814054966 my dog fucked me up the ass multiple times in one night. It felt so good... i just couldnt stop. i must have cummed 7 times all over him. what a night.
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edited September 2007
well fuck, i mean if he had any business calls it would have to be pan-dimensional service. i doubt the phone companies even have bundles for that kind of shit.
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Dave, I fucked youre wife in her asshole. I came inside her and made her suck the shit off my cock. She was loose though, looks like someone beat me to it. HAHA fuck you, I hope you read this. Love Rob
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Dave, I fucked youre wife in her asshole. I came inside her and made her suck the shit off my cock. She was loose though, looks like someone beat me to it. HAHA fuck you, I hope you read this. Love Rob
haha, yes.
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"It's like a pterodactyl from a gay Jurassic Park."
My friend kissed me the other day. She is a girl. She said that she couldn't help it and that i just turn her on. I'm not gay... but i enjoyed it... a lot. What does that mean?
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I knew I forgot something
Perhaps the guy dropped his phone in surprise during the theft
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PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
i was thinking sort of along the same lines
maybe death gets bullshit long distance charges
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
And he's on the phone telling whoever the guy was talking to: "I stole your buddy's soul, and I'm coming for you".
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I want to be a transexual hooker... like the one eddie murphy picked up
Hahahaha
yes
ice double combo boo urns
This is great. Not only is it funny, but the guy's boobs and belly button combine to make a horrified face.
haha, yes.
he's got man in the moon syndrome
not enough people are appreciating this
all his fur came off
I am blue
sing me a song
My friend kissed me the other day. She is a girl. She said that she couldn't help it and that i just turn her on. I'm not gay... but i enjoyed it... a lot. What does that mean?
Oh to be a work of art...
I feel guilty making that for such a crappy joke.
620271469 I put my penis in a Goldfish's bowl once.
There is a girl I know who blames all the bullshit she gives other people on the apparent fact that she was raped when she was 3.
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Could possibly affect some people, but I doubt it is true in this girls case.
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i made this at like 5 am last night
what the fuck was going on