I am 13 and I'm pretty sure I'm awakening. This kinda sucks at my age because it's summer. Long days, hot sun, it sucks! Well, what really sucks about it is that the only way I could get blood would be to cut myself which I'm not too keen on doing. I can't get sunglasses because I wear regular glasses; I just got a new pair of glasses about a month ago and I need to wear them all the time. I'm also starting to get photosensitive and my brothers are gonna love to tease me about that. There's no way I'm telling them. And even if I do tell anyone, they'll think it's in my head because right before my awakening I started to really get into vampires (by the way, is that normal?). A good cover would be to go goth or emo, because my brothers already think I'm gonna do that anyway. The problem with that is my girlfriend wouldn't like it too much. And we hardly ever have any of the foods mentioned on this site that help with the thirst.
hahahaha
so many 13 year old vampires on this site
I hate myself for being in the same generation as those people
I'm a graveyard haunter. When I can get out of my house at night (sneaking out is so easy), I usually go to the local cemetery and hang out. Now, I don't know why, but there's always this little group of old ladies that's there from 12 to 3, tending their relatives' graves or something.
Once I was sitting in the shadows of a tomb, all decked out in black clothes (capes work well), white makeup and black eyes and lips, the drill. I straighten my hair if I want to be especially vampy, so my hair was down and I had the bottom two inches dyed black. Fangs too. (I have natural fangs, but I wear bigger ones). So I'm sitting in the shadows and I hear (love vamp hearing) these ladies talking about the local legend (a girl who died and came back as a vampyre) and how they know it's just a story.
So when they came past my little hiding spot I stood up real quick. They jumped and stared at me, going an unhealthy color of gray porridge. I grinned and said "Hello..." in a hissing voice. "How are you ladies tonight?"
They stood there and stuttered.
"I was just hanging here for a while...hope you don't mind..." I pointed at the "vampyre's" grave. "I like to get out of the ground once in a while. Care to join me for a little drink?" (I'm a hybrid.)
One of the women kept looking up at me (I'm 5'7") and went: "N-n-no..."
I put a real nasty look on my face and bared my fangs again, then snarled and hissed and moved threateningly (and quickly) toward them. They shrieked and ran for it as quick as their old bones could carry them. Hee hee hee...
maybe 7 or 8 years down the line the teenagers then will have something even more terrible going on and you guys can sit up and be like "thank God I'm not in that age group"
I am 13 and I'm pretty sure I'm awakening. This kinda sucks at my age because it's summer. Long days, hot sun, it sucks! Well, what really sucks about it is that the only way I could get blood would be to cut myself which I'm not too keen on doing. I can't get sunglasses because I wear regular glasses; I just got a new pair of glasses about a month ago and I need to wear them all the time. I'm also starting to get photosensitive and my brothers are gonna love to tease me about that. There's no way I'm telling them. And even if I do tell anyone, they'll think it's in my head because right before my awakening I started to really get into vampires (by the way, is that normal?). A good cover would be to go goth or emo, because my brothers already think I'm gonna do that anyway. The problem with that is my girlfriend wouldn't like it too much. And we hardly ever have any of the foods mentioned on this site that help with the thirst.
hahahaha
so many 13 year old vampires on this site
I hate myself for being in the same generation as those people
maybe 7 or 8 years down the line the teenagers then will have something even more terrible going on and you guys can sit up and be like "thank God I'm not in that age group"
there has to be a limit to this stuff and i think we've hit it
unless the next generation of teenagers is really into scraping the upper layer of skin off of their dicks i don't think we can get much worse
Nah, they'll just be into having their dicks removed.
maybe 7 or 8 years down the line the teenagers then will have something even more terrible going on and you guys can sit up and be like "thank God I'm not in that age group"
there has to be a limit to this stuff and i think we've hit it
unless the next generation of teenagers is really into scraping the upper layer of skin off of their dicks i don't think we can get much worse
maybe they'll start thinking they're alien hybrids or something
and write blogs about how it's so hard to have their family understand why they're waving flashlights on the roof in an attempt to bring down their "real" parents.
I have the Grouphug book. I bought it a couple of years ago. I let this chick borrow it on a school trip one time and she loved it. I haven't actually read it so I don't know if it's any good.
I am a 17-year-old recently awakened hybrid (sangi/psi) vamp. My problem is probably common. I have a problem with getting blood. I had a friend that would donate to me, but she has moved across the country, and only a couple other people know what I am... But they aren't willing to donate. So I have to get most of my energy from nature...which I have no problem with. But I get bad cravings for blood a lot. We don't have any butchers around where I live; we only have big delis, and I don't think I could get blood from them. I have a friend (well... more of an acquaintance really) who is a sang vamp, and he kills rabbits and other animals like that for blood, but I don't feel comfortable killing anything. And I don't really feel comfortable asking him to do it for me seeing as how we aren't very close, and he doesn't even know I've awakened. I drink my own sometimes when I really start vamping out for the taste of it...but that doesn't hold me very long. So, if you guys have any suggestions, or can help in any way... please email me at BSwolf13 (at)aol.com.
Question: In regards to that vamp site....Would it be really mean to sign up, and make a post with a giant fucking cross in a spoiler tag?
Cause i think that'd be pretty funny.
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maybe 7 or 8 years down the line the teenagers then will have something even more terrible going on and you guys can sit up and be like "thank God I'm not in that age group"
there has to be a limit to this stuff and i think we've hit it
unless the next generation of teenagers is really into scraping the upper layer of skin off of their dicks i don't think we can get much worse
maybe they'll start thinking they're alien hybrids or something
and write blogs about how it's so hard to have their family understand why they're waving flashlights on the roof in an attempt to bring down their "real" parents.
According to Google, there's only one image of Fred Christ on the entirety of the internets, and it's not a pretty one, so I can't be bothered to link an image here.
Just pretend Fred Christ from Transmetropolitan is staring up at you.
I am a 17-year-old recently awakened hybrid (sangi/psi) vamp. My problem is probably common. I have a problem with getting blood. I had a friend that would donate to me, but she has moved across the country, and only a couple other people know what I am... But they aren't willing to donate. So I have to get most of my energy from nature...which I have no problem with. But I get bad cravings for blood a lot. We don't have any butchers around where I live; we only have big delis, and I don't think I could get blood from them. I have a friend (well... more of an acquaintance really) who is a sang vamp, and he kills rabbits and other animals like that for blood, but I don't feel comfortable killing anything. And I don't really feel comfortable asking him to do it for me seeing as how we aren't very close, and he doesn't even know I've awakened. I drink my own sometimes when I really start vamping out for the taste of it...but that doesn't hold me very long. So, if you guys have any suggestions, or can help in any way... please email me at BSwolf13 (at)aol.com.
But I don't want to believe "vampires" are mentally ill.
I want to believe they're stupid.
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I am a 17-year-old recently awakened hybrid (sangi/psi) vamp. My problem is probably common. I have a problem with getting blood. I had a friend that would donate to me, but she has moved across the country, and only a couple other people know what I am... But they aren't willing to donate. So I have to get most of my energy from nature...which I have no problem with. But I get bad cravings for blood a lot. We don't have any butchers around where I live; we only have big delis, and I don't think I could get blood from them. I have a friend (well... more of an acquaintance really) who is a sang vamp, and he kills rabbits and other animals like that for blood, but I don't feel comfortable killing anything. And I don't really feel comfortable asking him to do it for me seeing as how we aren't very close, and he doesn't even know I've awakened. I drink my own sometimes when I really start vamping out for the taste of it...but that doesn't hold me very long. So, if you guys have any suggestions, or can help in any way... please email me at BSwolf13 (at)aol.com.
Thanks so much guys!
Contributed by -bloodless heart-
How do we know the queers aren't just latent vampires?
Someone mail Nev garlic and crosses, stat!
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edited October 2007
Something that is happening more frequently with me as I dress more the way I feel comfortable in (black, flowing dresses, cloaks...you know), the more I have to put up with ignorant morons. For instance, I'm sure everyone has the pet peeve of sitting on a bus, listening to somebody's walkman from the back. All I did was ask if they could please turn it down. What did I get in return? "It's my f**king music, and I'm gonna listen to it! And who the f**k are you anyways? Dracula?" The sniggers from around us were tangible. I'm just disgusted that when I choose to be an individual by indulging in my choice of clothing, there are assholes out there who can't see past their own choice to be a sheep and look like everyone else. I feel better already...
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Those fucking sheep all dressing the same, not like me though!
The Black HunterThe key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered Userregular
edited October 2007
"My eyes are extremely sensitive to light, anyway. Shine a BRIGHT light directly into my eyes and they are going to squeeze shut, whether I choose to have them open or not! I know that they can be pried open (while I'm grabbing onto the chair and trying not to squirm and jerk around and growl and whimper and squeel like a caged, wild animal!*); it can and has been done. This ... individual -- I REFUSE to refer to him by any title! -- would not even give the eye-pry a try. He just said, basically, Well if you're not going to let me do this then the eye exam is over. To which I said that he would need to manually open my eyes to look at them and to put the drops in -- which sting terribly! But he refused. And his attitude towards me / having to bother with me was really rude. Downright rude and snotty.
Doctors who are rude and snotty towards patients with individual needs should not be doctors at all. They should have to quit, and be plumbers or taxi drivers or something.
I also had inquired (although it's moot at this point) about any possibility of doing the examination without administering these drops (which dilate the eyes and cause everything to be god-awfully bright to a normal person), and explained about my eyes being sensitive. He didn't care; he just asked if I'd brought a pair of sunglasses with me. -- Yes, I had. But those don't even fully compensate for normal light levels, let alone after my eyes be dilated!
I was willing to endure the eye-drops, but he wouldn't even make the effort to open my eyes to put them in. Oh, well. Appointment's over. Bye. And I'd waited something like an hour or more in the waiting room, knowing something like this would happen, but hoping that I would be helped by someone who gave a damn. Further, he tried to put it all off on me like I was just trying to be a difficult @$$hole, and do I want to take the exam or not? What did I just say to him?? "
Fucking Idiocy.
He isn't rude, you are just a precocious bitch.
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edited October 2007
oh dear
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The Black HunterThe key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered Userregular
edited October 2007
This is making me angry.
THE REASON YOU ARE SICK IN SUNLIGHT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE UNUSED TO IT, IT IS AN ACTUAL ILLNESS, IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A VAMPIRE
ALSO, NO-ONE WANTS TO WAKE UP AFTER 12 HOURS SLEEP! NO-ONE WANTS TO WAKE UP AFTER SLEEP
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I'm going to sleep
God damnit... ''vampires''.....
Eww, it's nearly an e-petition.
I hope not.
Once I was sitting in the shadows of a tomb, all decked out in black clothes (capes work well), white makeup and black eyes and lips, the drill. I straighten my hair if I want to be especially vampy, so my hair was down and I had the bottom two inches dyed black. Fangs too. (I have natural fangs, but I wear bigger ones). So I'm sitting in the shadows and I hear (love vamp hearing) these ladies talking about the local legend (a girl who died and came back as a vampyre) and how they know it's just a story.
So when they came past my little hiding spot I stood up real quick. They jumped and stared at me, going an unhealthy color of gray porridge. I grinned and said "Hello..." in a hissing voice. "How are you ladies tonight?"
They stood there and stuttered.
"I was just hanging here for a while...hope you don't mind..." I pointed at the "vampyre's" grave. "I like to get out of the ground once in a while. Care to join me for a little drink?" (I'm a hybrid.)
One of the women kept looking up at me (I'm 5'7") and went: "N-n-no..."
I put a real nasty look on my face and bared my fangs again, then snarled and hissed and moved threateningly (and quickly) toward them. They shrieked and ran for it as quick as their old bones could carry them. Hee hee hee...
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jokes on you youngins'!
maybe 7 or 8 years down the line the teenagers then will have something even more terrible going on and you guys can sit up and be like "thank God I'm not in that age group"
I think we need to restart this generation
just press the reset button or something
Nah, they'll just be into having their dicks removed.
maybe they'll start thinking they're alien hybrids or something
and write blogs about how it's so hard to have their family understand why they're waving flashlights on the roof in an attempt to bring down their "real" parents.
bloodless heart drinks his own blood
well at least it's rich in IRONy
we need to organize an SE++ vampire hunt
to be shot on sight
Cause i think that'd be pretty funny.
-- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
According to Google, there's only one image of Fred Christ on the entirety of the internets, and it's not a pretty one, so I can't be bothered to link an image here.
Just pretend Fred Christ from Transmetropolitan is staring up at you.
I want to believe they're stupid.
Someone mail Nev garlic and crosses, stat!
Because garlic croutons are, like, the gay equivalent of water?
I just wanted to draw sad Peanut Hitler...
They have adapted. Evolution in action.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Those fucking sheep all dressing the same, not like me though!
HOLY SHIT
Its the little fuming squiggle that sells it.
Doctors who are rude and snotty towards patients with individual needs should not be doctors at all. They should have to quit, and be plumbers or taxi drivers or something.
I also had inquired (although it's moot at this point) about any possibility of doing the examination without administering these drops (which dilate the eyes and cause everything to be god-awfully bright to a normal person), and explained about my eyes being sensitive. He didn't care; he just asked if I'd brought a pair of sunglasses with me. -- Yes, I had. But those don't even fully compensate for normal light levels, let alone after my eyes be dilated!
I was willing to endure the eye-drops, but he wouldn't even make the effort to open my eyes to put them in. Oh, well. Appointment's over. Bye. And I'd waited something like an hour or more in the waiting room, knowing something like this would happen, but hoping that I would be helped by someone who gave a damn. Further, he tried to put it all off on me like I was just trying to be a difficult @$$hole, and do I want to take the exam or not? What did I just say to him?? "
Fucking Idiocy.
He isn't rude, you are just a precocious bitch.
THE REASON YOU ARE SICK IN SUNLIGHT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE UNUSED TO IT, IT IS AN ACTUAL ILLNESS, IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A VAMPIRE
ALSO, NO-ONE WANTS TO WAKE UP AFTER 12 HOURS SLEEP! NO-ONE WANTS TO WAKE UP AFTER SLEEP