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There's a hole in the wall. A Portal.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Party Escort Submission Position

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    heh, just grabbed the sound files now. Man, those turret voices are cute.

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    LiveWireLiveWire Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hey, Jonathon Coulton wrote the song at the end credits! I bet he'll play it at PAX next year.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    (=3 wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    (=3 wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    (=3 wrote: »
    So is there actually a way to escape?

    After you go through the secret room after the fire pit and flow through the pipes, you just go back to a testing chamber.
    there is much much much more

    keep going
    Okay, I got through that.

    Now, I'm up to the part where there was the missile shooting thingy. Broke all the glass.

    But I can't seem to find a way to crawl up the vent.
    speaking of glass
    look up

    Ohhhhhhhhhhh

    Thanks
    heh, I just used a couple computer towers and an office chair

    I also really liked when you enter the room behind the scenes with the two metal walkways on opposite sides of the room and the huge pool of waste, where there's the set of abandoned rooms where you can see where the test observers were sitting.

    One of the best parts of the game, especially for the creepy awesomeness factor, is that there is NOBODY in the entire place, makes you really feel alone and in danger

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I can't find the song.

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    LiveWireLiveWire Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Me either. Heres the song on youtube though:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdLQCR1bRY

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    Yeah, see, I think it would drive people crazy.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Please move quickly to the chamber lock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the button are not part of this test.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    (=3 wrote: »
    I can't find the song.

    Found it.

    It's in Portal Content, and not Portal English.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    LiveWire wrote: »
    Me either. Heres the song on youtube though:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdLQCR1bRY

    portal content.gfc > portal > sound > music > portal still alive

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It says right here in your personnel file: Unlikeable, liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable longer, whos passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal, very official.

    It also says you were adopted, so that's funny too.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i think valve should release the text of the dialog for her

    i would almost pay for it
    almost

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    NotACrook wrote: »
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    See, I did this once. Only with two turrets at once. But the thing is. One of them disappeared. Seriously, what the fuck. It looked like it just went.. down into one portal and got stuck underneath it or something. It kind of broke my mind. The other one just kept doing what this one is.

    Now off to play Advanced Level 18

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i think valve should release the text of the dialog for her

    i would almost pay for it
    almost

    Can't you just turn on subtitles?

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i think valve should release the text of the dialog for her

    i would almost pay for it
    almost

    Can't you just turn on subtitles?

    not just in game, i would like to have them outside of the game for reading late at night in bed

    hmm, can i rip the subtitles out of the game?
    i shall investigate

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what happened to that portal song? :(

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what's wrong rane?

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    I just played through with dev commentary and realized that the end credits song was written by Jonathan Coulton

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Noone reads this thread.

    I told everyone that! And described how awesome it was!

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    what's wrong rane?

    that one alive song was posted when i was at school

    and now I cannot find it in the thread

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    RAR RAR RAR NERD RAGE!

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    I am outraged.

    Kinda.

    Sorta.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    what's wrong rane?

    that one alive song was posted when i was at school

    and now I cannot find it in the thread

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYLVb2FcAas

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    arg shitfuck. Advanced level 18 rapes babies and nuns. I give up on it until later. It is freaking crazy.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    found it false alarm

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    man

    I'm really considering buying this

    :/

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    rane, you really should

    i did it

    i'd do it again, too

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ran seriously, this is the best game ever.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    it is the only game i can remember playing that has actually had me laugh out loud at the dialog

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    godamnit you dicks

    can I even run this game with my radeon 9600 pro?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I would have thought so. I could run it on an x300.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    godamnit you dicks

    can I even run this game with my radeon 9600 pro?

    www.systemrequirementslab.com

    edit: although, they said my video card didn't have enough RAM, yet i played it

    edit edit: check it under half-life 2: orange box if you use their thingy

    edit edit edit: they say "NVIDIA GeForce3+ / ATI Radeon 8500+" for orange box, you should be okay, i think

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    hey I passed everything for the orange box


    damnit you dudes

    I do not have the cash for this


    D:

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    You will not regret it Ran.

    It is the best thing ever.

    ever.


    CAKE!

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    damnit you guys I just clicked the purchase button

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I will justify this purchase by stealing GH3 instead of buying it

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I love you Ran.

    In time, roughly the amount of time it will take to download and play Portal, you will love me too.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    downloading

    1%

    :D

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