanish
guys I'm beginning to really want to learn spanish
I can add it to my partly-known languages. But in this case I want to become fluent because I can get paid like 2x as much if I am also it would be pretty sweet to see some white british dude just come up and start making conversation in spanish
guys I'm beginning to really want to learn spanish
I can add it to my partly-known languages. But in this case I want to become fluent because I can get paid like 2x as much if I am also it would be pretty sweet to see some white british dude just come up and start making conversation in spanish
i know just enough spanish to get laughed at by everyone who comes into wal mart
they say something, i understand, i take 5 minutes to word it not-so-properly. they get the message but laugh the whole time
jerks
I'm going out of my way to try to speak spanish
stop laughing
i guess translated, my explanation on phones would be something like "there, phone... cents of 10... a minute... card is feeling well for 90 days... phone dollars 30. its my favorite phone"
oh i got an indian name too but that one is real and is on my passport and other forms of identification
How come Indian folks never change their name when they come here?
i dunno
i think some of them do
like at work theres a couple of dudes named johnny and rocky (i fucking hate johnny im not even sure if thats his name i never actually bothered to learn it)
i think it might be because they learn it at school and i think they actually use it to some degree
so if you go to india most educated people will speak english. i think in some cases people from different parts of the country will have different native languages so they end up speaking english with eachother
so maybe they figure they are using english with eachother mostly so why come up with english names
but other countries like japan, korea, china, the kids get english names when they are young and start learning
i dunno why they feel its necessary but maybe since english is very much unused there, learning it is more for interaction with other countries
i actually asked this girl last week why she only gave me her english name before and not her chinese name
she said she figures western people would have trouble pronouncing it
Eh I guess I got lucky with an Indian name that sounds western.
john smith?
john wayne?
My last name is enjoyable to say.
My first name is Arvind.
My improptu western name (which I give out to people I don't really want to meet ever again as a joke) is George.
FrankoSometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeatRegistered Userregular
edited September 2007
I have an advanced learning class. There is a game where the first person starts a story and each other person must contribute one sentence to finish it off. One day it went like this
Me: "There was a beautiful girl who lived in Shanghai"
Student 1: "Her name was jenny"
Student 2: Looks through his dictionary... finds a word and asks my assisstant how to pronouce it and his sentence is
"Frank rape the girl"
The kid explains the word to the rest of the class and they all laugh, you know, because we all know how asians find rape amusing
Student 3's contribution was: "Frank rape and kill the girl'
Now when they come to class they say 'Hello teacher, you rape girl'
Franko on
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
guys I'm beginning to really want to learn spanish
I can add it to my partly-known languages. But in this case I want to become fluent because I can get paid like 2x as much if I am also it would be pretty sweet to see some white british dude just come up and start making conversation in spanish
i know just enough spanish to get laughed at by everyone who comes into wal mart
they say something, i understand, i take 5 minutes to word it not-so-properly. they get the message but laugh the whole time
jerks
I'm going out of my way to try to speak spanish
stop laughing
i guess translated, my explanation on phones would be something like "there, phone... cents of 10... a minute... card is feeling well for 90 days... phone dollars 30. its my favorite phone"
and they just laugh and laugh
i hate them
fuck them tell them "por favor senior/seniorita, no habla espanol"
oh i got an indian name too but that one is real and is on my passport and other forms of identification
How come Indian folks never change their name when they come here?
i dunno
i think some of them do
like at work theres a couple of dudes named johnny and rocky (i fucking hate johnny im not even sure if thats his name i never actually bothered to learn it)
i think it might be because they learn it at school and i think they actually use it to some degree
so if you go to india most educated people will speak english. i think in some cases people from different parts of the country will have different native languages so they end up speaking english with eachother
so maybe they figure they are using english with eachother mostly so why come up with english names
but other countries like japan, korea, china, the kids get english names when they are young and start learning
i dunno why they feel its necessary but maybe since english is very much unused there, learning it is more for interaction with other countries
i actually asked this girl last week why she only gave me her english name before and not her chinese name
she said she figures western people would have trouble pronouncing it
Eh I guess I got lucky with an Indian name that sounds western.
john smith?
john wayne?
My last name is enjoyable to say.
My first name is Arvind.
My improptu western name (which I give out to people I don't really want to meet ever again as a joke) is George.
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you are devil may cry
you are virtua fighter
you are guitar hero
you are pro evolution soccer
you are sailor moon
How come Indian folks never change their name when they come here?
am i a bad korean
also needed
also name one of them Laharl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q13-JmS7UiY&mode=related&search=
this gives me an idea
convince everyone in your class that all americans have "aka's"
i can see it now
"steve, aka. captain funky fresh da boy from da hud richardson?"
"here"
here
Oh, wait...
bingo, most of my kids are named Tom because they can't really pronounce anything else. I tried to name a kid Ryan and he is still saying Kryan
17 is totally not a child
I would bone a lo of 17 year olds
Also about 17 year olds, if it's good enough for Scott Pilgrim it's good enough for me.
Also I'm 16.
how fitting
you'll never learn that way KRYAN
WAH WAH MY NAME IS KRYAN
then go all chinese immigrant on them
YOU BIG BABY
YOU NEVA GET REAL JOB
john
steve
mark
chris
luke
and then pick someone you really don't like and name him "James Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live And Let Die The Man With The Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View To A Kill The Living Daylights Licence To Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond"
as demonstrated here
i dunno
i think some of them do
like at work theres a couple of dudes named johnny and rocky (i fucking hate johnny im not even sure if thats his name i never actually bothered to learn it)
i think it might be because they learn it at school and i think they actually use it to some degree
so if you go to india most educated people will speak english. i think in some cases people from different parts of the country will have different native languages so they end up speaking english with eachother
so maybe they figure they are using english with eachother mostly so why come up with english names
but other countries like japan, korea, china, the kids get english names when they are young and start learning
i dunno why they feel its necessary but maybe since english is very much unused there, learning it is more for interaction with other countries
i actually asked this girl last week why she only gave me her english name before and not her chinese name
she said she figures western people would have trouble pronouncing it
Eh I guess I got lucky with an Indian name that sounds western.
What the hell is Maanaya?
john smith?
john wayne?
All those high school years fucking wasted.
AHahaha
OHHHHHH ANYONE COULD BE A PEDO JUST LIKE ON THAT SHOW ILL CATCH ILL BE LIKE THAT GUY
PEDO VIGILANTE
give it 5 more years
no one will care if you sleep with underages
I can add it to my partly-known languages. But in this case I want to become fluent because I can get paid like 2x as much if I am also it would be pretty sweet to see some white british dude just come up and start making conversation in spanish
like edison
hattie
man that's oodles of fun to decipher the first time you meet him
spanish is the language of the slaves
i know just enough spanish to get laughed at by everyone who comes into wal mart
they say something, i understand, i take 5 minutes to word it not-so-properly. they get the message but laugh the whole time
jerks
I'm going out of my way to try to speak spanish
stop laughing
i guess translated, my explanation on phones would be something like "there, phone... cents of 10... a minute... card is feeling well for 90 days... phone dollars 30. its my favorite phone"
and they just laugh and laugh
i hate them
My last name is enjoyable to say.
My first name is Arvind.
My improptu western name (which I give out to people I don't really want to meet ever again as a joke) is George.
Me: "There was a beautiful girl who lived in Shanghai"
Student 1: "Her name was jenny"
Student 2: Looks through his dictionary... finds a word and asks my assisstant how to pronouce it and his sentence is
"Frank rape the girl"
The kid explains the word to the rest of the class and they all laugh, you know, because we all know how asians find rape amusing
Student 3's contribution was: "Frank rape and kill the girl'
Now when they come to class they say 'Hello teacher, you rape girl'
mahna mahna
get it right or else
do do do do do
MAH NA MAH NA
fuck them tell them "por favor senior/seniorita, no habla espanol"
fuckin do it
hey thats my cousins name