Secret Satans II: Return Of The Giftening: Director's Cut: Volume II

Kuribo's Shoe

(thanks Mully)

ALRIGHT KIDS

SIGN UP TIME

What is this? For those of you who are just joining us, I do this thing every year whereby the members of this forum exchange beads and trinkets in the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ, our one true savior, who will help us smite the evil muslims. Or uh, you know, Christmas. (Non Judeo-Christians welcome and encouraged to participate.)

Okay, to sign up I need you to send an email with your forum name as the subject, and your address as the body to secretsatans@gmail.com. You can say I AM SO IN as many times as you want, no email, you're up shit creek, potzie.

Signups end November 1st. OR POSSIBLY EVEN EARLIER APPARENTLY. No excuses.

GROUND RULES

1. Unless you know that the person you get is cool with it, NO NSFW CONTENT IN YOUR GIFT. Seriously, it only takes one dumb parent to ruin this shit for everyone.

2. There is no spending limit, upwards or downwards. Feel free to spend as much as you want, but do not expect a gift of equal value. Which leads me into rule number 3.

3. Don't bitch about your gift. Unless it's readily apparent that this person put absolutely no thought into your gift. Then you can show it on the forums and we'll all ridicule him. But don't bitch about something that someone obviously put some time into. This is known as the Sarukun Rule.

4. Don't bitch about who you got. This is a community building exercise. If you wanted someone in particular, just ask me for their address and you can buy them something on your own time. P.S. If you get someone you REALLY hate, nothing says "backhanded gift" like a donation to charity in someone's name! www.childsplaycharity.org

5. Send a gift. There will be consequences this year. This is a guarantee.

this is what we want



not this



6. This one isn't a rule, so much as a general notice, but there will be people of different countries participating. My advice if you get such a person is try to find an amazon in their country, or similar website, and simply order them something with a credit card. If there is absolutely no way you can do an international satan, please let me know in your address email.

Alright, I'll be updating the list as necessary.

Go to it!

Participants:
Kuribo's Shoe
Ani_b
WhipstitchZombie
Gabe
Tycho
Khoo
Skull Man
Monkeybomb
satansfingers
lostwords
SOTAR
Munkus Beaver
GABBO GABBO GABBO (manifest)
Rage
Sheri
johnny_rocker
Rankenphile
Wise_a
Jordyn
Weaver
The Lovely Bastard
gazamc
Rolo
Stale
Scarlet St.

Silmaril
Sarukun
CrackedLens
Tonkka
Redfenix
Kadith
DrZiplock
Keith
Squashua
ThatDudeOverThere
Etch
The Geek
QuestionMarkMan
DarkPrimus
Hunter
Bent
Dely Apple
potatoe
Granddaddy Delicious
Callius
Sars_Boy
Filler
PotU
powerss
12gauge
Koshian
TxdoHawk
Okami
Barcardi
Grath
Green
Neville
naporeon
Penguin Incarnate
Veretas
Mathilda (Mr. Leonheart)
tony_important
cheshire
Linksville
B.C.
Dynagrip
Dumb Hero
Artreus
redimpulse
Orikaeshigitae
Lord Dave and EP together as one
Mr. Embarkation
bomb-bar-dee-ay
Theidar
Meissnerd
bsjezz
Perrsun
Fallout
Pb
Rockmonkey
DrIanMalcolm
Caulk Bite
Larlar
ZeroFill
Wombat!!
Fizban
Balefuego
BusterK
Orestes
World as Myth
NotACrookator
CorpseRT
PolaGo
#pipe
Lardalish
Xaquin
Zot
Tossrock
Devlin_Dragonus
As7
The Geebs That Is A Mod
kusugattai
futility
starfuck (ODOE ON THE PACKAGE PLEASE)
Mysst
Ronjon
fightinfilipino
Reginald
Bushi
Marathon
Joon
Mully
Commie
Qorzm
Belruel
Cosmic Sombrero
Daric
Moriveth/Janson
SporkAndrew
The Otaku Inquisition
Zombies Tossed My Salad
Vivixenne
szechuanosaurus
Legacy
Precisionk
Bogey
Quethal
AgentOfOrange
Darkseid
joshgotro
Quirk
ManonVonSuperock
MiracleManS
Agent Vesago
cSpooge
FlamingPineapple
Marshmallow
Raneados
Shorty
Bendery
Favlaud
Spookymuffin
Edward Strangelove
Cogliostro
.
skinny87
Arithena
Captain K
mcnally
Mugenmidget
Evander
Jimbobthemonkey
Kimihiro
Hamju
Speakeasy
Dex Dynamo
Blankspace
IpseDixit
Bucketman
MulysaSempronius
Shieux
Highfire
PkErthbnd

Bogey

Thanks, dude. :^:

World as Myth

that is quite the list

Belruel

woo, i am pretty excited guys

Orestes

Belruel wrote: »

woo, i am pretty excited guys

We all are.

We all are.

naporeon

What's up, chickens?

QuestionMarkMan

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Rage

Something for the OP, perhaps:

UPS Stores and FedEx\Kinko's can and will receive packages on your behalf - just Google up your local store and give them a call. (May have to email Shoe and give him an alternate shipping address if you use this service)



Also, Shoe: Put me on the list for double SS duty if you end up with an odd number or someone gets screwed out of getting a gift. It may be post-Christmas, but at least the Satanee gets something cool

fightinfilipino

would a Fleshlight be an appropriate secret satans gift?

World as Myth

naporeon wrote: »

What's up, chickens?

sock-fucking, housecat ratdicks

Orestes

Rage wrote: »

Something for the OP, perhaps:

UPS Stores and FedEx\Kinko's can and will receive packages on your behalf - just Google up your local store and give them a call. (May have to email Shoe and give him an alternate shipping address if you use this service)



Also, Shoe: Put me on the list for double SS duty if you end up with an odd number or someone gets screwed out of getting a gift. It may be post-Christmas, but at least the Satanee gets something cool

Do you have to call your local store beforehand?

Or is it just a freefloat thing?

Belruel

am i the only one that would be terrified to get gabe, tycho or khoo?

The Geek

I AM SO IN

The Geek

Belruel wrote: »

am i the only one that would be terrified to get gabe, tycho or khoo?

yup

QuestionMarkMan

Belruel wrote: »

am i the only one that would be terrified to get gabe, tycho or khoo?

NoD:

Orestes

Belruel wrote: »

am i the only one that would be terrified to get gabe, tycho or khoo?

Oh I totally am.

I figure if I get them I'd have to go all out and go to my woodworking shop and start making a life sized something or other from their comics.

Also, perhaps a bunch of their own swag just for hilarity.

Rage

Orestes wrote: »

Rage wrote: »

Something for the OP, perhaps:

UPS Stores and FedEx\Kinko's can and will receive packages on your behalf - just Google up your local store and give them a call. (May have to email Shoe and give him an alternate shipping address if you use this service)



Also, Shoe: Put me on the list for double SS duty if you end up with an odd number or someone gets screwed out of getting a gift. It may be post-Christmas, but at least the Satanee gets something cool

Do you have to call your local store beforehand?

Or is it just a freefloat thing?

I *think* you should call ahead and a) make sure they do the package receiving [not all of them do, I'm told] and b) find out what sort of notice they need to receive your delivery.

This is all under the assumption that you do NOT already have a mailbox with them already.

The Geek

If I get Gabe, Tycho, or Khoo, I'll hand deliver it to their offices.

Tonkka

Belruel wrote: »

am i the only one that would be terrified to get gabe, tycho or khoo?

I'd be excited as all get-out.

The Geek

Man, why would that terrify you? Ya big babies.

fightinfilipino

Orestes wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

am i the only one that would be terrified to get gabe, tycho or khoo?

Oh I totally am.

I figure if I get them I'd have to go all out and go to my woodworking shop and start making a life sized something or other from their comics.

Also, perhaps a bunch of their own swag just for hilarity.

that would be funny, except you'd be paying them to give them a gift :P

DarkPrimus

Belruel wrote: »

am i the only one that would be terrified to get gabe, tycho or khoo?

I would buy them something not video-game related.

I would also probably draw them a picture or write a poem for them or something.

World as Myth

I'm more afraid of getting someone like bombardier

what do you give someone that cool? I have no idea

Seriously

Hurm

I will think on this.

Munkus Beaver

Koshian wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

am i the only one that would be terrified to get gabe, tycho or khoo?

oh god, I hadn't thought of that

What do you buy for the man who has a golden crystal goose statue.

fightinfilipino

Border's bookstores (or similar megabookstores) are ungodly places for generating gift ideas, even indirectly. you don't even need to buy anything at the store itself, usually you will see/read something that will give you great ideas. plus you get to chill out in a bookstore with books/magazines/comics.

Belruel

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

am i the only one that would be terrified to get gabe, tycho or khoo?

oh god, I hadn't thought of that

What do you buy for the man who has a golden crystal goose statue.

exactly

maybe i would paint a homage to penny arcade, all on a canvas and everything.

fightinfilipino

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

am i the only one that would be terrified to get gabe, tycho or khoo?

oh god, I hadn't thought of that

What do you buy for the man who has a golden crystal goose statue.

lube?

Quethal

Wow, I wasn't just bottom of the page'd, I was bottom of the thread'd.

I look forward to actually getting a gift this year, or, if not, getting to know who didn't send me one =P

Also look forward to giving a new person an awesome gift!

Orestes

I wonder what kind of action will be taken against non gift givers.

Quethal

I think we'll send Doc after 'em.

Have you seen him? I mean, I'm tall, but, daaaaamn. Plus, being bald gives him a +2 to intimidate.

The Geek

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

am i the only one that would be terrified to get gabe, tycho or khoo?

oh god, I hadn't thought of that

What do you buy for the man who has a golden crystal goose statue.

Statue polish.

fightinfilipino

Quethal wrote: »

I think we'll send Doc after 'em.

Have you seen him? I mean, I'm tall, but, daaaaamn. Plus, being bald gives him a +2 to intimidate.

See also: Pony

The Geek

I know exactly what I'd give Gabe if I got him.

Orestes

Koshian wrote: »

I keep imagining gabe and tycho sitting on thrones, with top hats and monocles

speaking in amused voices

scoffing at my gift

"Haha! He believes this is a gift worthy of us? Release the hounds"

I can see Tycho looking at this thread and being like.

"Haha Gabe, get over here, look at this; just the mere thought of having to give us gifts makes them nervous!"

Then Gabe does some sort of evil laugh.

Orestes

Koshian wrote: »

Orestes wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

I keep imagining gabe and tycho sitting on thrones, with top hats and monocles

speaking in amused voices

scoffing at my gift

"Haha! He believes this is a gift worthy of us? Release the hounds"

I can see Tycho looking at this thread and being like.

"Haha Gabe, get over here, look at this; just the mere thought of having to give us gifts makes them nervous!"

Then Gabe releases the hounds.

Yes, this is what I meant.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

If your gift does not satisfy them, they ban you from the internet. Not just the forums, the whole fucking internet.

Munkus Beaver

The Geek wrote: »

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

am i the only one that would be terrified to get gabe, tycho or khoo?

oh god, I hadn't thought of that

What do you buy for the man who has a golden crystal goose statue.

Statue polish.

If I get any of those three.

I am sending statue polish.

Orestes

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

If your gift does not satisfy them, they ban you from the internet. Not just the forums, the whole fucking internet.

And perhaps from buying games at all.

Darkseid

Alright I'm in.

The thought of getting Khoo terrifies me more than getting Gabe or Tycho.

The Geek

SHEESH.

You people.